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Right, ten men behind the ball in the second half. If we can get a draw here we reach the magic 66 points. Anything else is irrelevant.

Absolutely swimming in piss since my Wunderbar hangover wore off last Sunday. I’ve basically forced myself to stay away from here as the over optimistic Sausage fest is just making me more anxious Im 100% convinced we’re missing Top 4 as all the omens are circling….. Liverpool unstoppable, mackems making play offs, Sean injured and Big fucking Sam dropping in to piss on our chips. All the fucking ingredients right there for a typical Newcastle “nearly” story. 5-1 Isak hat trick.

Yeah I think , the cunt of a ref notwithstanding and given our now “iffy” form, Leeds were good for a point today. If we don’t get top four it’s not the run in that’s to blame it’s the home draws we had in the autumn and post World Cup that will have cost us, not a game like today 👍

If you slow it down it looks legal:

Thankfully hes not on the bench either

Doing so well then completely fucked it. 😡

Blatant mackem behaviour on display here 😆

Polls to decide who starts threads. Really, we should have had a poll to decide who does the poll to decide who starts the theead don't you think? Shall I make a poll on it?

Yeah, I think the bottom thread might explain the top thread.

I'm starting to think Howe is a bit soft. He should have howked that Dingle.

Hows he able to just walk up to the opposition manager with no reaction from any security until he's got there?!

He’s jumped in, feet off the floor and it’s not given

We're right on top now. You could say Leeds are ailing. You could say that if you were an imaginationless twat.

He's done a cracking job all season. He's not shite.

Listen pigtails. I'm waiting for the democratic process to play out. If I'm still in the lead in the morning, I'll pull the trigger.

Gemmill is the win-win option

66 points. Everton. And just then you've even fucking jinxed the mackem match. You're lucky you're not banned tbh.

Am going Gemmill, we need sheer confidence and force of will at this point, whether based in reality or not

I got 13 fucking goals in a week, bloody ingrates But, aye, Meenzer, if only to interrupt his Eurovision cup final.

I vote Gemmill, he had a good run and has put his balls on the chopping board with outrageous predictions - could be a true defining moment for him

I wonder who LTA will be supporting next season

Absolutely. Tactical foul by Joelinton. Extreme situations require extreme solutions.

I'll calm down in 45 minutes and not a second before

You better calm down man, or one of the flight attendants will alert the captain.

Here’s one for the stats guys. we’ve lost 100% of games when Isak and Wilson have started together.

Good on his brother although Christmas may be awkward this year. 🙂

Geez mate hope you're alright and that negligent coit gets what's coming. For too long Allardyce has gotten away with footballing fraud.

2 wins and we are golden. Let's get this wrapped up by Thursday. HTL!

Working Men’s Clubs are a bit of an anachronism in sunderland aren’t they?

I had the misfortune of having to stream this arseholes coverage for a while and he was on about it the whole time. It clearly touched his hand. They need to bloody fix a lot of the ridiculous rules these days but there was nothing complicated about this one.

FYP

There is a paedophile ring operating in this thread, working against me and, by extension, Newcastle United. Please be vigilant.

I think you can play Wilson and Isak but not really in 4-3-3 with our current personnel. Isak as a 10 with Wilson as the CF has potential. The other thing is strike partnerships need time to build up an understanding and they haven’t played together much. I would be sacking the idea off for the rest of the season though

It also goes without saying that @Christmas Tree has a lot to answer for. He better not even think about a positive score prediction.

You have to give some credit to the annoying anti football that Big Sham plays. It's effective at annoying opposition players to distraction. That being said too many of our players had an off day. We of course weren't helped by a ridiculous deflection which seems to be par for the course in terms of the luck that Big Sham enjoys. It could still be a decent week for us depending on results today and Monday night, and even if those results don't go for us we have a chance with our home game on Thursday to leave ourselves only needing two points from two game.

According to the pundits Liverpool are already on 71.

Dogshit that, tbh. Got dragged into Allardyce’s game, sadly

All came from ASM giving away a silly free kick.

I like Isak playing as a number 10 just behind Wilson. He’s much better centrally where he can effect the game. wasted our wide

Pssst, everyone, I don't think they're actually mates.

I mean, he’s scored.

Too clever with the free kicks. What the hell, man? We have like six giants. Fuck put it back post.

He’s TV Chlamydia- fucking everywhere but nobody wants it.

He really is a cunt amongst cunts.

Better yet Eddie should get a fake tan, hair colour and restyle his hair like Tindall and then do his usual straight laced presser.

Serves you right for playing rugby tbh, game for arseholes