Leaderboard

seagull's cottoning on to the fact that if they're gonna be used as a sex toy they have every right to be wined and dined first.

The kind of tragedy here is that I think with the right policies, PR, strategies and a willingness to work together, the Lib Dems could take a lot of the middle England Tory heartland seats in a GE and Labour could defeat Reform. I think the LDs would be up for it with some concessions on voting reform (no pun intended). Not a fucking hope that Labour would do the right thing though. Not least as there’s an aversion to the left wing principles that a lot of their MPs still have. A lack of honesty of things like the EU, a weird desire to repeat the Tory mistakes of moving to the right to beat Farage and Co, trying to have their cake and eat it with Trump and a fucking disastrous PR machine which seems to alienate almost everyone. By trying to please everyone by focus grouping the fuck out of everyone you just look like you’ve got no principles and take no one with you. It’s difficult not to despise Starmer at this point. If someone like me feels like that, what chance have they got?

The Maths is simple. Win our last 4 games and we finish 2nd.

Look at me. Could only do 100km today in 32 degree heat. Cheers, Lance.

Last day in Tuscany today. Fucking superb place. Ive got two canny bike rides in. Decided last week I would do a 160 ride today. Then yesterday saw the temp was 32 and decided to fuck that off 😂 got a nice 100km in though. What a stunning part of Italy. People are great, history and architecture is mind blowing. The scenery is something else and there is fanny of the highest level. Bellisimo.

SunderLLLLLand vs Coventry in the play offs is it?

Aye. He's basically confirmed that Wilson is here for the next 4 games and "let's see" beyond that. Which, as anyone with kids knows, means "not happening"

The Wilson stuff is Wor Eddie not being a cunt. He knows Wilson is out the club and he's just not washing dirty linen in public whilst there are games to go.

Wedding?

1-2 😀🍒 🍒🍒 Alan Smith calls their set play goal “scruffy” might be offside…or handball… or dissent…ungentlemanly play… etc etc Its a goal!

Their support is absolutely shite man. It has been for years, there is absolutely no defending it

getting beat conceding possession but most importantly winning the xg race. banker away win....

Wank like an Egyptian?

I don't think he wants to get wrapped up in all this. Some of these one liners are unpharogettable though so a big cleopat on the back for you lads

this is football heritage

I could have told them that for nowt. A diversity hire in Lincolnshire is someone from the next town over.

Sundnilland rock bottom of the form guide. Coventry 6th.

It's going to look more like this apparently If they slapped an old NUFC crest on this they would sell 100,000 of the fuckers!

Vaffanculo, Wiggiano.

ReLLLLLeygashun form marra FTM

mackem's going in to the play offs against their nemesis coventry with the momentum of five successive defeats. howay jimmy hill's boys.

basically.... the big 6 are the big 6 because they're that big they'll always be the big 6. at which point they all seemed reasonably content. pile of dull shite mate, you missed fuck all.

Aged like the finest of wines that lady has

Susanna Hoffa was top tier. She still is, but she was then, too.

The mackem Renton.

Aye, it’s been a real disappointment of a season.

I was going to wager that I was the oldest girl around here but then remembered we’ve got CT 😘 Also, nice to see Mark Williams representing us oldies in the snooker 😁

I can see Man City pipping Arsenal if they lose this. It would be hilarious if they finished 4th and lost in the CL semi final.

Look closer.

He didn't vote Leave to have to eat French food in his own country ffs.

I'd watch that but I've seen the presenter a couple of times and if I was stuck in a lift with him only one of us would walk out alive, what a prize prick he is and worse than that, thinks he's funny and debonair, so a bit like that Irish placca mackem on the guardian.

That's the sort of shit Sunak would randomly tweet about out of nowhere and you'd wonder if was taking the piss.

Needs his prostate checked.

Bet they are the only cunts who are on bbc for the next few weeks

It says a lot that I'm one of our least old posters, I'll be running the place for skeletons in a few years.

That’s actually the most interesting story which may well have happened I have ever seen on there.

It fucking sphinx and I couldn't cairo less.

Ten years ago maybe.

I'm both, thank you very much - I shop in the husky child section.

GERMAN RAPIST ALERT!

Vuck aff!

What are the names of these harlots? I want to be sure I don't stumble upon them by accident whilst searching for bible verses later.

Your territory tbf.