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Some are saying he's done a fantastic job with the finances Aye, his own. Fucking mugs

We all said he was a total fucking chancer. He even got them to screw on their own plastic seats

VAR You have to give it up for Schar who, noticing the Semedo foul was going to VAR, decided to smash into Bernado Silva so the ref would have to listen to the check.

Chris Raper is an unfortunate name like. Hopefully he doesn’t name his son Richard.

Got a start offshore this Friday. Just a week for the first trip, out of Aberdeen, for Global Energy Group. Buzzing

Every denomination of porn mate. Any and all mediums. Its north of Shetland then? Honestly not heard of it but will ask around, assuming it’s on the thistle field?

Oh and I will ask around about the NP mate

Depends. It won’t prepare you for getting into a warm bunk after a 20 clem jock, but if you are on a floatel it will probably cover the basics. Apart from the amount of porn.

Do you know which rig you are on mate? I might be able to give you a few names for a few faces

That last sentence is all that counts.

Uvavu

Apparently the directors seating area is being decked out with the finest Arabian carpet.

The disturbing part is that's not even his real name.

"2 pints of snakebite playing Lindisfarne on the jukebox"

Has he spent £25m just to talk to Ashley yet?

@trooper

bitch, I will kick you in your puny knocked knees if you dream of messing with my hover board

He's got both. He roller blades too.

There's no chance they'd fork out the £12 registration fee unless the deal was an absolute cert.

They've only got £1 in capital, how are they going to afford us?!?!?!?!

You’ve got to look at Rafa’s age and sell-on value before coming up with a value. ( Also, wages throughout the contract need to be in the price). Innit, you Fackin Norvern Mahnkeys

Thanks for the update, troops

Renton is fucking OBSESSED with trains. It'll be the HS2 stuff that's really got his back up.

Mr Hilter says historically Taunton is a part of Minehead already!

It's 90% bat shit. Where's my apology?

Seriously? House building aside what part of that manifesto isn't abhorrent?

Is it because you wear a magnetic cock ring?

I'll get a round ready. Mrs A and I are having our first really serious conversations about whether we're going to stay here or not long term. It's a more realistic option than it seemed it would be when we first came out tbh.

I've just described the majority of politicians to be fair mate.

it's like buying a house. BZG and the club have agreed a price. Either side can pull out but to suggest BZG haven't "made a bid" is taking being cautious to a ridiculous extreme and throwing common sense out of the window. Of course they've made a bid. It doesn't mean the club is sold by any stretch of the imagination. But if it falls through it's not because of them not being serious or not having the funds. It'll be because Ashley isn't selling and is using the BZG bid to stall for time and manipulate the situation enough so that Rafa walks away. 12 years in and people still appear to be giving Ashley the benefit of the doubt despite being in full possession of the facts about him.

Journos not knowing if the Sheikh is related to the man city fellah has literally no bearing on whether proof of funds have been provided or a price has been agreed. between BZG & NUFC.

Mildly exasperated. Took some sub-contracting work last week, just off Threadneedle St. which was nightshifts. Arrived on site Tuesday evening- client hadn’t been informed we were arriving, couldn’t work Tuesday. Wednesday; Went in, familiarised myself with site, inventoried kit and checked the steam cleaner- half of it was missing. Couldn’t work Wednesday Thursday; Spent the afternoon schlepping around Lahndan trying to replace missing gear, managed to get half of it, but I’d be able to get started that night. Go to site, finally able to start- rig ropes whilst it’s still light, come down and set up steam cleaner, switch it on… its fucked, not heating water. Couldn’t work Thursday. Friday: I’m sent instructions to perform a repair, but will need to buy some tools, so I take a lovely afternoon stroll along Cable Street, past the site the Fascists got their arses kicked, and pick up some tools. Later, head in to site to carry out repair. Carry out repair. It’s still fucked. I’m given a number to ring for an engineer, have a chat with him, he confirms that it’s fucked, and won’t be able to un-fuck it until Monday. I relay all this back to Contractor, telling them to have it fixed/replaced on Monday. Couldn’t work Friday I came home late Friday, just got the train to ‘Boro this morning to leave from there at midday. Im told on arrival at Boro offices that it’s still fucked, so I’ve come home, telling all involved to pull their heads out of their arses and stop wasting my fucking time. Still, getting paid 4x 12 hr shifts for nowt, plus travel and expenses.

Clearly wasn't that invincible. - THIS POSTER HAS BEEN BANNED -

Fuck her, she's average.