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  1. so don't you think it had anything at all to do with benitez having some self respect? you know... wanting to make his own decisions on which players were bought and sold to suit a system, fielding the players he wanted to, showing a modicum of ambition, upgrading the training facilities beyond those from the dark ages, not having it regarded as a negative that he engaged with the support, standing up to two absolute fucking know nowts with the footballing brains of a dead slug .... those sort of things? regardless of whether or not you're happy with bruce, you'd bet
    6 points
  2. This is fucking heartbreaking, I know a lot about this subject and some of the stories in my local area are awful, its 2020 and kids are living in homes where familys choose beer over kids food, these meals are the only food they get, to vote against this is truly one of the worst options a sane person could choose Karma will be sharpening tools tonight
    3 points
  3. The first part of that statement isn't actually correct though, is it? Wasn't he offered a new contract at a much reduced rate which he refused and then they chose not to negotiate and withdrew all offers?
    3 points
  4. 3-2 FT. Injury time Madrid goal ruled out by VAR
    2 points
  5. Selling it? Why? Then you’d have to change your username.
    2 points
  6. Looks like the yanks haven't got the memo to never mention the word 'United' after the word 'Newcastle' unlike their sky colleagues across the ocean.
    2 points
  7. Walked out on or sacked by every club he's managed I think. Quick to lecture players about loyalty though
    2 points
  8. He came, did a good job, wasn’t backed and subsequently left at the end of his contract. What an incredible turn of events. And in any case, UM’s preferred option is one of the most mercenary managers out there. Has he ever seen out a contract?
    2 points
  9. An auld dear goes to the doctor's complaining of discharge. The quack tell her to get undressed, puts the latex gloves on and starts to feel inside her vagina with his finger. "HOW DOES THIS, I SAY*, HOW DOES THIS FEEL TO YOU, MRS BOTTOMLEY?" He asks his rather deaf old patient. "It feels wonderful, Doctor, but the discharge is in my ear!" *He was from Yorkshire.
    2 points
  10. Renton’s found a pub open in the Lakes, then
    2 points
  11. Woman walks past a pet store a see's a parrot in the window next to a big sign that says "Talking Parrot. Free to a good home. NO RETURNS!" and pops inside to find out more. She asks the shop owner "why is it free?", he replies "I need to be honest with you. The last two people brought the parrot back the next day. Truth is, this bird was rescued from a brothel and its prone to say some pretty crude and offensive things". She takes a chance on the foul mouthed parrot and takes it home. First thing it says is "New House! New Madame!". The woman expected worse and laughs it off.
    2 points
  12. Shaktar were forced to play their CL game away to Real Madrid tonight despite having 10 first team players out with COVID. They are currently 3-0 up at half time
    1 point
  13. It's hardly the worst thing the Tories are doing at the minute, but doesn't the utter shitness of their patter just sum them up perfectly?
    1 point
  14. 1 point
  15. think either of the Longstaffs offers more defensively, and mobility wise than Shelvey, although less creatively (if you call spanking the ball into spaces where sometimes our runners go as creativity). Hayden's not bad but needs help basically. shelvey would work best as a low rent Pirlo, but would need 2 covering midfielders to do his leg work. that doesn't really fit with the system they have and also would mean one less up the pitch. anyway Bruce probably still doesn't know our best eleven.
    1 point
  16. If he'd been a teacher, he'd have been one of those desperate to be "down with the kids" ones, wouldn't he?
    1 point
  17. English, mates with commentators, played for ManU - what's the issue?
    1 point
  18. I doubt that even Bruce would have bought Joelinton if he had had the choice - that's how bad Joelinton is and what a complete waste of money he is.
    1 point
  19. Spencer Davis. No longer running.
    1 point
  20. I like the version of that one that ends "no no, that's just frost on my moustache".
    1 point
  21. A penguin is driving to work when it’s car starts making odd noises, so Penguin drops it off at the mechanics and says it’ll be back after work to find out what’s wrong. A few hours later, Penguin waddles up to the mechanic and says, “ So, what was the trouble?” Mechanic replies, “ I think you’ve blown a seal” Penguin turns bright red and starts wiping its face.
    1 point
  22. A bloke goes to see the doctor jelly in one ear, custard & cream in the other. The Dr said "he was a trifle deaf"
    1 point
  23. Bus breaks down in the middle of the road, blocking traffic at rush hour. The driver has a look at the engine to see if there's anything he can do while waiting to get towed. A woman in her garden notices the driver struggling without any tools and shouts over "do you want a screwdriver?" "not right now love, I'm trying to fix the bus"
    1 point
  24. it's not like he hasn't had enough chances either. it's terrible man management. his confidence is shot. he should have been taken out of the firing line ages ago and given a run on the bench - see if he can contribute with a cameo here or there and earn his place back.
    1 point
  25. I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier post
    1 point
  26. joelinton is the strangest transfer ever. in what universe was he worth that money? were there any other clubs rumoured to splash £40m on such a young player, with so little in the way of stats to support such an investment?
    1 point
  27. I walked in on the Mrs. banging her personal trainer last night. I said “ I’m leaving, this just isn’t working out”
    1 point
  28. what do you do if you see a spaceman? park in it man
    1 point
  29. Everton: "Virgil's leg" Mackems: "I'll see your Virgil's leg and raise you Shearer's knee."
    1 point
  30. Same and same for the injury list which will gradually deteriorate from him walking through the door.
    1 point
  31. Don't be bringing up one of his fucking Marvel films again, man! I'm not in the mood.
    1 point
  32. It's the passivity that gets me. Under Benitez we let the opposition play as much as they wanted in their half but as soon as they got within about 35yds of the box we were on them as a unit. Now, if there is pressure it's half-hearted headless chicken shit. For Rashford's goal, Shelvey just watched the play pass him by, didn't even jog after it. Said elsewhere but fundamentally there's 3 ways to play; defend so they don't score, keep the ball so they can't score, or score more than them. We can't defend, we sure as shit can't control a game and we're not set up toa ttack, so what
    1 point
  33. Not saying Liverpool fans are prone to getting carried away, but.....
    1 point
  34. He's the worst transfer in the history of English football rubber stamped by Bruce
    1 point
  35. 1 point
  36. Every manager going buys some shit. There’s a lot less risk involved when you’re given the funds to buy tried and tested rather than having to take a punt on young and unproven players though. Benitez managed to improve most of the players who played under him though. Look at the money we got for Perez for example. Not just him though, Lascelles was being touted for silly money. He’s probably worth about 20% of what he was when Bruce inherited him. It says a lot about Bruce that he can’t even drill his defence well. That said, I reckon we’ll be ok again when you look at some of the sides in t
    1 point
  37. Self catering, hactually. I don’t like to mix with the proletariat
    1 point
  38. don’t you just switch off the TV set and do something less boring instead?
    1 point
  39. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even.
    1 point
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