Leaderboard

I don’t know Callum. But you weren’t arsed when it came to your own website (https://realcombatmedia.com), with its in depth coverage of Joshua vs Ruiz II so why are you arsed now? Fuck off you smoggy cunt.

I think it's fair to say that the journalists aren't winning hearts and minds from our lot on this. We're going to have a club-wide siege mentality at this rate. As Strawb says, thick skins from here on out. The fact that they're going for the fans is what gets me in particular. We live in a country where the government won't stand up to Saudi Arabia, where the voters don't care about it enough to change that, and where a series of businesses fall over themselves to absorb Saudi money left and right anyway. But no, it's a bunch of long suffering football fans who have to take the moral stand and who will be pilloried for not doing so. Fuck off. Have the balls to change the whole fucking system or just fuck off. As far as I'm concerned, this is our late stage capitalism dividend.

‘Another boring Sunday afternoon, think I’ll crack open a beer and wind up some Geordies online’. One hour late and life in tatters:

You should immediately stop following football for a start, remember not just Newcastle is involved in this, Qatari money is flowing through FIFA, UEFA, and Paris, along with all of the money the Abu Dhabi group has pumped into numerous clubs around the world, or do we not count any of those because the Saudis do more bad stuff than them? After you stop bothering with football you might wonder to yourself what should I do with my free time, please make sure you don’t watch boxing (took Saudi money), nor can you watch something like the WWE (again, Saudi money), suppose horse racing and the F1 are out as well? Yep, ok, well maybe don’t look at Twitter as well since they’re involved in that. You likely shouldn’t be driving seeing as Aramco oil is a possible source of petrol, also don’t use Uber. I will then need you to google everything SoftBank invests in, as yeah the Saudis are invested in them. That goes with their vision fund that they invested in with Apple and Microsoft (both upstanding company’s you should have zero qualms when using the products of). You’re getting close, have to stop reading anything the Independent puts out btw, which includes moral compass Miguel Delaney’s latest news on what you should do, unfortunately Miguel’s pay cheque comes from the part Saudi owned paper and he uses Twitter.

The beard would take a bit of getting used to but probably, aye.

This is always my favourite bit

Sponsored by The Sun. Where were your morals then, eh?

You have to laugh at Tom delivering the knockout blow, much like Joshua did to Ruiz at Blood Money Mania

YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP

Pound shop One Direction tbh.

He’s gone quiet. When you come at the Crown Prince, you best not miss.

1. We didn’t “want our club to be owned by the Saudi Royal family”. They’re buying us. Big difference. 2. “Great example for young kids growing as fans, researching the roots of their club…” Could be worse, we could’ve allowed Adam Johnson to carry on playing for us whilst fully aware of the crimes he was accused of, imagine… 3. Here’s another massive cock so you don’t get lonely.

Someone should have trolled him and persuaded him the bloke was called Yasir Al-Canboogie

Aye but your brother in law is a plumber from Kiddiminster.

That’s actually true

nice speech. fuck off.

He's a problem to be dealt with in the aftermath. In my brief stint at 3m, I was working on a production line that had been stood for years out of action after being installed during SARS. It was a truly impressive line and was installed and set up in just a few weeks during that crisis. It could bray 200k masks out in a 12 hour shift. Sorting out similar facilities for gowns and other p.p.e should and could have been relatively simple.

lol fukin EDGELORD more like

Should never glamourise murderous traits, WARLORD

We must be getting a big club ,we are attracting new members already

Found it.

That’s clearly his spare-room/huffy bed. Judicious camera angle to avoid the knee-deep cans and pizza boxes, too. You don’t get to be Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Journalist of 2014 without learning a few tricks.

No thick skin needed here mate- I didn’t give a particular fuck what the majority of them thought before, and I certainly can’t see any great change in that approach from me, come what may. The hoop-licking once we start getting good again will be funny to see, though, in the same way watching kids fall over is

Dr. Miso Sik to give him his full name, let’s have a little respect here.

As a few of us have said, the hypocrisy stinks. The real issue here is NUFC getting all this money

Marr is a powderpuff interviewer. There’s a reason the politicians want to do it over others.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...or whatever the Saudi version of that is.

I resemble this remark, apart from I went to a proper uni in a proper city

This place is going to become a Mecca for these jokers.

dear me. it's all gone a little bit awry for the warlord. definitely give his mrs the pounding she's been missing out on though!

Like a poundshop Jack Grealish.

I don't know about anyone else but I'll be whipping myself like Silas in the Da Vinci Code every time we win, so as to appease the moral guardians that are the mainstream press and jealous, sanctimonious opposition fans.

Fucking Bob Geldof here I must have missed the bit where football was morally intact before this.

My responsibility to affect this stuff happening is at the voting booth. That's where my responsibility ends. My conscience is clear on that front. Beyond that, I can't control this so I'm going to find the positives in it. You do you.

Breaking news.

The last 13 years have shown us that nobody - whether our owner, the press, the pundits or other fans - cares what we think. Why does it matter now all of a sudden?

Anyone see his video call with Jake humphries? He could do with a fucking lightshade, I know that much.

Done. Fuck Nantymoel, the knuckle dragging seat-shitters.

Yes, I won’t believe it until it happens. And possibly not even then.

I was saying to a mate the other day that in a weird way it might be better for the population that it's not a Corbyn government in charge right now. Not just because the Tories should have to carry for the can for this (I say "should" because let's be honest, we all know they won't). But more to the point, we know Johnson and his team were surprised (disappointed, even) by just how obedient the public have largely been with regard to the lockdown restrictions - and part of that is absolutely because people with a left to left-of-centre leaning are way more likely to appreciate the bigger social picture, the NHS factors and the need for a cohesive response by themselves, regardless of who's telling them, while more selfish Tory voters will at least follow what they're being told by other Tories to some extent, as we're seeing. Flip that around and you can easily imagine a situation where the big chunk of the population who flat-out dislike like Corbyn would be openly and happily flouting everything "his" government was asking them to do, leading to god knows what kind of outcomes. So basically it's a no-win situation.

A bonus aspect of Liverpool’s recent success under Klopp is how Evertonians must feel about it.

Don't know about you lot but I want to know who is funding this mob before I put my support behind them.

As we receive massive media attention, the main man with his pulse on the United beat is here to remind everyone of the things that matter at five past midnight when he's sank a few cans.