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Tough day for Vanuatu. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement

"Errr, While your here, Liz.....do you fancy doing my ladies night YouTube show?"

Ant taking the forum offline was a nice touch from him.

No cunt can take the piss out of my pinball machines when dafties on here are paying £3k for a dog when you can get freebies from the dog shelter

Can you still fit him in your handbag?

@Dr Gloomlevel work on the decks here.

so close to getting a letter off the queen

Have you not got any buses to be burning?

If we’re doing before and afters, just brought the Turder back from the dog barber- quite the change! Other than the obvious skinheed, he had his claws trimmed, and looking at the difference in stance, he was walking flat-flooted beforehand as they were so long, whereas now he’s bouncing about like Iggy on a speed bender. He needs to drop a bit of weight, too, as the skank was obviously feeding him her pizza/cheese on toast scraps and KFC lickings.

🎵 Lady, hear me tonight This dinner, is just so right, As I sit, by the TV, Can't you make me, angel delight? 🎶

Is it wrong that I'm glad this didn't happen on Eurovision day? Not least since our song this year is called "Embers", which would be a bit disrespectful if the old boy is being cremated.

The Masterchef final won't air tonight out of respect. Channel 4 is to also cancel tonight's Gogglebox in honour of the Prince. It's being replaced with Planet of the Apes, oddly.

8 days of mourning and no bank holiday. Fuck right off. No holiday, no mourning.

You could get about 3 cavapoos for that

I dont know why but the first photo reminds me of Liam Gallagher

Your dog is a convicted rapist btw.

With money left over to start a supporters’ pub

I’m glad we play with such balance between attack and defense, would be fucking rubbish being slightly more attacking if it meant we’d suddenly become Norwich and be completely incapable of defending. Thanks for comparing us to a side that have spent as long in the Premier League as we’ve spent in the Championship in recent years, what a brilliant comparison. Again, this pudding faced wank takes no responsibility for getting abuse when he jumps on a comment as light as “maybe they should try and play a little bit more on the front foot” and acts like Shearer said we should have 10 men in the opposition half. We can’t get this wanker out of the club fast enough ffs.

"Mag at work adopted me mayut's dog. Fuckun purra red and white collar on it, thar'll teeych the cunt."

Ok, big shout out to Liz and the Greek with their Balmoral holiday track, God save the beat.

I hear Prince Phillip died in the Queen's arms. Shouldn't have been in the pub in the first place.

Steve Wraith to deliver the eulogy.

Duke of Deadinburgh more like

We can, and we will. Can't blame a fart on a pinball machine, can you? You should get a dog, a Gussethound.

He would need to join first. He will have to ask for fans getting banned from stadiums next to avoid abuse when fans return.

I can't get a decent photo of it so you'll just have to imagine what the concept of warmth and comfort looks like. That's what I have in autumn and winter instead of walking a dog in the pissing rain.

Rapper DMX, 50... I for one know who I'm more upset about

Mix and blend

Rescue centres won’t just send you off with the first dog you like the look at. They’ll do more research on you than you will on the dog to check suitability.

'I love the new dog Dave, but a couple of points. Your son's face has inflated like a pumpkin, which is either because he's allergic, or because the death grip the mutt's got around his throat has forced all the blood to the head?' 'Aye, but he was free and some mouthy 'tato toucher on the internet has a problem with me getting what's best for us, rather than the cunts who abandoned the dog in the first place.'

my lady wife

Get well soon

imo it’s a pointless, silly, futile exercise - unless the main purpose is to raise charitable donations. If people want to give their time and money to it that’s up to them but it isn’t some kind of achievement.

Fo sho. Will PM you. I know she said this was the last litter the mam would be having and they didn't get a girl out of this last litter but I'm sure she'll have other plans.

It’s all the EU’s fault, obvs... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-9451163/EU-fanned-flames-division-Northern-Ireland-says-historian-RUTH-DUDLEY-EDWARDS.html

one end seems keener on treats than the other....when the missus said this was her dream dog I did point out that dogs are supposed to look like their owner. This observation was not well received...

F.O.P.

Well I'm going to buck the trend on here and say I don't think it's totally pointless. Worst case scenario you've bunged a few quid to North East charities or end up like Sunderland or Bury and the fans will end up bailing them out. Any consortium that takes over might well get some brownie points by involving the fans and whilst not being a Barcelona type club with the voting etc, could still have a part to play and be involved in it. Nobody is asking anyone to fork out anything they don't want to/afford. Yours, Soopafan.* *From a nice family

I love this movie. “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah...”

A few more years of Steve Bruce and we'll be able to afford the club.