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chill motherfuckers (thats me away into the ether again)

Who is this cunt?

Ant was going to fix the board problems but unfortunately he’s been busy trying to burn foreigners out of their houses in Ballymena.

That's roughly where I'm at too if you substitute red wine with Guinness and the Bordeaux region with an ex-council house in Central-Scotland.

Are you the agency lad we’ve brought in for Andrew’s holiday cover?

You've been rumbled. The Sage is in Gateshead marra. Why would this so called "Elvis" say he loved playing in Newcastle when he was playing in County Durham, SUNDERLAND marra??!!? FTM.

Chicken Nonce thinks Pedro is a goer. Oh well that's him ruled out then

"Ah think someone is very close to ordering a Moothful of Ryder Knuckle off the 'Be very careful Menu'. Capiche wor kid?"

Everyone say "Thank you Ant" because he's fucking sorted this in an evening

https://x.com/deludedof/status/1933573743173120111?s=48&t=Bh13yvYevvqDar-5_7jlHQ Was sent this link via WhatsApp, I quite like this region of Cyprus but imagine running into these?

"I'm your father, Lewk." "NOOOOOooooooo! Mam said me dad is Mr Jenkins who keyps coming around to fix mam's washing machine every weyk."

In a galaxy not too far away..... STAR WARS A brand no hope..... Lewk Bullknaka and his fwends are in a battle with North Shields star, Sam Fender and the eehval Saudi empire, Fender alongside the feared Darth Beheadie Eddeh will try and crush the rebels without a clew forever. May the force of their 104 football alliances be with them!! "Stay classy, marra"

That's some cold shit, Craig.

Is there a way we can crowdfund a reacharound for him as a goodwill gesture? I have relatively short arms, but collectively I think we could manage to reach out and give him a thankful squeeze.

Sure he’s a good man so he is 😊

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43902372 Just worth remembering whose fault this ultimately is. Trump binned the previous deal with Iran because: 1 - Obama had agreed it. 2 - He wanted to buddy up to Netanyahu who didn't like the Obama deal. 3 - He was listening to hawks in his cabinet who never would have been in office in any respectable administration. Had we not binned that, maybe now we wouldn't be here.

Great win for them in the end under pretty intense pressure

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/football/team/newcastle-united/ from .com knack me if links to them is not allowed

the couple on the left man. she looks very much like the trafalgar square fountain shitter, her chap looks like he's getting ready to curl one out on the patio.

Oh aye, Elvis Costello famously hated owt to do with Newcastle …

Hoo marra thats in Tyneside not poocastle, so daint claim that as Jawdee. Used to be part of Derham. St Bede wrote it down at in one of them books he wrote. FTM

LB? Not sure TBH

Don't know about you lot, but there's nowt I like more than joining in a massive singalong of the Blaydon Races whilst I wait for an encore. Why aye!

all three of the cunts look like they play a banjo. i dread to think how many times that poor little fucker's had his arse slapped and told to get up that hill boy and squeal like a pig.

What’s going to wind them up more is that the Sam Fender phenomenon isn’t isolated to the north east. 90,000 people came to watch him at West Ham’s stadium & the real kicker for the mackems is that there are influencers who have nothing to do with football, advising people who don’t watch football on which Newcastle United shirts to wear for his concerts. It’s self perpetuating & whilst there may be proper Newcastle fans wearing tops to his concert a lot of people are doing it anyway It’s a mackems worst nightmare

The clip of the cunt on the left's SAFC bowling shoes.

It's not about making Isreal safe, it's all about keeping Netanyahu in power. Same as the whole build up to and response to Oct 7

Oh dear. https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/no-food-job-or-phones-afrikaner-refugee-family-stranded-in-us/ar-AA1Gx4Jo

Israel has just announced an order to close all their embassies worldwide, and told Jewish communities to be vigilant and remove anything that would identify them as Jewish. How has what they have done made any Jewish people safer, I will never understand this. At every single turn, they've made them more at risk. As for Trump - this chaos is directly on him IMO, it's the direct cost of the US pulling itself back from the global stage. Israel don't seem to give a fuck what he thinks, in fact it sounds almost like he's been steamrollered here and is just catching up after the fact to save face. The cost of having weak fucking leaders man...

Fuck me- that’s a bit evil mate.

That's why it's goooooood

my famlly in israel are once again cowering in bomb shelters, petrified as iranian rockets fall over their home towns. i truly fucking despise netanyhu for all the misery and suffering he has brought to people on all sides of this conflict