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  1. Andros Townsend

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 419 replies
    • 34.8k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  2. Chelski

    Rob W,
    • 503 replies
    • 28.2k views
    Alex
    Alex

  3. Ciaran Clark

    The Fish,
    • 66 replies
    • 8k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  4. Eddie and Mad Dog's Apathetic Parisian Party Poopers v Turn It Up, Bring The Moyes (Yo, I Don't Understand Why West Ham's Playin' [With Bubbles])

    sammynb,
    • 364 replies
    • 20.1k views
    Alex
    Alex

  5. Boomtime For Bundesliga

    Tooj,
    • 24 replies
    • 2.6k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  6. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

    sammynb,
    • 732 replies
    • 30.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  7. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  8. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through

    sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 24.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  9. jurgen klopp..... classless cunt.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 68 replies
    • 5.4k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  10. Eddie and Mad Dog's Shot Shy Useless United v I'll Make My Final Stand, Hey... That's Why They Call Me Burnley

    sammynb,
    • 285 replies
    • 13.9k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  11. Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades

    sammynb,
    • 546 replies
    • 24.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  12. Demba Ba

    Tooj,
    • 2k replies
    • 155.1k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  13. Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan

    sammynb,
    • 493 replies
    • 25.4k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  14. Eddie and Mad Dog's Ponderous and Clumsy Useless Shites v The Ghost of Ivan Toney's, can I get 3/1 for that, Bees

    sammynb,
    • 421 replies
    • 16.7k views
    MMXXVIII
    MMXXVIII

  15. We Are United

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 168 replies
    • 10.7k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  16. Champions League

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 175 replies
    • 10.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  17. Jeff Hendrick

    wykikitoon,
    • 103 replies
    • 10.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  18. Women's World Cup

    RobinRobin,
    • 129 replies
    • 8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  19. Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 572 replies
    • 34k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  20. Mario Balotelli

    Tooj,
    • 367 replies
    • 34.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  21. 2023/24 squad list

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 31 replies
    • 2.1k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  22. Sir Eddie's Champion's League Prospects vs Senor Nee Baals Conference League Spunkbuckets

    Gemmill,
    • 406 replies
    • 18.1k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  23. Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts

    wykikitoon,
    • 493 replies
    • 24.3k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  24. Good thing about the new owners

    BigQuentin,
    • 7 replies
    • 815 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  25. Who starts the Brighton match thread?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 64 replies
    • 4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  26. Crystal Phallus v Graeme Jones’ still shite but rich doylems

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 329 replies
    • 17.8k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  27. Respectful Pep's Arteta Squashers vs Eddie "Fanny Magnet" Howe's Rapid Challengers

    Gemmill,
    • 391 replies
    • 19.8k views
    Blastronaut
    Blastronaut

  28. Sela Cup

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 130 replies
    • 8k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  29. Pre Season Friendlies

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 90 replies
    • 7.7k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  30. Other Games 22/23

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5.2k replies
    • 258.9k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  31. allan mcgregor's haggis munching midge infested teddy bears v pif's invading penniless paupers...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 57 replies
    • 4.3k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  32. Coloccini

    JawD,
    • 402 replies
    • 37.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  33. Banter or Hate Crime?

    CovJet,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  34. Travel

    JawD,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.1k views
    JawD
    JawD

  35. Nicolo Barella

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 38 replies
    • 2.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  36. Comparison

    The Fish,
    • 37 replies
    • 2.6k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  37. The Twitter Thread

    peasepud,
    • 6.5k replies
    • 514.3k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  38. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 22/23

    Andrew,
    • 39 replies
    • 6.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  39. Predictions 22/23

    wykikitoon,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.3k views
    GrahamTaylor5
    GrahamTaylor5

  40. Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers

    Holden McGroin,
    • 295 replies
    • 14.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

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