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Really sorry to hear that mate. Puts football and everything in to perspective when you hear stuff like this. Our thoughts are with you.

drag racing?

Tough break for @ewerk. I'm sure the clipboard act will go down a treat in prison.

My wedding anniversary today. 36 fucking years. The woman must be a saint

So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye?

YER MA!

CT remains confused as to why wise men say "only fools Russian"

Fyp. Also, Monkeys Fist ✅

I demand a re-run of that valuation.

Afternoon all, Apologies if this belongs in the 'Classifieds' but thought we'd drop a link to our latest Podcast with Sir Les - he talks all things 95/96, Asprilla's antics, Keegan's team talks and much more - you can also win a signed Newcastle shirt from the Champions League season just by subscribing to the YouTube channel (and there's not many entries) We're a fairly new podcast with TNT presenter Jonty Sargeant and have other episodes with Harry Redknapp and John Barnes available, Again apologies for the shameless promotion and if it's in the wrong forum but thought the shirt in particular could be an easy Christmas present for someone where there's not a lot of entries, plus a sit down with Les Ferdinand is never a bad listen... Thanks for your time and hope you enjoy the show!

And if you wonder how something like this works. It goes a bit like this: MP, former MP, former SpAd or something like that knows exactly how much was previously spent on these folders, where they were purchased etc. So they (for example) tell a sympathetic journalist at the Telegraph or the BBC to send in a very specific freedom of information request. And there’s your highly important bit of investigative journalism carried out in the public interest.

If it was anyone else, I wouldn’t bother, but… … you do know that’s a parody site, don’t you?

I mean, I am sometimes a bit dubious about my "photoshopping" skills but this takes it to another level. The Knight Ryder has no corporeal body, he has transcended this World to join Bobby Robson beyondthe Pearly Gates.

Think you've understated how amusing the opening post is marra. Of course Musk will buy them, he's a MLF! Also 29 pages of this insanity!

On a related note… when I first chatted about my eosophillic asthma diagnosis and treatment on here it was pointed out to me by a poster who was very well qualified to know that what was keeping me alive was costing the state £12k a year and made sure that I was aware that had I to be approved for treatment, it was assessed that I as a person was of sufficient value to UK society to warrant this outlay for the rest of my life…. She’s spot on about the Labour Party too but that fuckin weasel Streeting is balls deep inside more than one US private health provider https://bsky.app/profile/jackmonroe.bsky.social/post/3lcqqcvrhtk2v

Its fine, if I wasn't writing them I wouldn't read my posts either

Whoa! How did you get into the Barron Knights’ bedroom?

We should really try and stop being complete cunts to everyone new who posts on here.

I’m glad you pointed out it was photoshopped as I was sat here wondering how HMHM got a pic of The Knight in bed?

I'm in the same boat. Until this second I always assumed knights ETA. Mrs,S just asked why I was laughing so much. Asked her to write the song title down. Oh yes KNIGHTS it is

I fucking hate the client and how is trying to keep something on programme brown nosing? Anyways, Contractors gaffer has just phoned me to apologise for his window licking site gaffer and said its sorted

As an aside, Luigi Mangione is one of the most Italian names I've ever heard of

Exactly that 👆 when brown nosing clients goes wrong. ooh ooh Mr Client boss isn’t around but I can help, because I’m soooo good. Lesson - Never jump in when only cc’d, especially if you’ve been out for a time and haven’t been brought up to speed. Double especially when the client is a window licking cunt. That’s just a basic no win right there.

I want you to do a YouTube trucking channel like Trucker Tim Than I can ✅ you.

It should have been a simple reply. This cunt on site is relentless and my gaffer cant reply as he's not in. So I thought I would reply with the answer.

If he did take them over, teatime in Pennywell would be even more of an assault on the ears than usual. ” EEEYAH, ower Peytar, ower Bally, ower Sewper Kev, ower X Æ A-Xii, it’s teatime! Yiz berra be home before ya cheesy chips, Kerry sauce, blue pop and pink slice gahs cold!”

No good deed goes unpunished

I've been well and truly thrown under the bus by my line manager We're doing a job where the site gaffer is an absolute window licker. He is complaining all the time he cant set out XYZ because he cant get a setting out engineer on site. Well fuck off, that's not our issue. It's a complex site and we have tried to simplify the foundations. Last Friday I wasn't in the office, line manager agrees to update some information and hasn't communicated that to me. Come in this morning, email from window licker addressed to line manager. Line manager is in meetings all morning, so I have tried to help and replied. Architect replied with 'Where is your updated information as promised in the meeting on Friday, we need it today otherwise we are in delay' Nice, lovely, lush, amazing. Line Manager ✅

It was effective though, cant argue with the results. Finally a good guy with a gun etc.

Eales should have a cash register sound ready to go for if he picks up the phone and it's Ratcliffe.

Aye, rural drink driving is fucking rampant. There are certain euphemisms which news outlets use when they don’t want to be sued to hell, and “spent an evening with friends” is one.

I was wondering that. He's been in Brighton too long. Talking about himself in the third person and referring to himself as a woman. Probably become a pantomime Dame when he's not driving the buses.

https://bsky.app/profile/leehealey.bsky.social/post/3lcxlf6en6s26

"Living vicariously through myself" Is possibly the most pretentious (and utterly fucking stupid) shite I've read this year and I hold you personally responsible for sharing this link.

So what were you whining about? 🙂

That will not be happening, why the fuck would I incriminate myself?

Sportwashed!