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Just before this kicked off my Father in law collapsed at work. He is 70 and does 3 days, due to retire soon. Loves his work and is still fit for his age. Anyways, they did some tests and found out he was having some heart issues. Palpitations and the like. They put him on some meds an it was all fine. Couple of weeks ago after a bike ride with my Mother in law, he was doing some work in the garden and again felt dizzy. Next day, played some badminton in the garden and then did some more gardening and then collapsed. Went to A&E and they kept him in for a couple of days as they were concerned about how high his HR was. He is due a scan soon. But managed to get it down with meds. Since he's been released he's not been feeling great. He's not been sleeping well and he said he felt short of breathe. He went for a Covid test last week as he is a Key worker (He maintains switch gear in sub & power stations). Come back today as positive. He's almost 71. He loves a good few pints, but he's a slim bloke as he's played sport or his life. I am just hoping his fitness get's him through this. CT, I sometimes think the stick you get on here is harsh, but TBH. You're absolutely thick as fucking pig shit. Yes some people are shitting their pants. But at the moment, I would say this fucking situation needs respect and control. What that useless cunt did yesterday was drop a huge massive fucking shit grenade. He clearly hasn't consulted anyone about what his plans are. The National Parks will be fucking swamped at the weekend. What about the MRT people who have to haul fat useless cunts like you off Scafell etc? They don't really have much choice do they? What these cunts have done is wash their hands of the situation. It's an absolute disgrace.

I guess some people are better than others at concealing who they are

If you remember when CT first began posting on here it was just after Keegan had left as manager 2nd time round and he basically just tried to wind everyone up when their emotions were raw. Sound familiar? Different level sad this shit however

I’m interviewed after the Spain game in some crap football themed attempt at a Hard Rock Cafe in Covent Garden. I think it appeared before Croatia v Denmark. People I know saw it at the time but I never had. Then me mate sent me a message saying I’ve just seen you in the telly as it was also in that ITV Euro 96 doc that was repeated recently. I watched it on the ITV hub. The bright lights of the camera make me look anaemic and I’m only on for about 3 seconds. I’ve got the NUFC grandad collar home top on. I say something like “the atmosphere was class like, y’knaa?”.

Will be some explaining needed when he gets the virus for real, this time.

I'm fairly sure @sammynb owns Ironic Chipolata's debut album on signed vinyl

Jimbo's telly is the only source I'm prepared to accept as confirmation this is done.

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That figure isn't the death rate for the virus. That's just the number of people in a certain age group that have died from it. It takes no account of the number of people that have caught it, which has been massively depressed by the lockdown because a huge number of the 40m have been removed from circulation. You are fucking lucky you can't die of stupidity or else we wouldn't be having this conversation.

PAEDO!

They've just had a taxi driver interviewed on the BBC. Here's the quote: "I looked at the stats myself and I worked it out to be about 0.1% chance of dying for people without underlying conditions of a certain age." Another fucking maths whiz taxi driver.

Starmer: In the nicest possible way “ You haven’t got a clue what you’re doing, have you?” Johnson “ Haa-ahh- Aaaarumph- well now-aaah-mmmph”

Apparently she ordered tapas one night and got a small plate with black pudding and a soupçon of gravy, another small plate with mini sausage rolls and a plate with a mini Yorkshire pudding with an ironic chipolata in the middle. She said, 'What the fuck's this shit?' 'English tapas, madam.' was the reply. She couldn't fuck off soon enough. (So they reckon).

I think he just knows how wrong he was to back his beloved PM and Tory Party. He’s incapable (like the rest of them) of any public admission of culpability so he resorts to trying to wind up more intelligent people with a social conscience. Tbf, he’s a product of his own stupidity and environment

CT is plumbing new depths here. What type of person uses a situation like this to fish for bites? Its fucking ugly and frankly bizarre behaviour.

By the way, on series 2 of STID. The whole saga around the signing of Will Grigg

I suppose it's just part of their natural journey into taking St George flags to England games with their name on it like the rest of all the other lower league clubs.

It's about protecting a monopoly. A rather strange one though covering most of the Arab states. Would be similar to Sky UK holding rights for the whole of Europe, especially after leaving the EU...

Not only that but they are in the least need of education. In most European countries kids don't even go to school until year 2 age. Finland being an example, the best education system in the world. Is this decision just ill thought out or deliberate?

There's something very comforting about .com still being the undisputed trusted source after a decade or so of Twitter nonsense

Mental how much more likable Johnson was on a ventilator. He should wear one all the time.

That's London for you

Zany club twitter account admins. The special relationship shite the mackems wank on about is pathetic tbh, shouldn’t they also be pairing with a side in 3. Liga?

On this day 14 years ago!

Also Betty Wright, 66, bit of a legend.

Takes them to Asda in his fucking corona wagon.

You can 'think' that all you like but it isn't. If you have eight slices of duck pizza and you eat four of them then what percentage do you have left? Here's a clue, it isn't 0.5%

Assuming your raw data is correct, and I'm pretty sure it isn't, your percentage is out by a factor of 100. It's 0.0062%.

Can see things getting a bit messy in a few years time if things go the way we hope. Young kids to mackem dads in no-mans land wanting Newcastle United kits.

Wonder what’s kept that working age percentage down

This is the thing, it's a tacit admission they were wrong not to do this 2 months ago. Next it'll be advice on face masks. We all know that face masks make complete sense in shops etc, but the government wouldn't recommend them because of availability issues. Why not just come clean and admit it? No, they much prefer to lie and hide behind some "guided by the science" bullshit.

There’s a few other clubs I’ve got a bit of time for but the whole special bond thing is so small time. It suits them down to the ground.

Friend wars.....

Got absolutely fuck all sleep. It's time I seriously looked at moving to NZ. Been asked loads to go there by mates who have businesses out there and work got them but don't really want to leave family here. But this butchering set of bastards are forcing it.

I think you’ll find any lack of clarity from Johnson is down to Labour

Look, you can't expect clarity from someone in a pre-recorded video that you definitely can't go back and rewrite and reshoot

And he is ideally suited for it. I also have no doubt that, if the Saudis do outbid Bein for the PL rights, he will be sending in his CV.

And fucking Hayden, the kids is obviously smoking some of his grass clippings.

What has it got in it's pocketses?

The Bobby Robson foundation needs it's £20, mate.

Maybe CT is saying his ding-a-ling is a little Richard.

That was Chuck Berry

Good Golly.