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Not out of choice tho is it? #register

Coast wankers tbh, they were scraping a living fishing for herring not too many years ago now they're Lah-di-da. Fucking cod heeds.

I think we should go for something completely different and off the wall. how about a silhouette of a shapely fairy sat in a crescent moon?

Also today, had a black Adidas NUFC t-shirt on and been stopped and spoken with by a few Spanish workers/gardeners and an Italian inter fan all talking about NUFC, a Spanish gardener Málaga fan was telling me about Cordero(sp) who's signing from his team, says they're not happy with him fucking off but what a player he is/could be. Of course I said to everyone of therm, 'do you hate the makems anarrl?' and they all replied they absolutely did and they only spoke to me because they loved the Amazon prime show about us.

Don't be so fucking soft, it was an attack and so was mine.

Rents is about to sell your story to the Daily Mail, 'Layabout who can't hold down a job and his benefits claimant wife (TOO ILL TO WORK!) enjoy five star luxury Mediterranean break - at YOUR expense'. He's gone very right wing these days.

"Alreet bonny lad, non of that Fanta Naranja lark shite, get some of that Say-Vay-Tha in there" "¿Señor de la cerveza?" "Easy for yee to say" "Chop on now lad, its Fiesta time" "Señor, es Siesta?" "Aye aye, jog on Pedro"

Went back to the room at our hotel, kid comes in to top up mini bar, I says no to Fanta but I'll have more moretti, he gets confused and says cruzcampo, I say, cruzcampo, moretti and Heineken are fine, he comes back full of bottles and cans of moretti, cruzcampo AND Heineken. I just start laughing, give him the internationally recognised thumbs up and say 'muchos gracias, mi amigo, Tu numero Uno trabajar in Ikos' basically telling him in pidgin Spanish that I'm very grateful and he's the best worker in this hotel' he laughed and got the drift. 😁 More as I get it.

If only MF hadn't buried LTA under the patio. RIP

Maybe leave the design work to us professionals, eh?

@Toonpack @AgentAxeman Why are you spastic cunts replying to me? I wasn’t making an argument. I was relaying what happened to Rayvin in case he didn’t see the game. It wasn’t clear from his comment if he’d seen it or not. Anyway, @Rayvin then the board decided to have a pointless argument about the space-time continuum not realising that since Elanga was two daylights offside he’d already caused a tear at the quantum level resulting in a black hole forming near the byline which the Forest striker inadvertently inhaled. It tore his innards to shreds, definitely broke several ribs, and he was then shot into the air and exploded. The fumes are currently defusing over the residences of several Toontastic board members causing them to hallucinate violently about the possibility to form transcendental explications of cause and effect. Better?

He's already pulling a wage from Everton the greedy bastard.

0 goals, 0 assists. No thanks.

Sam Allerdyce is the best manager they have had in my lifetime… hahhahahaha

You and CT. Both from Boldon way originally. Both closet mackems.

Nah.

That's a fucking long season!

Safety first!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn05x60p8dro Well this all seems very legit. Of course a man worth £110m is keen to put nearly 20% of his fortune into buying a 10% stake in a women's football team on the other side of the Atlantic. I'd like to stress here that this is definitely not, I repeat NOT, a ruse to justify Chelsea's inflation of the price that they used when selling the club from themselves to themselves.

Said he was out for the season, now saying he might be playing on Sunday

In Spain, a source very reliable from RCD Espanyol says GK Joan Garcia is going to Newcastle for 25M€, I haven't seen much of Joan García, but from what people are saying about him, he should be the next goalkeeper for the Spanish national team, and everyone says there are a lot of big teams after him. It could be very interesting to sign him and leave him on loan for a year at his original club while giving Pope another year.

If they wanted to ‘refine’ the existing crest, this I could get on board with.

Aye. Some people have short memories like. Alright, more like don't have long (over decade long) memories.

Bet he's got a 60 inch OLED TV too.

Fuck off.

Of course it's all inclusive, don't normally do them but saved up for our silver anniversary so went the extra mile, normally prefer a private villa but due a change. Consider me the the bloke who saved his money but had his bait in a sunblest bag who the bairns called 'bogey'. It's all about dignity, Mon Ami!

Dan Burn should be in the players list imo

A far more appropriate gif, Wykiki ....

Botman because it's abroad. I'd be selling no cunt to any cunt in the premier league.

I think we are probably much better at it / much more scientific than previously tbh. You can’t completely negate the risk. The lack of cover means taking a calculated risk / reward gamble too with CL football being at stake.

You maybe could do something but the only outcome of any note would be a (probably lengthy) custodial sentence. Because the social media, peaceful protest route and so on is just screaming into the void. I’m completely checking out for the most part. It doesn’t make be feel particularly proud of myself but what are you going to do? And by that I mean subjecting yourself to the (frankly horrific) reality is just bad for you. The holier than thou social commentators constantly banging on about are basically just making a living off it too. What actual fucking good do they do for anyone except themselves?

There's literally nothing you can do. You can be the most vocal activist in the country and it won't change a damn thing. The only two actors who can stop this are Israel and the US. Not to go all Gemmill but sometimes burying your head in the sand is the best thing to do.

Looking good Craig!

I'll tell you who's on the side of Craig and now, it seems, TOONOTL...... SIMON FUCKING JORDAN, that's who! Great company you keep, lads. Here, I've got you a pair of these each like your mate's.

I'm swollen with pride here. that's my debut effort on chatgpt.

It's to be expected that player who has had such a big injury get's other injuries after making his comeback. The worry is that everything seems to be his knee(s).

Its the same person

Relax. No fucker is voting for that. Apart from Adam Pearson and Gemmill, obvs

Off to Bilbao and San Sebastián in June. Going to mooch around eating and drinking for 10 days. Got a week in Mallorca end of August as well to sit in the sun and read a book. Work has been a right drag recently so can’t wait for either.

G-peepz?

Michaelangelo obviously couldn't get his Sistine Chapel paintings ready for the digital age so I'm sure the Vatican are looking to get someone to reimagine them for the digital age as we speak.

xURF?

They should hire you. You’re better than any physio.