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Criticism of Israel does not equal antisemitism. Chanting death of the IDF isn’t antisemitism. Chanting death to the IDF is however most likely a crime in this country but not antisemitic. It is probably wrong and I did think of the likes of Gloom’s conscripted family when I read about it. Bibi seems to liken any criticism of the Israeli government’s actions to antisemitism and it couldn’t be further from the truth but it has worked for him. The likes of Bob Vylan and Kneecap know they aren’t making a difference by making a stand but it keeps it in the public eye when the UK government appears to be doing fuck all about it.

Keyth: "Alright marras, I'm Keyth, FTM?" Everyone: "Alright Keyth, FTM" Keyth: "I like to make unbelievable yet still somehow dull stories up about the mags anaarl..... God it feyls grayat getting it off me chest." Chair Marra: "dinna worry about it Keyth, wa'al bullshitters ere at massive lads fans and massive tales anonymous, like."

I’m utterly convinced that there’s a secret selection process at the end of training where they put the sexy wenches in to the most embarrassing department’s and the plain Jane’s and boilers get put in the dept’s where you can keep your dignity. “ Oh, Mr. PL, your face looks like a badly topped meat feast pizza, and I see you need a prostate exam too? Follow Nurse Trixie Fox and she’ll utterly destroy any self esteem you once had. “ You need a foot x-Ray? Gunhilde here will be glad to take care of you, just try not to look at her face for too long.”

Am a fucking health economist you cunt, rationing NHS resources is my job. I've said it before, the most cost effective healthcare intervention, using current cost effectiveness methodology, for old people is actually a gun. Seriously. But we need to keep people like me to make these realisations cos you kids are thick as fuck. 👍

Tooj nailed it, page 1.

Villa flush from selling their women's team. What a load of shit the premier league is.

The french relative of Essembee while wearing a "useless Joe" shirt he got from his English cousin.

Wouldn't really fancy getting pegged off anyone, but hey ho, live and let live

Sadly I think both the media and the politicians determine which atrocities matter more based on the impact it'd have on ourselves. Genocide is genocide whether it's Israeli, Palestinian, Rwandan, German, Yugoslavian, Russian, Ukrainian, etc.

Was probably the imperial version of the flag but I wish it had've been Bruce Jr moaning about the bacon quip.

I guess where Gloom is coming from here is a lot of the IDF are conscripted and some of them are members of his own family. Which is totally understandable of course

It’s about the Japanese flag apparently, that’s probably why I couldn’t get into the Irish centre fir the filming being dressed like Colonel Klink.

'Sorry Pet, Tha's gonna have to gan, there's some stoner cunt I can smell near me'

Was probably just ordering a takeaway after the McDonalds at asda was temporarily shut for the afternoon.

Standard Thursday night 7 a side at goals in Boro underneath the A19 flyover

Couldn’t even push his trolley over the line, even though it was a Friday at 3pm

We're after Leonardo Balerdi from Marseille according to Hope. And that man.... Is..... A CENTRE BACK. 🚨🚨🚨DEFENSIVE PRIORITY KLAXON!! 🚨🚨🚨

that is a total fucking stupid, pointless lie. What a set of dickheads they are, they're like their own support group. They're all lying, they all know they're lying, but it's making them feel better about thenselves so no one's prepared to produce the pin and burst the bubble. Proper sad sacks.

Agreed, it's absolutely ridiculous. Someone with some plums should be standing up in the HoC and saying wtf are we doing here? You've got the IDF shooting at civilians queuing for food and you've got a rapper on stage starting chants. Which is the more damaging here? Just as a reality check for people. Honestly the human race has lost its fucking mind.

There was an incident a while back where a Palestinian lad the same age as my eldest was shot and killed. His family said he was gathering almonds and the Israeli government spokesperson said they were a terrorist throwing stones at cars on a busy road. Now even if you accept the latter version, they’re basically admitting they think it’s justifiable to kill kids for throwing stones. I know that’s just one drop in a sea of tragedies but how is it somehow worse in the eyes of government to criticise the IDF, however clumsily? Actually then talking about prosecuting them as well? I don’t see how it’s hate speech. I actually think conflating the IDF and its actions with all Jewish people, which is essentially what is being done with the reaction, is far worse. On top of which there will be more people happy to use it to bash the bbc than there will be people with genuine concerns about antisemitism.

