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https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/manchester-united-lose-shot-count-27-3-and-still-take-pride-in-defeat-7gpxdc2v3 The easy ride these get in the media is something else. Mind, if it keeps baldy in the job, long may it continue.

Any excuse to post it.

What a charmer

"Here lads, this unga has bunga'd me joke."

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3-LsAzoJpf/?igsh=Y3FtaWVlb2x0YTBi I fucking love this bloke

Both of their saves stats are shocking

Also @ fish trying to rekindle the Robert v Ginola debate

They're not plucky underdog, they're one of the richest and most successful clubs on the planet. This isn't Rotherham meeting Man City in the cup, it's a fucking derby between two sides in the top flight where 1 player got a yellow card. Man Utd have over €700m worth of talent, and they managed 3 shots, less than 25% of what Luton managed (€101m). Luton. Luton also managed more possession. In fact Man City managed as many shots against Man Utd as they took in their games against Luton and Bournemouth (€341m) combined.

It’s just an all round shite argument really. Most of Maxis games were under Bruce who was a terrible, defensive coach. Maxi was a joy for us to watch in a dark time for the club. He didn’t fit into the Howe press so was released for a more appropriate player. I genuinely wish him the best. I don’t get the slagging off.

Seriously Going back to Alex' rule here. There is always one reactionary right wing nut job on this forum, at any given time. What I don't understand is how they coordinate it so well... it's like an almost perfect conveyor belt of batshit Q Anon styled misinformed nonsense and it always, always finds us. It either always is Quiff, or they have some sort of rotational system across multiple forums ffs.

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He’s right th Makes sense.

What a fucking prick. He's aware of the difference in resources isn't he, the absolute prick. Sorry your "MNF" has been spoiled, you lass-hockling-on twat.

You shut your whore mouth!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Alreet Ibrahim,

That's the stone she's sat on there - going to be pinged at her from a medieval catapult.

Well, there’s his badge kissing and the disgraceful way he brings his kid on the pitch. I’d have thought you, of all people, would know that.

Joelinto's payrise allows us to have a strong midfield without paying top dollar + wages for his replacement. By keeping Joelinton we make Bruno more amenable to stay. Then we have a midfield options from: Bruno, Joelinton, Tonali, Anderson, Longstaff, Miley, Willock. Add a top class defensive midfielder who can cover for (or usurp) Joelinton and we'd have a strong, variable midfield with a range of experience.

@Nefilim @Nefilim @Nefilim There.

imagine pitching this ad today

Here's Liz's new best friend, Tommy, flogging "Make Engurland Great Again" (MEGA) baseball caps. I love the flag of England on the side, the absolute whopper.

No chance. If she rips a cheeky postern blast*, the backdraft suction is vacuum sealing that rock to her badonkadonk like a limpet. Only way that’s coming off is her puckering the nipsy. * copyright James Joyce.

Oh she’s Absolutely covered up since then.

I agree with this - However, I don't think it's slagging him off (for the most part and certainly in my case) - just pointing out he wasn't actually as good for us as some of our fans like to believe. It's the mental nature of this that boils my piss. See also: HBA and to a lesser extent Laurent Robert (who was painfully inconsistent too). The slagging of the club and Howe for letting him go in games where things aren't going our way is more mental to me than anyone pointing out very real facts about his time here as a player. As if Maxi wouldn't have been at the front of the queue outside the physio's door this season had he still been here. I wish the bloke the best, as I would with most players who've played for us.

scruffy Tory CUNT Doesn't he own a fucking brush the fucking tramp.

I had blackwater once. I went on holiday and forgot to clean out the goldfish. They died - thanks for reminding me @Nefilim. Cunt.

This job is sending him round the twist.

Okay

I just have marra. 💪

Clone army of Gemmills in the background …

This is why it would be fun for the mackems to get promoted. Sheffield United currently on -50 GD. A reminder last year they finished 22 points ahead of the mackems.

I'm willing to be talked down on Robert just for the sheer fact the power in his left foot was fucking frightening (just let you're blood pressure rest knowing I kept Ginola out of it) - But HBA was fat and lazy and a bit of a twat - Maxi was none of those things in fairness to him. That being said, HBA was also a magician with the ball, the one in twelve games he could be arsed to turn up. I can only assume it took him 12 matches to store enough energy in his cheeks to do one amazing thing like a fat French gerbil.

Impressed you didn’t make any typos considering you typed this one-handed.

Don't be saying words like that man, he'll come crawling out the walls like the unknown from that Willy Wonka shite.

those adverts

That coke addiction and trips to Turkey to get his teeth done aren’t going to pay for themselves

And that was with the tiny boost in popularity she'll have got from republicans for killing the Queen

Wait until they point out that maxi has almost 4x the assists but ignore that it's across over 4x the games

I found a wallet today with a wad of cash inside, so being the good Christian that I am, I thought “What would Jesus do?” So I did the right thing and turned it into wine.

I actually agree with this. It would be a change that genuinely improved things. So it won't happen.