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Agreed, it would be a nice touch and memento for the players when we win the Super Bowl.

Never heard of the cunt, fuck him.

There was a time on here when CT was torn limb from limb for posting crap like Sean Casey

First amplifying an 'ITK', now back pedaling? Not a good start to the day.

To save everyone a click, it’s Caulkin ghostwritten, overwrought prose with his usual “short sentences work for effect; I learned that on Spark Notes” approach

In Sean Casey's own words...

Aye, I know they were third, but my point still stands- it’s mental that a team with 20+ points less than the third placed team can be promoted over them. Not only is it unfair, but it’s fucking pointless- what chance have those teams got of staying up? I just think it makes a mockery of the whole concept of a league. If it’s a fair way to decide promotion, then it’s a fair way to decide relegation, aye? So finishing 15th in the PL, on 40+ points, thinking you’re safe, but no- fuck you, play three games to decide whether you go down? It’s fucking bollocks man. Bottom three go down , top three go up.

What a crock of shit that article is. ‘We all used to like Newcastle because their owner was a cunt. Now we all hate Newcastle because their owner is a cunt’. Can anyone spot what might be different this time round? Maybe what you really hate is the fact that we’re winning football matches. And where’s this limitless supply of money he speaks of? I sure as shit haven’t seen it. We’ve had decent investment so far but we are still punching well above our weight on the field. He bemoans our shithousing against Chelsea and Arsenal as small time. Well guess what? We beat Chelsea and got a point away to the league leaders. Bitter prick.

we were likeable when we weren’t any good. They’re not laughing now we’re a threat. Cry me a river

Sounds like we’re rattling all the right cages but it’s obviously devastating not to be getting patronising pats on the head from the likes of Miller

Decent stat to show how big an achievement this season has been. In the past 18 PL seasons, Leicester were the only non "big 6" club to finish in the champions league places.

Vine, not Gemmill

Like Gemmill here?

Fucking hell, I had a little more respect for you than that, not much but a bit.

SKIED BLUES. Fuck you Mike Ashley.

They’d have exploited the size of the pitch apparently. #imagine

Mackem cork sniffers looking down their nose at the "hoofball" on show in the playoff final.

It was noticeable that when Arsenal did it to us it was a sign of their maturity and beating us at our game etc. I don’t mind Arsenal doing it and it’s absolutely what I’d want us to do in that situation. But the cake and eat it hypocrisy from a lot in the media is ridiculous

I think the best thing said on the subject was Shearer after the Arsenal away game when he said he was sick of going there and being patted on the head and thanked for the three points after yet another hiding and if they didn't like the fact that had changed they could do one.

He’s just been granted the freedom of Sunderland.

Sportswashed 👆

FYP 🙂

aye. never heard of the cunt either. shite article which I didn't pay to read. looks like a young rolf harris. all in all, nick's probably best avoided.

The guy is more than entitled to have his view tbh but I'm not sure where this idea that we as fans of NUFC give much of a toss about what anyone else thinks about it is coming from. Who gives a fuck if he and/or other neutrals don't like us anymore? I'd wager it was more pity than like anyway. If we're not that pitiable club anymore, good.

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Mackem TBH

FTM’d YP Marra.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Csqx2B0Iyut/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Fuck that. Luton have got a player called Marvelous Nakamba. That'll do for me.

bit of a conundrum isn't it? with ashley I think regardless of any football ground he owns I'd rather he just ate the ghee heavy dhansak that finally tips his right and left coronary arteries over the edge. from a football point of view a win for jimmy hill's old boys, preferably about 15 minutes after the game should've ended would ensure tragic mackems shaking their fists and hurling obscenities at statues until at least 2075. I'd quite like that too.

Please sort these out, Can't type quickly enough on my phone. Too old.

This is a fairly damning assessment of an article published by a colleague by Caulkin. Might as well have just roasted the bloke for the absolute shite he put in the article.

Honestly wants a hiding that cunt. Should've been sacked to be honest with the shit he regularly comes out with.

How would we then laugh at the knackers on holiday wearing England or Man United sovereigns?

Good timing Robin, have a go now. For anyone interested, it was actually giphy that have fucked something here not us or invision, giphy died for anyone not using a custom app key, the defaults all stopped working.

Not sure which one is tackier tbh

He’s happy enough to put his name to and make money from playing devil’s advocate on said appalling show though. Can’t stand the cunt

Reported, so it is.

Aye it's between him and his missus, if it's even true. Couldn't really give a fuck.

Honestly think Everton are capable of fucking this, you know. I bet they’d rather be away to a half-arsed Bournemouth than at home with a crowd who will get restless if they start slowly