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Gemmill nailed the Hot Mitch Summer.

According to the rumour mill the mackems are willing to pay £30m for Joe Gomez. This is the exact kind of signing I want them to make. That's the Sunderland model they keep rabbiting on about. The model of signing Jack Rodwell, calling your manager a prick on Netflix and ending up in league one.

Being massively racist in secret allows you to appear morally superior in public though

My favourite part about them is when the one reasonable poster (out of the thousands of chin dribblers) in each thread points out the irony in calling us obsessed while crying over footy tops on the internet. The pile on is almost always spectacular. A bunch of dings on the internet bullying a grown mackem man by calling him a secret mag. They don't have enough mag top threads IMO.

they've got a thread rejoicing in the isak to the bindippers rumour... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/isak-to-liverpool.1658419/ you'd think keith's one brain cell would be telling him to avoid it like when his sister has chlamydia, but no, he's battening down the hatches, the stupid mackem cunt...

back up again, but be quick if you need your daily dose of mackem hilarity....

It’s june

Posted on here as Baggio

No wonder the board keeps going down

🎵 What's in your head? In your heeeaad, Dipshit, dipshit, diiipshit, shit, shit, shit? 🎶

And everyone at Gate 33 ⅓rd stood up and applauded

Why aye.

The paper he wrote that Isak was a poor signing on: My book of what a proper legend I am: Mine's empty.

Their main problem is the contracts new players are expected to sign. 1) will you sign a disclaimer for ignoring racist abuse in person and online? 2) will you agree to playing in a steydium with more crisp packets blowing in the wind than supporters? 3) Do you hate the mags n'arl? Gerrin. FTM

I’d be surprised if their politics forum isn’t on a government far right terrorism watch list

Fucking Palmer He was massively off the boil for about 6 months

Next month is going to be unbearable.... https://www.adidas.co.uk/oasis

this is a man who got things done....

I was gonna but couldn't be arsed. What is it?

'Those filthy mags always wearing their shirts'. Meanwhile, on Wearside: I'm not sure what's classier, the football top or his sister's tits spilling out of her dress.

Karen Carpenter?

I eventually, after all these years, get a tax refund for £1200 which probably means there'll be no UC next month. You couldn't make it up.

Have you not seen the Netflix show?

Wedding season?

Shows even more how much Staveley was running the show tbh. It's felt like we've been adrift in the boardroom since she left.

That ceiling just keeps getting higher.

Israel furious that a missile hitting a hospital is a war crime? Hello? How the fuck can they say this with a straight face?

Fucking County Durham Mackems man. Lowest of the low

I remember going to Durham a few years back with a friend I invited up from London - born and bred southern lad, fairly sheltered from the realities of life north of Watford Anyway I told him Durham was a really nice little city, nice walk around etc. We got there over a bank holiday weekend and it felt like all of Sunderland had emptied itself into the place. Arrived at 1pm to absolute chaos in the main town areas, drunken fistfights, screaming mackem spawn, it was breathtaking in its depravity. I could tell my mate was reeling from this a bit so I said we'd get some money and head into the quieter bits around the Cathedral - stood in line behind a bloke in a Sunderland top. Waited for about 60 seconds before I realised he was pissing on/into the ATM in a drunken haze. The whole scene was like Mordor had emptied and successfully conquered Minas Tirith. We just got back on the train in the end, and I felt incredibly ashamed of the north for a good few hours... thanks for that Sunderland.

Also...compleytley unrelayahted. Is tha a Brighthouse for premeyeh leygue footballers? Weh bought weh pink seyts for 50p a weyk over 650 months. Ah was howahpin' there'd bey summin' simileh for playehs.

Was he even in post then? Thought that was Lambreezy.

If Guehi does go there I can see Howe having a meltdown.

Noooo, why would you think that?

isak isn't even our player of the season tbh. he was brilliant in phases and we would be nowhere without his goals but for consistency across the season, it's tonali or burn.

of course they had to have a man u player in there

Grilled, not cut into rings, just olive oil and salt, nothing else. You should know batter about Spanish tapas and calamari tbh.

if there's no incoming transfers by the start of the season, no new ceo, no new d.o.f. and they're still telling blatant lies about updates with the stadium..... they're officially worse than ashley, the saudi cunts.

Nah marra FYP, they just needed an extra signature when signing the giro so saved on the taxi fare

This thread has potential https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/safc’s-mini-pl-this-season.1658559/

Sacked when they're top after five games for underachieving.