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Young Ms. Fist went to this. She’s been recovering from a serious illness and this was one of her milestones so she was over the moon to be able to go. I asked her what the highlight of the gig was and she said it was afterwards in the Metro station. They were on the platform, the place was packed with everyone singing when it suddenly went quiet, and a strong tang of stale sweat and dirty kegs drifted through the place. She turned around and saw a pathway open up through the crowd, and two lads in sunderland tops making their way confidently towards the platform, handing out slices of Pocket Cheeyse as they went. Everyone gratefully received their slice , until they got to two lads stood next to my daughter. She said they were both 7ft tall and over twenty stone with muscles on their fingers. No sooner had they refused The Cheeyse when, KABLAAM, KAPOOOW! The pair of them were one-punched by the givers of The Cheeyse- sparked out cold. Everyone looked at their feet, and the atmosphere was briefly uncertain, but then some international students, 5 Japanese lasses, reverently approached the two lads and requested Cheeyse. As soon as they got their slices, they started hopping up and down, clapping their hands and squeaking, ” We hate the mags anarl, Mallas!” Our two heroes got on their train, and as it pulled away and headed south, Ms. Fist thought she heard an Elvis song come over the station PA, but she’s not sure because at that very same moment EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that station broke out in spontaneous applause and cheering as our heroes left the station. I’ve just snuck in to check on her now, and she’s slept with The Slice under her pillow, and has replaced her poster of Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with this one of Eric Gates Marras, I’ve never been so proud of her. True story

We'll not be seeing him for a while. On the plus side he looked well for 81.

Is this the line that didn't make it into Roy's final speech in Bladerunner? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears when some lass squirts in your eye. Time to die.

When we finally do make a proper signing the forum will just keep deleting any posts about it, to the point where no one knows what to believe anymore. Limbo’s telly. Is it the same amount of data that gets removed each deletion or is it growing, blob-like (not overtime), and will ultimately remove all of Alex’s half a million posts? And all the images less than 399.36kb? Either way, I hope we’ve got some deals ready to go because we will be fucked next season without at least 4 new seniors. Hopefully some of the youth start breaking through or what’s the point of them? Endless supply of youthful but conveniently inept wingmen for JT? This post will self-destruct before any cunt reads it.

Cancer: World-first 'Trojan horse' therapy to be given on NHS - BBC News Reading stuff like this warms the heart. Multiple Myeloma is what my Mam was diagnosed with 30 years ago. Treatment was nil, you were straight into palliative care and making whatever time you have left as comfortable as they could. So little was known of it back then that even palliative care was very much trial and error and patients were basically told not to break one of their brittle bones else it'd be game over. Mam lasted 18 months before she stumbled trying to pick something up and fell into the patio doors in our living room breaking both her arms. The advances in the past 28 years have been nothing short of remarkable. If just one family doesn't need to go through the helpless agony we did then I'm a happy man.

And then the rest of Instagram stood up and applauded

This paranoid post, the 301st of the thread, needs Fenderfication. 🎵"I remember.... The Journal, in the eighties, taking an editorial stance.... to use Novocastrian rather than Geordie...... It was, of course ridiculous, but I'd love to know how the editor or owner who tried that on views the current "Toonification" of EVERYTHING... Whoooooo whoooooo whooooahhhh"🎶

Either that or they think you’re old and knackered and are worried you can’t cope with the walk.

The fucking commentary livramentooo *some french* linvramentooo lageordie magpies LIVRAMENTO!

That’ll disappear soon though. And this. Like tears when some lass squirts in your eye.

“Mallas”

Well there we go folks...proof (as if any was required) of an abuser moving on to a new victim 😞 #prayforgemmill 🙏

Ha. Don't try to offload your guilt on to others old son. You & your acolytes have driven a MUCH ADMIRED poster from the forum. Hope you're all happy

Fuck me- that’s a bit evil mate.

Wideopen invites the lewd. Might as well have called it Fizzingattheslit.

Funnily enough, I went to see Elvis Costello when he was at The Sage and he said he loved coming to Newcastle so I assume he must have been lying to please the shady Tyneside cabal. If not, he’d have been blacklisted from future venues

"Ah think someone is very close to ordering a Moothful of Ryder Knuckle off the 'Be very careful Menu'. Capiche wor kid?"

