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Look, if insisting on a full 20 second hug with every tradesman is weird, I don't want to be normal.

DMed you mate, I told him I know you from football. I have to work with him on another project at work so if you end up being weird I will deny knowing you at all.

I don’t normally watch Fat Sam’s interviews - his droning whinge makes me want to skewer my eardrums - but I made an exception after tonight’s match. Thoroughly enjoyable, looked like he’d just trod dog shit through his house.

For someone with a reading age of about 9, he knows how to construct a complex sentence. Laters, lol

After a week in which England's so-called big six were exposed for their all-round greed and crass behaviour, it should be a huge wake-up call to Premier League chiefs when it comes to Newcastle United's takeover situation. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-takeover-super-league-20440495 What an intro par in Ryder's latest. MUST. MAKE. THE. STORY. ABOUT. NEWCASTLE

Twenty bucks well spent if it means I’ve help put the nail in the coffin of fat Sam’s baggies!

Interesting ballot paper in this by-election...

The revenue nufc will have lost off the UM family would have hurt any club

yeah, please. this isn't a queue for a taxi

Woah, let’s keep the dirty stuff to a minimum, please

I can enrich you

I can assist too.

You ARE media communications man though, and that sentence was unforgivable. "I would be amazed if they get punished" NOT "I would be amazed if they don't escape punishment"

Sorry, but players, managers and fans are punished when mismanagement leads to administration. The reason Man Utd, Spurs, Barcelona, and the Italian clubs wanted this league is because they're so far in debt it makes a mockery of the idea of Fit and Proper. Punishment should be meted out on them, whether it's fines, points deduction, transfer embargo, banned from CL or whatever. And if the managers, players and fans are unhappy with that, they should be reminded that it's their owners who brought it upon their club.

I missed the meeting when Toonpack took over from KCG as official TT Scotland correspondent. Must sort my email settings

I don't think it was anything to do with Masters or the PL but everything to do with the fan opposition. I'm sure they factored in opposition from the tiny 14 fans but weren't expecting such a huge backlash from their own support.

Would love a 25 point deduction going into next season. 5 of them would be fine but there would be a very real possibility of Arsenal getting relegated which would be great

Tell me when it isn’t.