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Let’s hope your source is as reliable as usual then

Sadly 'One ringpiece to rule them all' wasn't selected as their election slogan.

Considering the result it looks like Grayling got involved on Monday.

Fuck. That.

Steady on

Here's an artist's impression of Steve from a lad on twitter.....

It’s like this moonshot shite. Every time it’s all over the news that test and trace is struggling there’s another, even more ambitious, load of bollocks announced with the sole purpose of distracting the public. What was it? May 1st that the world leading system was going to be up and running? They can’t even come up with a joined up strategy that makes any sense. Don’t gather in groups of more than 6, but you can at the pub with complete strangers, or get on the bus / metro, in a restaurant, at a wedding, at work and at school and wear a mask but allow exemptions without giving anyone the authority to challenge anyone claiming to be exempt.

And then get hundreds of chairs chucked at him. Edit; my memory is playing tricks- it was bottles and cans, the upturned chairs I remember where the ringside media and officials using them to protect their heads from the idiots.

Imagine sitting in that studio, looking horrified at Jim White's lifting crack only to turn your head towards Simon Jordan's dial as he chirps up, then, gasping for some relief you tilt your head towards Steve Wraith and feebly raise a white flag with tears in your eyes and blood trickling slowly from both ears.

Still in ptsdville (surrey). The last few years have been spent avoiding watching football, as it really did annoy me, after a knee issue, though I've been keeping up with the fact we now have a side designed to take 13th place in the league. I'm now road cycling as my only means of exercise. Currently spend my time baiting tory mp's on twitter.... Life is good, hope you are all well.

HF is increasingly trying to be über-clever and trying to take a different stance. As all of these states are autocratic systems you can structure the corporate setup however you like but in the end they will always be dependent on the state if it is involved.

John Terry wife stealing jokes? My god, I’m back in 2010. I must warn everyone of the Coronavirus

The question has to be asked why the Deputy PM and brother of the President of UAE can own Man City yet a higher standard is being applied here.

I now keep my cans in the oven.

Well they seem to have applied a standard to the bid that didn't apply to anyone else. And that seems to have happened because the likes of Liverpool and Spurs used their influence to scupper the deal. I hope the PL get their tits sued right off, the corrupt fuckers.

“ The Rule of Six”… some vacuous little cunt was probably paid a fortune to come up with the Charalatan’s latest buzzword, which fellow empty-vessel Schapps spat out numerous times on a Radio interview this morning. It’s less than 24hrs old and I’m already sick of fucking hearing it. “ We need a new phrase to fool the plebs in to thinking we’re competent” “ What about The Rule Of Six?” “Love it- it’s got a Game of Thrones feel to it, fits right in to our fantasy world where we’ve taken back sovreignty!” “The Rule of Six! The Rule of Six! The Rule of Six!” Cunts. Every last one of them.

STEVE SAYS RELAX. IT’S NOT OVER

And you all laughed at Chopra

my head's in a fucking turmoil here. over the last decade and a bit i've wished ashley all manner of hideous deaths including falling in a skip full of razor wire, being sucked in to a jet engine and having a hellfire missile land on his head. the sort of things really that the sciptwriters of hostel and saw might baulk at. now i find myself fully on board with the loveable fat cunt. go on mikey.... bankrupt the premier league and masters and his mates, the fucking corrupt twats.

One of my earliest sporting memories is being allowed to stay up and watch Marvin Hagler beat the shit out of him. RIP

It’s not going away any time soon like. No way is Ashley letting it go. Whether that means a positive outcome in terms of the takeover is another matter but it seems unlikely at this point that they can just pretend they haven’t made a judgement. Also the crack seems to be MbS would fail the fit and proper test, but on what basis?

I could well believe they unanimously decided not to make a decision hoping it would go away

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Kitchen nightmares

£100 billion. Anyone who genuinely believes we're going to spend practically the same as the entire NHS budget on this wants firing at the moon.

Also, nice to see Luke has a sideline going as a DJ Dave Pearce impersonator.

Operation Moonshot ffs. Operation Moonshine, it should be called since it’s obviously come tumbling out of that fat alcoholic shithouse’s candy floss brain

I’d have to see the back of his head to know for sure.

It's better then chucking full cans in the bin like Chopra does

See also "Operation Moonshot".

Don't forget...

I still think there’s every chance we’ll walk away from the Yanks with an Australian style trade deal. What a victory that would be.

Or beheaded, preferably

https://newsthump.com/2020/09/09/man-who-was-planning-to-have-six-friends-over-for-bbq-changes-venue-to-much-safer-rush-hour-tube-train/?fbclid=IwAR1tLnl8B6kYygnBxLaD1Bv3fg5gIGvLAiqdhIHat6kKN71zZ-EHFReDhb0

I hear he bought from a dyslexic online chemist and ended up with a batch of Kamara pills. Unbelievable Jeff.

Meanwhile, Hancock has said the problems with the testing system are due to people using it.