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  1. Banter or Hate Crime?

    CovJet,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  2. Travel

    JawD,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.1k views
    JawD
    JawD

  3. Nicolo Barella

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 2.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  4. Comparison

    The Fish,
    • 37 replies
    • 2.6k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  5. The Twitter Thread

    peasepud,
    • 6.5k replies
    • 514.3k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  6. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 22/23

    Andrew,
    • 39 replies
    • 6.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  7. Predictions 22/23

    wykikitoon,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.3k views
    GrahamTaylor5
    GrahamTaylor5

  8. Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers

    Holden McGroin,
    • 295 replies
    • 14.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  9. Shola Ameobi

    LeazesMag,
    • 604 replies
    • 49.5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  10. The class of 22/23

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7 replies
    • 703 views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  11. Racism in football

    Toonraider,
    • 482 replies
    • 26.7k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  12. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes

    Gemmill,
    • 410 replies
    • 21.3k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  13. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites

    Gemmill,
    • 775 replies
    • 39.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  14. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

    wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 19.9k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  15. Siem De Jong

    Barney,
    • 451 replies
    • 36.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  16. Who do you want to be relegated?

    Zathras,
    • 83 replies
    • 5.2k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  17. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 600 replies
    • 32.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  18. So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 61 replies
    • 4.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  19. Newcastle United Women

    Tom,
    • 112 replies
    • 7.6k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  20. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 330 replies
    • 16.1k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  21. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 588 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  22. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 475 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  23. Souness is THE MAN!

    Gemmill,
    • 153 replies
    • 8.8k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  24. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 403 replies
    • 30.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  25. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 390 views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  26. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 391 replies
    • 17k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  27. Pundits & Ex Players who can Fuck right off

    Tom,
    • 126 replies
    • 7.2k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  28. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 496 replies
    • 21.2k views
    OTF
    OTF

  29. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

    Gemmill,
    • 593 replies
    • 27.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  30. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  31. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 1.6k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  32. Rangers v Newcastle

    McFaul ,
    • 84 replies
    • 10.7k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  33. your first away game..... can you find a video?

    thebrokendoll,
    • 52 replies
    • 3.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  34. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties

    Gemmill,
    • 697 replies
    • 27.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  35. n.u.s.t., is there any point in them?

    thebrokendoll,
    • 64 replies
    • 6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  36. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire

    Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 27k views
    Craig
    Craig

  37. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers

    Gemmill,
    • 426 replies
    • 23.9k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  38. True Faith & Bullies from the Tyne

    wykikitoon,
    • 423 replies
    • 27.7k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  39. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish)

    Toonpack,
    • 392 replies
    • 18.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  40. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel

    wykikitoon,
    • 931 replies
    • 47.8k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

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