I saw him at Benton Asda on the phone, couldn't make out what he was saying but didn't really think I missed anything seismic tbh. Wide of the mark.

Top half, Newcastle United 3rd shirt, 2025-26, bottom half Germany home shorts and socks, 1924-25.

Talk of the devil. Toontastic, falling to bits since 2004. You need this.

That sounds awful, hope you get sorted with this injection. Let me know if you want a referral for some of the good stuff.

I thought I liked women.

That sir is pure poetry. If i said you had a similar body would you hold it against me?

Funny you should mention that..I've got to go to the hospital a week tomorrow to see the allergy department...it's all related to my Eosinophilic asthma...basically am now suffering from chronic Urticaria (basically hives) where my body is producing huge amounts of excess histimine and it breaks out on my skin all over my body most days and most of the time. I can feel it on my face as I type this. At some point every day its fucking unbearable. So together with my monthly (self) injection for the asthma I'm going to be doing one for the hives too. Next Weds is my instruction session with the frankly very hot indeed allergy nurse Ciara The good doctor @Renton will no doubt be keen to put a figure on the cost of this course of indefinite treatment, to be added to the £12k p.a. that he told me my asthma treatment was costing the country.... LONG LIVE THE NHS

CHAMONE MUTHAFUCKA!

The knee knocks getting more rapid as he gets onto the vinegar strokes.

X-Ray booked tomorrow for yay/nay on a new hip. I’ll be taking along £25 and asking if they can sort me out with a bit of medicinal green, too.

So basically CT's wet dream?

Black mam, White mam in a hijab, Chinese bairn- Gammon bingo house!

It would have been funnier to only make the baby white IMO

With your knees knocking together moving at pace the poor cunt probably thought someone was machine gunning him.

I cannot reveal my sources but I will reveal that I spotted him from a distance and shifted through the gears to full turbo-waddle to catch up with him in the hope that we were on a transfer business call.

Owphabewwi Spagewwi is how he says it. Do it pwopawy or don’t do it at all.

'wewww, what wa mwain fwing is, wor weddie is not happwie' 'MAM! I've towld yow, when the wed light is on, imw wecording, but was, can I pwease have alwphabettie spwagetthi'

i don't think they have many PSR worries tbh, so £40m on a young prospect who can't get regular football for them isn't the worst idea. he could end up being another Hall/Livramento type signing, were it to happen. it also appears £40m is towards the upper end of what the club feel comfortable paying for a single player. if rumours are to believed we won't go as high as the £55-60m the likes of Chelsea are happy to throw at every signing.

he's a left footer who can play in midfield or as an inverted RW. i think he's an exciting prospect. doesn't have the blistering pace of elanga but i think he has a higher technical ceiling. he could be a smart buy for £30-40m.

Should've made the lass white for extra gammon kick off motivation.

Elanga has had good returns for 2 seasons now and he has 5 years of Prem experience at only 23. He's hard working. Id say he was a good fit regardless of whether he's Isaks mate. If Isak wants him here it's a bonus.

It's not either or to me tbh, I think we're looking at both these sorts of players. l'm surprised at you mate, thought you'd be creaming yourself at the thought of a no. 10 type attacking player and a RW. I'd be a bit surprised if it's Elliott but he's the sort of player we need to break down the 11 men behind the ball merchants of the league. Not sure if he'd come here though, he doesn't get in the fully fit first XI which is precisely where he is at Liverpool. Same as paying big money for another striker. We need these players for squad depth but identifying those who would definitely come is fuckin tricky.. as for Elanga am wondering how much influence Isak has had on this...is this a stab at keeping him happy?..

Lass with ADHD: "We decided against the move in the end, my ADHD has calmed down a bit and it is a bit of an upheaval what with...." Door opens: "How do? Wykiki, here! I say what I like and I like what I say! ADHD did I hear you say? Sounds like a shit rock tribute band, luv!" Lass with ADHD: [phones partner] "What time's the next flight, darling?"

'Utter woke nonsense if you ask me? What next? Changing 'Santa Claus' to 'Allah Claus'? The world's gone mad.'

Still sat in my cutlery drawer. You could cut out tokens from the jars and send them off, which OF COURSE my mother did. This must have been in the 70s.