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And we go live now to the Gemmill v Toonpack predictor head to head.

That's mint news. If I was a complete and utter penis, I'd quote Toonpack's post saying we wouldn't see him til next season, and claim it was a prediction that he'd got wrong, but I'm QUITE A BIT better than that, so I won't.

Back at work yesterday and okay for the Ipswich game according to Waugh/Caulkin.

Wondering what cunt of a question she will have for Eddie in the next presser. So Eddie, this Pneumonia, how much has it affected your bromance barometer with Jason Tindall? Secondly, how much of the taxpayers money have you wasted in hospital or did you use the blood money from your saudi overlords to go private?

FTPP.

Eddie with his one functioning lung and high as fuck on antibiotics walking into Longbenton like Alex Murphy.

Delighted to know he’s doing well but feel like it’s possibly too soon to be back at work. I suspect they kept him as an inpatient for longer than necessary because they knew this is what would happen. Anyway, very relieved that he is well 🥰

MYP

Google knows...

He's been cast in a BBC reboot of a vintage sitcom

A couple of Blue Moons and he’s getting lairy.

He’ll still be playing when he’s 50 to pay off his missus’ legal bills.

I worked at an engineering company once where the sick scheme allowed you 3 periods of paid sickness per year up to z maximum of 14 days in total. absolutely no cunt threw 3 hungover mondays as a sickie, you called in as being ill for the whole week. sounds to be like eddie's been swinging the lead here a bit.

Unsurprisingly, it wasn't deep fried sourdough. It was a fucking hash brown.

At the current pace of progress you'll not be alive to see it.

What about Rewaban Agbewala?

They'd stone their nanas for a derby win.

There was literally a thread on RTG the other day saying the trust fund kid had agreed a sale and they were all praying for middle eastern investment ffs

this is great news. i think eddie would have clocked what villa were doing to us at half time in our last game and made a tactical adjustment. tindall's done a good job in his absence but it's great to have the top dog back in the chair. his attention to detail could be crucial in the run in

That’s a terrible thing to say about Jar Jar Taylor.

Gary Bennett, the man who talks like he's deaf.

BBC is too woke for me tho I get my facts from GB News

First thing you log into after waking up then?

They will have one of that Onion carthorse clattering into Miley from the FA Cup match last seyson marra

FYP

She's a fucking Tory, that's all you need to know about her.

Shouldn’t be hard their family tree is flat. Just look left and right and whoever is oldest is the nanna.

Its a dumb comment by Aluko given Wrightys involvement is probably encouraging some interest in the women's game from fans of the men's game. She is a shit pundit but is hiding behind other arguments. People should get roles based on merit. The fact that she complains about people not liking women being involved in the men's game and then complaining about men being involved in the women's game speaks volumes about the type of character she is. The BBC seem to have got it right on the MOTD anchors as there's not been uproar about replacing Lineker. All 3 of them are well respected broadcasters and there's been nothing I've seen mentioned regarding gender from the usual dregs of society..

They’d probably stone their nannas to get the crisp packets off the pitch

Human rights campaigners will no doubt get behind the idea that the offender's movement was controlled when they were incarcerated and now they've been released, they have the freedom to move with small exception. As you can say, this can get in the bin. The offender made a conscious decision to take a life - for that their future existence should be at a disadvantage to their victims and for that, I support your viewpoint.

Yes Lake road brunch. Absolutely spot on grub and lovely place. Found by chance and everyone after us were asked. Have you booked!

Yeah well I think YOU look like a meat creation.

and the chelsea ballot result is...... wait for it....... FAILURE.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cgkg8kjlp80o Has Joey Barton damaged her career? Or is she just a bad pundit? I guess the latter never entered her head. To have a go at Ian Wright so being a pundit on women’s football says it all. She’s more concerned with him eating into her airtime than looking at what having a prominent pundit such as Wright does to boost the women’s game.

Remember when we met that night in the taxi queue, and I turned the tables on you? “ It puts the lotion on its skin…”

One of the absolewt classic moments from their history marra. A tackle in a match.

So neither would be the answer

Nah, we are staying in Bowness. Me and the wife are always up around 6 unlike young people, so I tend to jump straight up the kirkstone pass (not a euphemism) to watch the deer, but decided to keep going and ended up in Keswick. Now back and just nearly killed myself playing football golf in an absolute heatwave.

Honestly at this stage it's starting to look like user error to me. Do you have a younger person in your life who can sit with you throughout the process?

Cracking brekkie in Keswick!

It's a classic example of positive discrimination. Barton is a fucking arsehole - both in general, and if this particular situation - but there's no getting away from the fact she's a shockingly bad pundit who appears quite keen to employ her spat with Barton to mask just how shit she is.

You’ll never ever beat Dan Burn’s knob, He’s from Blyth