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Apologies, @Rayvin if you didn't want your missus' twitter handle shared on here.

Is that what you called her?

The Christmas Tree- call me biased but the Christmas Tree is always the worst of any given set of options.

Good stuff from Pie.

i hope Nancy will send him a letter to jail that he can keep

I didn't mention because you can all see my picture but I was not glad they didn't have camera phones as it would ruin my rep or anything but because it would have been ugly squared.

I swiped left on this comment.

Was that not Peter White?

Took the fuckers long enough.

(sorry. )

Getting the Pfizer jab next week. Feel a bit guilty because undoubtedly some staff and patients need it more than me but on the other hand I am in a care bubble so it will also indirectly benefit 3 others. Only got to survive the weekend now.....

Wasn’t Josh King the lad who relegated the mackems to the championship? We should sign him and Darren Bent and just give them a corporate box to sit in.

There was a twitter thread about Josh Hawley, the little shite hawk senator who was one of those opposing the vote certifications. The bloke writing the thread went to the same super posh twat school in London that Hawley did, and reckons on arrival one of the teachers said "You're not another fascist like Hawley, are you?" This lad is the real deal, but he's a slick Patrick Bateman type, and not oafish or tactless in the way that Trump is. This is why they need to clamp down on all of them now, Cruz, Hawley, really make it clear that if you get involved in seditious conspiracy, it ends your political career. Otherwise they'll have to reckon with an emboldened Hawley in 2024.

If they’ve got any sense, regardless of the grief involved, Trump should receive official censure, removed or impeached without delay; if they don’t he can say till his dieing day that he did nothing wrong because he didn’t receive punishment from the legislature. Next month the feds can make a proper start on him the rest of the clan too. But he must be seen to have received punishment from the state.

It was weird around our way, people who've never said a word to eachother in years smiling and waving as they smash pans together. Think it lasted about 4 weeks before people binned it off. I did it once, because I wanted to show support to the NHS, but then I realised they'd probably not hear it and would be better served if I just used my vote to make change instead. Then I remembered I live in a safe Tory seat and tumbled down the "everything is fucking pointless and shit" rabbit hole.

Can confirm that Tinder is canny class but is also a real rollercoaster when a top notch bit of skirt matches with you and quickly unmatches and you realise that it was obviously a mistake and your very face repulses them. Never happened to me, obviously

Sounds great to me, 15 years down the line we might be able to sign a good player who wants to "come home" for the twilight of his career.

The oldest thing he’s ever picked up.

Far be it from me to doubt their vast experience but wouldn’t it be easier to have more, smaller vaccination centres around local areas rather than huge ones. Granted, if they hadn’t slashed and burned the NHS for a decade, they’d have more people qualified and trained to vaccinate people but still. Or even the Vaccine Mobile. It can come round your estate like an ice cream man.

My Mam is NHS finance staff and refused her first vaccine for the same reasons except from she’s 63 and diabetic. I made sure she didn’t refuse the second. We’re off to the centre for life on Sunday

Propaganda is the new truth !!!

I met Mrs Fish through internet dating, but Tindr was exclusively used by people looking for a shag. I don't think my combination of face + pleonasm, prolixity, and verbosity would work well on Tindr.

He dropped of a heart attack running to the Capitol building. I definitely shouldn't laugh but he made me do it.

Wahey! I knew there was a gag there but couldn’t put it together.

I never even knew he was banned. We put him in the “crèche” and he fucked off out of spite.

Didn’t even think about how what I had described was basically just pharmacies It’s been a long week at work, let me off

Pharmacies give the flu jab and evidently they offered to do same for Covid (via whatever association the have) and have had in response .............. tumbleweed Can't have anything getting in the way of tory mates and their logistical prowess earning a crust

Unbelievable.

gary megson, cloughie reckoned he couldn't trap a medicine ball. incidentally, the megson/heard partnership was more notable for being the era of the most viscous snowball fight in history between the scoreboard and corner of the gallowgate. the corner won.

Buckle in, this is quite a story. So there was this place called Auschwitz...

It’s a wholesome design for his local canoe club- sculling is a paddling technique, using a paddle, hence the skull and cross-paddles. The 3rd Herrliches Reich Kanutruppen group are simply an outdoors loving bunch of canoe-enthusiasts, who hate Jews and black folks.

It was a badly executed joke about playing him at CB and now he’s favourite for the job ffs.

Eddie Howe gets the usual great PR from the sock puppets in the football media that English managers always get but he's about as mediocre as the rest of them. He can't drill a defence, went months on end at least twice without a win etc....am fairly certain we're only being linked with him because he hasn't got a job anyway...

Good people on both sides

It’s a combination of mixed messages from government and personal responsibility. Just like the 10 months prior to Xmas

William Storey Snr calling his son to let him know how it's going.

Hey, let’s keep KCG out of this ok?

It’s getting like that with the military over here. I’m not sure why you deserve instant respect just for having served in the armed forces. There’s a lad I went to school with who was a squaddie for a short time in the 90s. Incidentally he was both thick as fuck and (oddly) soft as shite. He started referring to himself as a ‘veteran’ on social media. I think the closest he got to any action was getting filled in by some locals in Germany

She served multiple tours in the US Air Force and died storming her own government's buildings. This is why "respect the troops" is a bullshit notion. A good portion of them are fucking halfwits.

....to dark