Israel has just announced an order to close all their embassies worldwide, and told Jewish communities to be vigilant and remove anything that would identify them as Jewish. How has what they have done made any Jewish people safer, I will never understand this. At every single turn, they've made them more at risk. As for Trump - this chaos is directly on him IMO, it's the direct cost of the US pulling itself back from the global stage. Israel don't seem to give a fuck what he thinks, in fact it sounds almost like he's been steamrollered here and is just catching up after the fact to save face. The cost of having weak fucking leaders man...

In a galaxy not too far away..... STAR WARS A brand no hope..... Lewk Bullknaka and his fwends are in a battle with North Shields star, Sam Fender and the eehval Saudi empire, Fender alongside the feared Darth Beheadie Eddeh will try and crush the rebels without a clew forever. May the force of their 104 football alliances be with them!! "Stay classy, marra"

You have been sucking your bong too hard and too long you daft bastard

Tells them he's quite happy to walk from the station, honestly doesn't mind at all especially on a nice day but if they didn't insist and give him a lift anyway there'd be fucking hell on and HR would be barricading their doors by now.

Listen, I'm not expert on mackem phonetics. They do say mirrow though. I had some mackem lads replace my windows once, one broke and got a shard of glass in his eye cos the idiot wasn't wearing safety glasses. I was unaware, so when he asked if we had a 'mirrow' to look in it was a case if: "A mirrow!" "Mirrow marra!!!!!" Etc.....

Wykiki’s gaffer straight after speaking to the receptionist … * mutters* ” Has this new cunt never heard of über?”

Is that bloke that lives in a basement eating crème eggs and belching still about? His channel next season will be a documentary of one man’s descent in to severe depression.

I heard this from Newbiggin Hall. It sounded shite. Fender, not the obviously true story about the two rock hard mackem gladiators. Praise be upon them,

Tino class: https://streamin.me/v/304b1f52

Am convinced its all Gemmill.playing silly buggers. Toonpack,Dougle and KCG all ganged up on him and he really didnt ike it

You've been rumbled. The Sage is in Gateshead marra. Why would this so called "Elvis" say he loved playing in Newcastle when he was playing in County Durham, SUNDERLAND marra??!!? FTM.

What’s going to wind them up more is that the Sam Fender phenomenon isn’t isolated to the north east. 90,000 people came to watch him at West Ham’s stadium & the real kicker for the mackems is that there are influencers who have nothing to do with football, advising people who don’t watch football on which Newcastle United shirts to wear for his concerts. It’s self perpetuating & whilst there may be proper Newcastle fans wearing tops to his concert a lot of people are doing it anyway It’s a mackems worst nightmare

They're all going on about this "class" flag? Who the fuck is Mayenda, I assume one of their players?

It's not about making Isreal safe, it's all about keeping Netanyahu in power. Same as the whole build up to and response to Oct 7

Oh dear. https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/no-food-job-or-phones-afrikaner-refugee-family-stranded-in-us/ar-AA1Gx4Jo

Sounds like a plan. 🙂

Didn't gang up at all, all interactions were entirely individual, but TBD was the final straw he created TBG

Wirtz to Liverpool finally done for £116mill + £18mill in add ons. Good to see Klopp's ceiling working effectively there

Just put me in mind of that time Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox co-hosted The Brits

I'm seeing Fender on Sunday, whole family outing. I like his music without being a huge fan, I'm ambivalent about the Geordie nation stuff and won't be wearing football colours. But why people from a different city are obsessed to the extent they are is mental to me. Thousands of pages of absolute drivel repeating the same shit over and over. They call us scum, they say we are mentally ill. Honestly, they need to take a look in the mirror and see where the real problem lies.

Second week at my new job. I am currently at their HQ which is out of Leeds. I get the train out then its about a 25 minute walk to the office. But the last couple of weeks the office manager has picked me up from the station. But today she's off. I don't mind walking at all (unless its pissing down). So just got off the train and then suddenly get a phone call from the office. I answer it, it's a lass on reception asking how I am getting from the station. I told her walking, she said she will send someone to pick me up The gaffer at my interview really did talk about 'people' and 'looking after the people in the business' etc. I didn't think it would go as far as this Such a small thing in the grand scheme of things, but really is a nice thing to do.

Now that would have got him the Oscar.

Toontastic infecting laptops again

FTM

I struggle to believe that’s true. Gemmill dishes out more abuse than Gary Glitter. I’m sure he can take it, gangbang or otherwise.

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