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  1. He was bitten by a radioactive spider whilst working at a nuclear plant, and developed the ability to shoot strings of radioactive jism at will. Useless for crime fighting purposes, buggered for having kids, but he gets to wear a Lycra bodysuit with a crotch flap.
    5 points
  2. Nah, they’ll turn to shit in the second half of the season after Real Madrid swoop in and buy up their entire squad .
    4 points
  3. Sell it to CT as a “garden curio cabinet”.
    4 points
  4. I’ll be honest and say I haven’t given it a great deal of thought
    4 points
  5. On BBC Scotland this evening
    4 points
  6. Aye, needs proper disposal due to release of the refrigerant completely fucking the biosphere. I was trying to crowbar some joke about "dripping like a broken fridge" here without success. Even resorted to Google for inspiration and somehow came across this filth from @PaddockLad. Disgusting, difficult to tell who's worse, him or his mate MF.
    3 points
  7. Essembee did it good and proper in May 1969.
    3 points
  8. Traveling back from Corfu on Monday. Don't really want to.
    3 points
  9. Finally a Brexit benefit. Yaxley Lennon has outstayed his time in the EU so is being forced home to face arrest.
    3 points
  10. 2 points
  11. Council will collect it for a small charge. Scrap men probably won’t take it
    2 points
  12. ewerk going on pensioner holidays.
    2 points
  13. Watched this again last night, still had a bit of cry at the end.....
    2 points
  14. Ha ha. You'll get back and have the post holiday depression, mingling in withthe rest of us who just have the bog standard depression.
    2 points
  15. Aye, he’s done the same thing with Taiwan by deliberately blocking their access to the Starlink system because China told him so.
    2 points
  16. 2 points
  17. Chatting to @sammynb about this reminded me of this, when this individual appeared to be a true force for good in this world. It’s the first time I’d heard of him and I thought the application of this sort of tech was inspired at the time. Not so much nowadays 😑 https://news.sky.com/story/amp/elon-musk-wins-50m-bet-with-giant-battery-for-south-australia-11141165
    2 points
  18. Aye. He could promise to set up Hooker stations at work for free blowjobs if you work 30+hrs a week. Doesn’t make any difference as nowt that falls out of his cats-arse mouth means anything.
    2 points
  19. Just like we did last season 😉
    2 points
  20. Fair enough. I mean he probably won't do it.
    2 points
  21. 2 points
  22. Surely he'd seek political asylum.... Oh
    2 points
  23. Chris Wood is enjoying a purple patch at Forest, but we definitely did the right thing getting £25m for him.
    2 points
  24. Half of Isak’s problem is lack of decent service… you could say the same about Chris Wood when he was here too..
    2 points
  25. I'm not sure it's newsworthy that a player contracted to 2028 on megawages isn't being offered an extension in 2024 tbf
    2 points
  26. Dont mind these LTA. They wont be laughing when ASM becomes the first player from Saudi to win the Ballon'dor, and the shout out to his friends' shady facebook watch selling business during the acceptance speech will also be pretty epic.
    2 points
  27. 2 points
  28. Yep. That’s the other thing. Sone people are naturally better than others but a lot of it can be learnt too. Hoying people in at the deep end is mental really. When you think about the impact on staff productivity (good and bad) that a manager can have.
    2 points
  29. Problem is that in almost everywhere I’ve worked people move up the ladder and usually manage people as a result. But seemingly irrespective of whether they’re good at managing people.
    2 points
  30. I mean, I've never been but it looks amazing on travel programmes. There's nowhere better than Italy, just go for it.
    1 point
  31. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ce89d78jw17o Just for assists. Fuck all to do with his inability to defend.
    1 point
  32. You'd think and hope but that's not how the world works anymore. Seeing we are of similar vintage, I don't think either of us will ever see benefits from it, especially financially, in our lifetime. The true game changers is in batteries being able to store renewable energy with more efficiency, requiring less resources and of course, without any of those funds going to the cunt called Elon.
    1 point
  33. He’d abolish tax on overtime and then blame hourly paid people when the country is on its arse and the infrastructure is falling to bits. It’s a fucking truly dreadful idea and just him playing to the working people with something totally unrealistic because he thinks those people are thick.
    1 point
  34. I was looking for a snappy Grateful Dead one-liner to respond with, but the best I could find went on for like, 20 paragraphs dude. RIP
    1 point
  35. I think he might have said no tax on tips. Which is what might be getting confused for overtime.
    1 point
  36. Unless it's a blowout either way think it's going to be a couple of days before the result is confirmed, so I'm definitely avoiding the actual night
    1 point
  37. Absolutely. We need to get the right hand side sorted and the mids firing more.
    1 point
  38. “President Trump, could you please stop masturbating for five seconds.”
    1 point
  39. Had a look on the internet to see how old he was and it showed a clip of him appearing in an episode of wonder woman and all thoughts of Tarzan departed to be replaced by thoughts of Lynda Carter...... ....Sorry, big lad, RIP.
    1 point
  40. His head has properly dropped. Lost the ball in the last minute and just stood still and let forrest break on them. I stand by my earlier assertion, we have dodged a bullet.
    1 point
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