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  1. How to lose your friends and alienate people

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 9 replies
    • 1.5k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  2. How to place a hex or curse on a group of people.

    dbsweeney,
    • 8 replies
    • 1.1k views
    Fop
    Fop

  3. How to respond to conceeding a goal.

    shackbleep,
    • 6 replies
    • 850 views
    Besty
    Besty

  4. How US approach rubbed off on Big Sam

    Scottish Mag,
    • 7 replies
    • 649 views
    Fop
    Fop

  5. How utterly grim

    Tooj,
    • 3 replies
    • 917 views
    Tom
    Tom

  6. how would everyone set the side up with the current batch of players?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 69 replies
    • 4.7k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  7. How would you spend £20mil?

    Maestro7,
    • 26 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Park Life
    Park Life

  8. How would you stop Barcelona?

    Rob W,
    • 38 replies
    • 2.3k views
    snakehips
    snakehips

  9. How would you take the club forward ?

    jaythesouthernmag,
    • 1 reply
    • 430 views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  10. How you feeling two games in?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 83 replies
    • 4.2k views
    Ollie Burtons Grandad
    Ollie Burtons Grandad

  11. How...

    luckyluke,
    • 7 replies
    • 1.4k views
    Howay
    Howay

  12. How's everyone feeling leading up to Sunday?

    dbsweeney,
    • 70 replies
    • 4.3k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  13. Howay the Lads ...to Accrington !!

    yonmon,
    • 33 replies
    • 2.9k views
    yonmon
    yonmon

  14. Howay the lav for Toon stars

    Jimbo,
    • 3 replies
    • 762 views
    Offshore Toon
    Offshore Toon

  15. howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 14.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  16. Howe's Bargain Hunt Losers v Bielsa P-Coy Pussies

    wykikitoon,
    • 478 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Polarboy
    Polarboy

  17. howe's battle weary covid evading magpies v ragnick's conveniently rested and newly coached red devils.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 530 replies
    • 16.6k views
    Asprilla
    Asprilla

  18. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 20k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  19. Howe's Beautiful Brazilian vs Tuchel's Tall Turgid Tosspot's

    wykikitoon,
    • 452 replies
    • 15.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  20. Howe's Big Ball Grafting Bastards v Moyes Cat Hating Bubble Loving Codpieces

    wykikitoon,
    • 380 replies
    • 12.7k views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  21. Howe's Brazil Black and White Army v Fat Franks Right Wing Red Wall Bluedippers

    wykikitoon,
    • 901 replies
    • 34.7k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  22. Howe's Bruno Magic Hat's v Titanic Bitter Ralf Nee Transfer Crying Wankers

    wykikitoon,
    • 470 replies
    • 17.4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  23. Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards

    wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 14.6k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  24. Howe's half-arsed civil war slackers v Pep's champions in waiting

    Dr Gloom,
    • 319 replies
    • 13.9k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  25. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

    wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 19.9k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  26. Howe's Midfield General's v Brentford's Plummeting Palpitation Pastry Plebs

    wykikitoon,
    • 341 replies
    • 13.1k views
    trooper
    trooper

  27. Howe's Peace Loving Mags v Potter's Wand Waving Wankers

    wykikitoon,
    • 258 replies
    • 14.1k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  28. Howe's Pressing panzers v Steeeeeevie Geeeeeee's Beige Boring Bastards

    wykikitoon,
    • 510 replies
    • 20k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  29. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 457 replies
    • 22.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  30. howe's team seemingly on a spiral of ever decreasing circles v guardiola's resurgent CITY who we always do so well against. get in, can't wait for this one! :

    thebrokendoll,
    • 400 replies
    • 7.6k views
    trainman
    trainman

  31. howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick

    thebrokendoll,
    • 413 replies
    • 17.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  32. Howe's that for a bunch of Cripples v Here's our Graham with a Quick Reminder what a bunch of Shits We are

    wykikitoon,
    • 652 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  33. Howe's That To End The Season You Southern Wankers v To be Frank, We're Southern and Cunts

    wykikitoon,
    • 392 replies
    • 14.2k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  34. Howe's The Pedro Pursuit You Ask? v Mike Deans Mellon Munchers

    wykikitoon,
    • 238 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  35. Howe’s cultist happy clappers v Palace Sun 04-Jan 3pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 372 replies
    • 3.1k views
    beatty
    beatty

  36. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 330 replies
    • 16.1k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  37. Howe’s squad rotating league cup champions elect v Gemmill’s premier league survival specialists

    Dr Gloom,
    • 364 replies
    • 14.1k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  38. Howe’s stick it to Lee “onslaught” Ryder and his loyal puntaz v Leeds. St. James' Park Wednesday 7th January Kick-off 8.15pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 734 replies
    • 6.4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  39. Hubbard says Roeder's right to be paranoid.

    acrossthepond,
    • 6 replies
    • 680 views
    Guest
    Guest

  40. Hubbard: Out of Toon and lacking in hope?

    acrossthepond,
    • 9 replies
    • 911 views
    Park Life
    Park Life

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