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Congrats on the new job @essembeeofsunderland

That poor dog is going to be from a broken home.

I just imagine Masters crawling under a desk somewhere in the offices the arbitration is being held only to find Charnley there “I’m sorry Richard, I just like to get away sometimes, It’s really any time I have to make a decision really I just hide under here. That Bruce is doing a shocking job I just really have been hoping he quits for the last few month so I wouldn’t have to do anything” “Tell me about it Lee, this whole Saudi kerfuffle put me in a right fluffery buffery, I had that Levy and the Americans from Liverpool telling me I needed to reject it but I just couldn’t make a decision so I just kept telling everyone it was close” “ooooh that’s a good one, Mike wants me to fire all the club shop people something about Furlough and saving money, I was thinking about scaletrix so zone out when he talks about business stuff, anyway maybe saying something about the takeover being close will help!”

They were looking for a way to say no, at least that's certainly what it looks like.

Aye, they're the ones who are obssessed.

Furlough finishing is it? (Sorry, I mean, takeover on again?)

& the fact that there's probably half a dozen other Premier League teams who don't want a club financed by unlimited funds. Obvs.

Thanks for reading.

Good post.

Holy shit. It worked. Thanks Ant.

Has he got the team drawn out on a bit of paper there?

Isn't the risk like 1 in a million? Which is better odds than getting fucked by covid

It’s been the longest closing down sale ever anyway.

His poor mother

The lunatics are in full flow on twitter. They’ll never learn.

Equally disgraceful is that a significant portion of our population clearly don’t give a fuck. I’m alright Jack, so fuck you… until it happens to them, which it will.

It's a fucking disgrace.

Gandafted YP

This has been “going on” so long I honestly reckon it’s been dead in the water for an awful long time. I think Ashley’s leaking stuff and teasing it purely to distract from how shit we’ve been this year.

Please God let that be a wig.

I'd find it hilarious if a fucking molotov cocktail blew up in his face.

Only applies to invading Poland.

Thanks for reading my post.

Anyone see Soylent Green?

What a bullshit artist. It’s fuck all to do with “the takeover” he just wants to save some money.

Are you moving because you want more space Ant?

Nice to see Willy the Tramp is an environmentalist though, as he’s recycled two of his Wolf Jerky team and reused them in Wolf Data Team. ( the guy above left is below right, and above 2nd left is far left below, with added proto-tramp chin garnish in the above)

What I wouldn't give to be sitting in a nice beer garden right now in 5c weather with a lovely pint of guinness.

I do like 538 stats and those are pretty promising. They're like bookie numbers without the over-round and the "implied" aspect of probability. That said if there's one man who make a proper cunt of those numbers it's Steve Bruce.

I'd watch that episode of 24 Hours in A&E.

Speaking of absolute weapons, this had just ridden past me. Shorts, clown bike, face guard up on his lid. I hope he crashes.

Wouldn’t surprise me mate. He’s such a gobshite

It would be fucking class if it all blew up in Masters’ face like

He seems stable enough. Pretty much sums up Sunderland that one of their fans would go through all this effort over a player as fucking shite as Colback

Love the slogan too “well here we go”, his next one should be “for fuck sake here goes another match”. What a fucking pleb that bloke is btw, do people actually watch him do this commentary on games?

So the Saudi government stated the PiF and the state were two separate entities, then the PL asked the UK government who agreed they were two separate entities yet the PL still pursued this thread? While I agree it’s pretty likely they’re heavily commingled I’m not really sure it’s the PL’s duty to go this deep into things when at state governance level everyone involved seems happy there’s no issue.

We had an ex Army lad working at our place recently. He came back to his desk on a zoom call to find me and another lad ripping the piss out of the decorative knife display that he had in the background, and took a proper huff. Then he started telling us about his regiment's history. Mate, I couldn't give a fuck, stick that and your knife collection up your pipe.

Oh, I don’t know about that mind- she gets an extra digit when he fingerblasts her later.

What’s about his family though?

The bloke next to him looks like he’s getting a whiff of it, too. #ratpiss #standingoutsideshops #heronfoods

😂

Sounds like you're playing with old men and/or the chronically ill. Still, if this helps your self esteem.

Just no open mouth kissing on goal celebrations.

I’m glad we play with such balance between attack and defense, would be fucking rubbish being slightly more attacking if it meant we’d suddenly become Norwich and be completely incapable of defending. Thanks for comparing us to a side that have spent as long in the Premier League as we’ve spent in the Championship in recent years, what a brilliant comparison. Again, this pudding faced wank takes no responsibility for getting abuse when he jumps on a comment as light as “maybe they should try and play a little bit more on the front foot” and acts like Shearer said we should have 10 men in the opposition half. We can’t get this wanker out of the club fast enough ffs.

@Tom i just remembered that I built a Simpsons themed pedal about 8 years ago, inspired by the the auto/manual tracking switch on the Bad Stone phaser. Anyway I finally got that ridiculous delay-in-a-wah-shell the fuck out of my house so I've got some space on my desk again for more daft builds. Was planning to get the Hypnotoad finished sometime this decade but thanks to you I'm edging towards a Mr Sparkle themed sparkle drive, just because the name fits.