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  1. Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees

    sammynb,
    • 421 replies
    • 16.7k views
    MMXXVIII
    MMXXVIII

  2. Good thing about the new owners

    BigQuentin,
    • 7 replies
    • 815 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  3. Champions League

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 175 replies
    • 10.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  4. Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts

    wykikitoon,
    • 493 replies
    • 24.3k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  5. Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 572 replies
    • 34k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  6. Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers

    Gemmill,
    • 391 replies
    • 19.8k views
    Blastronaut
    Blastronaut

  7. 23/24 Prediction

    The Fish,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.9k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  8. We Are United

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 168 replies
    • 10.7k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  9. Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets

    Gemmill,
    • 406 replies
    • 18.1k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  10. Sela Cup

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 130 replies
    • 8k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  11. Other Games 23/24

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.7k replies
    • 227.9k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  12. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 219 replies
    • 11.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  13. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 290 replies
    • 23.8k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  14. Pre Season Friendlies

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 90 replies
    • 7.7k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  15. Women's World Cup

    RobinRobin,
    • 129 replies
    • 8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  16. Harvey Barnes

    aimaad22,
    • 199 replies
    • 12.7k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  17. allan mcgregor's haggis munching midge infested teddy bears v pif's invading penniless paupers...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 57 replies
    • 4.3k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  18. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 23/24

    Andrew,
    • 44 replies
    • 10.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  19. Banter or Hate Crime?

    CovJet,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  20. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 97.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  21. Travel

    JawD,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.1k views
    JawD
    JawD

  22. 2023/24 squad list

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 31 replies
    • 2.1k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  23. Nicolo Barella

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 2.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  24. Fabian Schar

    wykikitoon,
    • 140 replies
    • 10.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  25. Comparison

    The Fish,
    • 37 replies
    • 2.6k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  26. The class of 22/23

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7 replies
    • 703 views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  27. Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers

    Holden McGroin,
    • 295 replies
    • 14.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  28. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes

    Gemmill,
    • 410 replies
    • 21.3k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  29. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites

    Gemmill,
    • 775 replies
    • 39.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  30. Who starts the Brighton match thread?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 64 replies
    • 4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  31. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm

    strawb,
    • 633 replies
    • 32.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  32. Who do you want to be relegated?

    Zathras,
    • 83 replies
    • 5.2k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  33. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 68 replies
    • 5.4k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  34. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 600 replies
    • 32.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  35. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 330 replies
    • 16.1k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  36. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 588 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  37. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 390 views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  38. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 475 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  39. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 403 replies
    • 30.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  40. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 391 replies
    • 17k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

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