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I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles.5 points
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OWEN: "Best team in Europe". "Madrid have never played a team like that". "Every team in Europe has breathed a sigh of relief". I think he's forgetting they couldn't beat Madrid in either game, selfish deluded cunt.4 points
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It’s getting daft now…4 points
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I've had father Ted's "My lovely horse" as an ear worm now since last night. It might be the last thing in my head as I pass away.4 points
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Fuck me, Gloom has the @Monkeys Fistvirus!4 points
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Michael Owen, bitter, bitter, horrible cunt. He's a Scouser tonight, 100% he'd be Man U if they were on the up. I hope the cunt gets forced to watch film after film in the afterlife the fucking beige little runt.3 points
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He'll need a rubber bum pump. Rubber bum pump.3 points
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And more competent3 points
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Chris Grayling made Chair of the Intelligence Committee! Cumming's trolling continues.3 points
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My little boy made this one up on the walk to school this morning. have you heard about the really good coronavirus joke? its sick A proud dad3 points
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Never mind that, what does Zambia want with Jacob Rees-Mogg?3 points
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I prefer monkeys blood and a flake.2 points
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Well at least he’s acknowledged the dog’s existence.2 points
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Its not my fault bad coronavirus jokes have gone viral2 points
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Not only is he dyslexic, he’s also got the raccoon virus.2 points
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Talk of taking the caps of school class sizes. Wonder how long it will be until they reverse that. My guess is never.2 points
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Promised investment in the north to be ‘delayed’ because of Coronavirus.2 points
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Bristol had won 1 in 18 prior to last night2 points
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I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this2 points
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They've just quarantined everyone at John Lennon Airport. Imagine, all the people!2 points
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Sunderland currently outside of the playoffs having played a game more than anyone else. Their manager is crap again now apparently2 points
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His last parting shots were the icing on the cake : "Tomorrow's another day" "Sitting 10 men behind the ball, it's certainly not genius" "Anyone can get beat" Go on, dry your eyes with your diamond encrusted handkerchief you little fat arsehole1 point
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The numbers are way higher than we think https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca1 point
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Owen nearly in tears1 point
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Decent game in Dippersville.1 point
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I'm back to being concerned now that Dubravka's out.1 point
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Potus does only use twitter...1 point
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Weinstein sentenced to 23years in jail. Effectively a death sentence at his age. There will be some squeaky bums in the showbiz world atm1 point
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Go for it- I did.1 point
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First time ever without a family member.1 point
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First thing I do going to an away game is to say something about Sunderland, like.1 point
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Better self-isolate for 2 weeks, just in case. There’s an asteroid with a 0.6% chance of hitting Earth on its way too, I’d make peace with that as well.1 point
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This tells you all you need to know about the man.1 point
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That mad Mackem who makes up shit songs was live-streaming the match1 point
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I'm going to stand outside Parliament shouting "LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN!" like some deranged game show contestant until we all finally get what we want.1 point
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Bastard1 point
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The sooner we are safe, the sooner we can get back to discussing the takeover1 point
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One goal from open play in 20201 point
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Never was a name more suited to being said in a Brummie accent1 point
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He’s blind isn’t he?1 point
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https://youtu.be/sHFHz1NQ0mI1 point
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"WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? PEAKY BLINDERS OR SAVO MILOSEVIC"1 point
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If I’m suffering, you all are.1 point
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have you heard the joke about the coronavirus? don't worry, you won't get it1 point
