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Would anyone really mind if we banned fish?

That is the most reasonable post I've ever seen you make about Sunderland Sunderland's situation is now so dire, what Essembee says about them is neutral. Fucking hell.

Seeing as we have Liverpool last, we have to beat Brighton for Bruce to beat Rafa’s points total so I’m naming it The Luke Edwards Derby.

Bring on Tim Allen to see if he can offer some HOME IMPROVEMENT!!

Ahh, I wasn't really aware of his comments. Good old common sense again. Completely off topic, but I was thinking what a bunch of Nazi twats this lot are, literally, cos I reckon they would fit into the third Reich perfectly. Anyway, I think they match up quite closely with Hitler's circle. I've got: Gove - Goebbles. Master of propaganda. Gove really does remind me of him. Patel - Himmler. Head of the SS, genocidal maniac. Dangerous. Johnson - Goering. Fat, bombastic, narcissistic, alcoholic cunt. Cummings - Hitler. The mastermind, pure evil. Giving Sunak the benefit of the doubt for now.

He's scored 50% of his goals against them tbf

Starting to come around to this line of thinking. Seems like a very transparent effort to get things moving and force the PL to actually make a decision instead of feeling like the big boys for getting involved in the Middle East.

The EFL (AKA 'Mysterious Tyneside businessmen') meeting deciding a club who finished outside the playoffs went up instead of Sunderland..... (Pictured).

Have to feel for Luke Edwards in this one. He'd have had to have waited for 25+ minutes to decide if he was watching this or not.

That was a much better goal celebration from Kane.

I think we're past the intervention stage now, and have moved on to getting him sectioned.

His response to True Faith taking the piss out of him “not watching” any match we get hammered in

Kamala Harris, pictured here last year with her daughter...

Much of a muchness tbf

Fuck off you twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s not a bad effort considering what a fucking moron he is. And you could make a similar case for Steve Bruce.

New song for next season

4 wins since Christmas Day? But Manager of the Year material according to some of his mates in the media

Bruce has worked a miracle considering the shit Rafa left him with.

I can hear "Give it Maxi till the end of the season" in Bruce's voice

It's probably being slightly unfair, but when I look at Bruce I imagine his thinking is along the lines of Homer Simpson.

Joelinton warming up, they'll be shitting themselves about him coming on said no one ever.

These are bang average aswell, been absolute dogshit under Mourinho.

Playing a RB at centre half. Square pegs in round holes. It'e like Pardew all over again

START BREAKING LEGS

He's caught in an any interaction is good loop that has the net result of presenting his intelligence and social awareness being on par with an early teenage troll.

But they’re winning.

Keegan walking into a room with the targeted player and his agent, NUFC tracksuit on and just starting to talk about juggernauts or massive ships steaming past small boats etc. Five mins and big funds later and he'd be walking out the room with a big net over his shoulder and an entangled M'bappe not knowing what hit him.

Ahem, cough.....'Pimms drinking' shithouse if you please?

You answered your own question there. That’s exactly why

What a tragic weapon that man is

Why is Phil Foden buying houses for Mark Campbell’s mother?

Is Luke Edwards at it again?

Walloping The Frenchman Winching The Flag Wensleydaling The Focaccia Wishboning The Frangipane

I've just made a batch of celery and apple soup. It's great. No, really.

Thanks for cheering me up on this shit wednesday afternoon, you Gloomy bastard,

Shut up man, it'll be a huge paradigm shift to have an old white man in charge of things.

Aye divvent wanna gan back into graft

That’s the memo wor lass got anyway

I've finally got round to reading his book. Wow. One of the best biogs I have read in a long time. The bloke is a legend and dreamy as fuck. The way he speaks about Shankly brought a lump to my throat. The way he was treated by Newcastle and Corbidge in particular. The fucking cunt. When I was reading it, Cummings sprang to mind immediately in the way he was dictating things and how Sheppard and Co sat back and allowed it. I also love the way he speak of Fergie. You can tell he hates the red nosed bullying cunt through and through. Yet he's the only one really to have the minerals to say it. Sycophantic cunts like Tyldesley suck the red nosed cheating bullying bastard off. Not Wor Kev. Wow, I couldn't love the man any more.

Yeah, they do some really nice gear:

Noelie remembers when it meant he could go round the Caribbean in a man-o-war, drinking rum and stealing Spanish gold

With the greatest respect, we've all seen the pics of you as a kid. Even Savile wasn't that hard up.