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I see Darren Grimes is out on his arse after applying for a job at GB News, an actual posh person got the job. They’ve been laughing at him all along, now 27 years old grimes is moving back in with mam and dad. What a prick

You lot will swallow any old shite

Well I finally got round to to googling tl;dr to see what it meant so Renton's post and A4 letters did have some use after all so many years later.

Percy Pacemaker doesn’t have the same cachet, does it?

SD voucher surely.

That doesn't narrow it down, like.

From MAGA to Mama. Life comes at you fast.

Also, fuck off.

I'm sorry if his mental health is suffering but he was happy enough to dunk on other people's mental health when it suited him, so hey.

So Sunderland announce a chairman who's in his 20s the very day Darren Grimes moves back to live with his mam and dad

Evidently.

What difference does it make if you occasionally drive 8 miles to do some exercise as opposed to 5 miles? If it makes you feel better I don’t see an issue. Up to you of course. Technically I broke the rules a few times recently by going out for a walk twice in the same day. If everybody had behaved like you and I we’d be in a much better place with regards to the virus so I wouldn’t feel guilty about a drive to the coast now and again.

I’m sure you’re right. However when you’re disinterested in the club, maybe don’t leave it to a unqualified cretin to run and an incompetent drunk to manage. It’s not going to end well regardless of how compliant they are.

Nailed on Gemmill is getting a Pug, btw- genetically fucked and barely able to breathe.

for fucks sake, I need to up me game then. my ambition is to be name checked on talksport by alex bruce.

Wait a bit....if this lad is so rich why is The Don™️ still part of the club?

Given that you’re the most famous limp dick on this board I don’t think any of us are ever going to have to worry about your offspring.

I'm gonna look very rude if you weren't talking to me.

Gemmill's not had his yet.

I love how people like him label the entire ‘left’ as being hypocrites for not adhering to what he thinks they should be about. Despite him not feeling he needs to adhere to that or believing in what he thinks the left should stand for. He was wearing a MAGA hat (and looking like a fucking gimp) on US election night. He’s just after sympathy and by extension more money for being a cunt. As Tom says he’s just another useful idiot who’s been discarded when no longer deemed to be an effective spreader of propaganda. So now he can go back to just being an idiot

Oh, and get your tiny violins out for Grimes

He got sacked from IEA, if even Tufton Street have turned their back on him then he's in trouble.

These will be the same people who complained that other Labour members and MPs weren't getting behind Corbyn when he had a -60 favourability rating with the public.

O’Brien getting pelters for this but...he’s right.

He’s the one that died the other day. 👍

Aye. From my house to Cullercoats is 7.5 miles according to Google maps shortest route. We’ve been for a stroll along the beach and fish and chips above the bay once or twice this past year. Not a regular thing, but sometimes you need to reset the old happiness meter.

He’s too pigheaded to learn any lesson so I’m fully on the schadenfreude bandwagon. JOIN ME

It’d be awful if he was out of work and had to sign on. Fucking benefit scrounger…

Aye, as TMH alludes to, he blatantly jumped on alt-right bandwagon because there was money in it in the form of funding from various sources etc. Horrible little cunt tbh

Also, what pie? Youse are in division 3 for the foreseeable, bog standard club at that level

Sell the odd player to a championship side and the academy pays for itself. You’d think it would fit in with his strategy about the club being self sustaining but that’s just something he says to cover over his appalling bad stewardship. He’s all about getting through the current season and nothing else though. It makes no fucking sense but very little he does does make sense

I went by Scotty Roundhouse in the 90s.

He’s only credited on “Can’t stand me now”. Which I suppose IS most of their hits

Well at least someone did.

Tbh I just forgot about 11

At least no matter how long it takes me to get it I’ll still have it a year before Isegrim.

I’m also booked for my cripple jab next week

Ashley wants a yes man who will give him no trouble just like he has with Charnley. That’s why Bruce ended up getting the job.

From the lad about to do a Cummings to pick up another furry shit-machine, requiring constant feeding and poop retrieval, in return for it parking it’s hoop on your face to wake you up.

Maybe they'll think twice before going to the Oil Barons' Ball this year, the fucking Bobby Ewing bastards.

PWBIDFTS!

W!

We also have false number 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9s as well.

Stick a huge ARAMCO logo on the back of the boiler suit for good measure.

Tl;dr

aye, and he'd fail, which would be glorious. if there's to be no resurrection of the takeover, which obviously seems very unlikely, then I want the club as it is to die. harsh as that seems, I'd rather see ashley lose every penny of his £130m investment and actively support a phoenix nufc (from whichever division) than be stuck in a sports direct fc football purgatory for however long I've got left on our flawed but beautiful planet.

I think for Ashley the perfect season is having a manager the fans hate and finishing 17th.

History repeating itself ffs. Shearer got 8 games to keep us up. Rafa got 10 games. Neither was given long enough to make a difference. We will only have 13 games left after Man U beat us