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  1. I just imagine he spends his time hanging about his utility room on the back of the house wearing a slightly undersized shirt waiting until his neighbor goes into the garden, then as soon as his neighbor is 4 steps into the garden he bursts out the door ”eeee y’alright Dave, D’ya believe the weather” an under the breath fuckin hell from Dave before “how’s it going Mark, yeah nice weather, anyway mate I’m a bit busy....” ”tis isn’t it, anyhoo I’ve been noticing you’ve been planting some things near the fence and I just want you to know you might be infringing on my property the w
    7 points
  2. Well, at least the lack of calories isn't affecting your mood.
    6 points
  3. I dunno how you fucking dare, you were displaying serious Rik off the young ones energy back in Feb, bouncing off the walls "LADS THE WORLD IS ENDING AND THE LADY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME HAS THE SNIFFLES." I repeatedly had to peel you off the ceiling and put you back behind your desk.
    5 points
  4. CT’s fantasy shag iirc
    4 points
  5. The cost of what you're suggesting and the consequent delay of those kids and the ones coming behind them being delayed from entering the workforce for a year plus having a fallow year at universities is estimated at £5.6 trillion pounds over the first ten years. Your missus' life simply isn't worth that much.
    4 points
  6. Denise Welch, Peter Ebdon, the homeless bloke claiming he’s buying SAFC and Nigel Farage all reckon there’s nowt to worry about so that’s reassuring
    2 points
  7. It was obviously his time, it was just a case of bovine intervention.
    2 points
  8. “They remain anonymous”. Won’t the big empty chair be a dead giveaway?
    2 points
  9. He's gone mad, he has. Lack of glucose to the brain I suspect.
    2 points
  10. Take my kids, please.
    2 points
  11. I know you've all been frantic worrying, but worry no more, my test came back negative. Daughter had to leave school and isolate till I got the results, got them this morning, sent her in then her mate gets a call on the way telling them a classmate, (not in their bubble but whom they've had contact with) has tested positive so it was about turn before she even arrived. Apparently just hearing her mate's mam has been informed she can go back in so expecting a similar call pretty soon. It's all a bit disruptive, isn't it? I called in work and told my test was negative and they didn't even discu
    2 points
  12. You just repeat the school year for everyone. That's the answer. Which do you think is preferable, muddle through the current year with constant stops and starts and bunches of kids off for 2 weeks at a time self-isolating, entire year groups having to take time away from school, those of exam age particularly disrupted.....or call the whole thing off, protect pupils, teachers and their families that they'll take the virus home to, and repeat the school year for everyone next year. It is totally bogus to claim that kids and teachers can go to school, mix with other kids/teachers, and go home t
    2 points
  13. Must be the lack of meat fucking with your faculties. A veggie that can't do maths, the arcade creeper, and the Mexican Viagra muncher trying to tell me what I can and can't eat. Absolute fucking liberty.
    2 points
  14. Carroll’s shambolic cameo was a sight to behold
    1 point
  15. Definitely. The first one, Legacy of the Hidden Blade, is on the same map, new characters, stories, and new set of Cultists. It’s pretty good tbh, the Atlantis dlc is a different ball-game. Three new maps/worlds, new weapons, armours, skills, it’s cracking. I got the whole lot for £32, easily 50+ hours playing time in it.
    1 point
  16. ANyone watching the official stream? Two blokes talking about a blocked toilet
    1 point
  17. Big Joe on a hat-trick. Imagine if he turned into a goal machine after this. This is 2020 after all.
    1 point
  18. 6 people out of about 50 I'm guessing have been made to self isolate. Shared kitchen, toilets etc. I bet its those dirty bastards from diagnostics....
    1 point
  19. Btw this government is never gonna get test and trace sorted. They are too busy lying about the present and making undeliverable promises for the future. There isn't the will there to fix it - why bother when you can lie and say it's sorted? They've been doing it for the last 6 months, they aren't gonna get this fixed before there's a vaccine.
    1 point
  20. Gemmill demands extermination of cows.
    1 point
  21. I think the sooner kids learn the crushing, disappointing realities of life, the better. This has been an ideal education in that regard.
    1 point
  22. Aye, you’re well ahead of the curve with that prediction
    1 point
  23. He’s the personification of a runny shart- can’t take the pressure, ends up with shit everywhere, funny as fuck when it’s not happening to you.
    1 point
  24. Doesn’t mind smugly lapping up the headlines when we best shite like West Ham though. Not to mention that the expectations are lowered here to the extent that he’s under less pressure than most managers in the division
    1 point
  25. He's the Uriah Heep of management, probably leaves a trail of bacon grease behind him when he walks too. God I fucking hate this cunt
    1 point
  26. Even I'm not that heartless. You on the other hand, Mumsnet-diet-fad-CT-esque......
    1 point
  27. If you think Howmanheyman's gonna let you get away with "Cheers guys", even in these circumstances, think again.
    1 point
  28. Ah and here's fucking Club Med Luigi, the cliff walker. I hope you got your eyes pecked out by a seagull.
    1 point
  29. My mistake, it’s 260 or something - a veritable feast
    1 point
  30. 200 calories per meal? It’s like you decided 2020 couldn’t get any more miserable
    1 point
  31. I thought I'd fucking stumbled into Mumsnet for a minute here. 800 calories a day ffs Eat less, Exercise more. Anyone taking advice from CT about his 14th diet fad wants locking up
    1 point
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  33. Richards is decent because he actually looks like he wants to be there. I seldom look for wisdom from pundits anyway so this makes a difference. Contrast that to Danny Murphy or Mark Lawrenson who look like they should be on suicide watch. It’s just depressing watching them. Most other pundits, Taylor, Nicholson, Le Tissier rarely offer any insight and are so biased to teams they like it’s pointless having them on. Same goes for Ferdinand or Owen.
    1 point
  34. Scott is very good, for a woman In all seriousness though the bar was so low with the clapped out ex-players that people like Scott, Evra and Richards are a breath of fresh air. They don't smell like betting shops and despair in any case. I wouldn't make it a policy or anything, but I personally don't think you are relevant as a pundit if you are over the age of 55, I was going to say 50 but I don't want Big Al to pack it in yet There's some exceptions to that rule such as players, coaches and managers who have stayed up to date with current players, tactics, training methods etc, and of cou
    1 point
  35. So I have been borrowing a (surprisingly nice) Line 6 412 with Vintage 30s in it off a mate since Monday. I bloody love it, running it from the low power output means I can have the master turned up and get a decent amount of headroom from channel 1, which interacts very well with the volume on the guitar to be really clean when turned down to just slightly pushed sounding at max. Volume 2 is pure valvey overdrive, sort of "won't get fooled again" up to proper AC/DC with a change of volume on the guitar. And then I can kick the Kraken on, take the preamp ou
    1 point
  36. About halfway through the lockdown I started squeezing pillows and our winter walking jackets. I’ve been feeling down ever since.
    1 point
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