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Agreed, it would be a nice touch and memento for the players when we win the Super Bowl.

Never heard of the cunt, fuck him.

There was a time on here when CT was torn limb from limb for posting crap like Sean Casey

First amplifying an 'ITK', now back pedaling? Not a good start to the day.

To save everyone a click, it’s Caulkin ghostwritten, overwrought prose with his usual “short sentences work for effect; I learned that on Spark Notes” approach

In Sean Casey's own words...

Aye, I know they were third, but my point still stands- it’s mental that a team with 20+ points less than the third placed team can be promoted over them. Not only is it unfair, but it’s fucking pointless- what chance have those teams got of staying up? I just think it makes a mockery of the whole concept of a league. If it’s a fair way to decide promotion, then it’s a fair way to decide relegation, aye? So finishing 15th in the PL, on 40+ points, thinking you’re safe, but no- fuck you, play three games to decide whether you go down? It’s fucking bollocks man. Bottom three go down , top three go up.

What a crock of shit that article is. ‘We all used to like Newcastle because their owner was a cunt. Now we all hate Newcastle because their owner is a cunt’. Can anyone spot what might be different this time round? Maybe what you really hate is the fact that we’re winning football matches. And where’s this limitless supply of money he speaks of? I sure as shit haven’t seen it. We’ve had decent investment so far but we are still punching well above our weight on the field. He bemoans our shithousing against Chelsea and Arsenal as small time. Well guess what? We beat Chelsea and got a point away to the league leaders. Bitter prick.

we were likeable when we weren’t any good. They’re not laughing now we’re a threat. Cry me a river

Sounds like we’re rattling all the right cages but it’s obviously devastating not to be getting patronising pats on the head from the likes of Miller

Decent stat to show how big an achievement this season has been. In the past 18 PL seasons, Leicester were the only non "big 6" club to finish in the champions league places.

Vine, not Gemmill

Like Gemmill here?

Fucking hell, I had a little more respect for you than that, not much but a bit.

SKIED BLUES. Fuck you Mike Ashley.

They’d have exploited the size of the pitch apparently. #imagine

Mackem cork sniffers looking down their nose at the "hoofball" on show in the playoff final.

It was noticeable that when Arsenal did it to us it was a sign of their maturity and beating us at our game etc. I don’t mind Arsenal doing it and it’s absolutely what I’d want us to do in that situation. But the cake and eat it hypocrisy from a lot in the media is ridiculous

I think the best thing said on the subject was Shearer after the Arsenal away game when he said he was sick of going there and being patted on the head and thanked for the three points after yet another hiding and if they didn't like the fact that had changed they could do one.

He’s just been granted the freedom of Sunderland.

Sportswashed 👆

FYP 🙂

aye. never heard of the cunt either. shite article which I didn't pay to read. looks like a young rolf harris. all in all, nick's probably best avoided.

The guy is more than entitled to have his view tbh but I'm not sure where this idea that we as fans of NUFC give much of a toss about what anyone else thinks about it is coming from. Who gives a fuck if he and/or other neutrals don't like us anymore? I'd wager it was more pity than like anyway. If we're not that pitiable club anymore, good.

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Phillip Schofield: Holly Willoughby says she is hurt over affair lies https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65735702 Poor lass. Out of all the people directly involved in this tawdry affair, you’ve got to really feel for Tits McGee being lied to by her work colleague. Ffs.

They should keep it simple like in Italy (Serie B promotion and relegation): At the end of the season, three teams are promoted to Serie A and four teams are relegated to Serie C. The top two teams are automatically promoted and the third place team is only automatically promoted if they are more than 14 points clear of the fourth placed team. If the third place team is not more than 14 points clear of the fourth place team then the teams from third place to eighth place enter a play-off to decide the final promotion spot. The play-off system has three rounds and the rules are as follows.[6] The preliminary round between fifth and eighth and between sixth and seventh are a single match on the ground of the best placed in the regular season . In the event of a tie at the end of normal time, extra time will be played. If the game is still tied at the end of extra time, the highest ranked team goes through, without taking a penalty shootout. The semi-finals are a two-legged competition with a first leg at home for the teams that played in the preliminary round and a second leg at home for the third and fourth placed teams in the regular season. In the event of a tie in the aggregate result, the best-ranked team in the regular season progresses to the final, without extra time and penalties. The final is played between the winners of the semi-finals over two legs, the latter at the home of the best-placed team in the league. In the event of a tie, the best-placed team in the regular season is promoted to Serie A, without the need for extra time or penalties. In the event that the two finalists have finished the regular season on equal points, the second leg includes extra time and penalties if required. In the relegation zone, the three last-placed teams (18th, 19th and 20th) are automatically demoted to Serie C. If the 16th-placed team is 5 or more points ahead of the 17th-placed team, then the 17th-placed team becomes the 4th and final team to be demoted, otherwise, the conditions for a playoff more commonly called playout exist. If the playout is necessary, the 16th and 17th-placed teams are paired in a two-legged series with home-field advantage in the 2nd leg going to the 16th-placed team. The team with the higher aggregate score remains in Serie B while the loser becomes the fourth team relegated to Serie C. If an aggregate tie exists at the end of regulation play of the 2nd leg, the 16th-placed team is saved, and the 17th-placed team is demoted, unless the two teams ended the season with equal points, in which case there will be extra-time and a penalty shoot-out if still tied.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Csqx2B0Iyut/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I’m struggling to open this on my Ethernet cable which I’ve gaffer taped to the back of my phone. Anyone able to google it for me and give me the gist?

Fuck that. Luton have got a player called Marvelous Nakamba. That'll do for me.

Again the graphic isn't an endorsement of every pick. It's just an illustration of what five quality players could do to lift the quality of the squad. And in fairness to the guy who picked them both Torres and Szoboszlai can play a number of positions apart from out wide equally or in some cases better than said position.

Oh no, the ASM stan is upset 😂

This is a fairly damning assessment of an article published by a colleague by Caulkin. Might as well have just roasted the bloke for the absolute shite he put in the article.

Jeremy Vine. What a cunt.

Work it out, Columbo.

Aye it's between him and his missus, if it's even true. Couldn't really give a fuck.

Right, Rothbury is confirmed Mag territory. Mark it down. That makes NE1, NE65 but strangely, nothing in between, ours

Honestly think Everton are capable of fucking this, you know. I bet they’d rather be away to a half-arsed Bournemouth than at home with a crowd who will get restless if they start slowly

Imagine if someone had told you 5 years ago we could be facing a Real Madrid side with Joselu leading the line in the champions league

Don’t be bitter Gemmil. You’re a bit like Jamal Lascelles of the Toontastic board. Good for team morale but ultimately not good enough and will be shipped out for better quality posters like myself. Enjoy Forest Talk forum where I’m sure you’ll do a good job.