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  1. Got a half day with him tomorrow, then done thank Christ. Told me he has a photographic memory this afternoon, which is weird because I saw him forgot his laptop password twice with my own eyes
    5 points
  2. 'Immanent Announcement Monthly'
    3 points
  3. Fist Jnr. saw two of them, and laughed his cock off, the little bastard.
    2 points
  4. I wonder if anyone was there to witness the “three bitings”? I put it to you there were no bitings, just a man and his determination to own a staffy....
    2 points
  5. richard masters man, he's a smarmy, greasy, lying tory cunt. a sort of rees-mogg of the football world. but then throughout the ashley era, with the notable exceptions of keegan, benitez and a few of the players, just about everyone employed by the club at high level and indeed those who've felt the need to get themselves directly involved are utter cunts. from the fat lad himself, through charnley, bishop, wise, llambias, jiminez, justin barnes, pardew, bruce, richard keys, rio ferdinand, tim sherwood, luke edwards, robbie fucking savage etc etc. it's like some kind of obscene,
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  6. Tell him to take a photograph of it, then he'll remember.
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  8. I’ve got 104 friends
    2 points
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  10. The lunatics are in full flow on twitter. They’ll never learn.
    2 points
  11. Equally disgraceful is that a significant portion of our population clearly don’t give a fuck. I’m alright Jack, so fuck you… until it happens to them, which it will.
    2 points
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  13. And now he’s just like his dad 😛
    1 point
  14. After launching a well timed imaginary #venture into #British #publishing he should look into setting up a company to sell beepers, maybe VCRs too. What a fucking nob he is, only a club as shite as the mackems could attract a bloke as delusional and trampy as that.
    1 point
  15. I am genuinely shocked if I receive a call or text when I’m in the same place as the wife.
    1 point
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  17. He was a bit puzzled when I started dragging my arsehole across the floor after I’d had a shite.
    1 point
  18. Dog probably freaked out living with a monkey.
    1 point
  19. He's a blanket stacker. Royal Logistics Corps.
    1 point
  20. Lockdown stopped you meeting mates, not having mates.
    1 point
  21. Tales from the army twat part two. Has a caravan, I mentioned I fancied a camper van in the future. He also has a 1972 VW camper and is in the middle of restoring a 26’ airstream at the moment. Counting the minutes
    1 point
  22. I had the Astrazeneca one and didn't feel any side effects. Sounds like your mates/colleagues are all using 'side effects' as an excuse not to see you. Probably all out having pizzas.
    1 point
  23. So, the mutt, the Mackem mutt, turned out to be a fucking radge. Bit me three times, and was generally slightly unhinged. Long story short, he’s been relegated back to League 1 and we cut our “trial period” short. I’m a bit gutted tbh, as when he wasn’t being a fucking canine terrorist he was lovely, but ultimately me and the Mrs. didn’t feel like we could trust it not to go full Mackem at some point in the future. We’re probably going to try and find a pup of a Westie/Staffie cocktail if possible, without having take out a second fucking mortgage. ( I’d be
    1 point
  24. Had mine yesterday. AZ. Felt a bit heady last night and fairly lazy today but I’m fairly lazy every day. Some of my mates have carried on as if they’re dying. Absolute jessies.
    1 point
  25. They'll still be here. I'll just have to be actually sick as well as fucking pig-sick.
    1 point
  26. This has been “going on” so long I honestly reckon it’s been dead in the water for an awful long time. I think Ashley’s leaking stuff and teasing it purely to distract from how shit we’ve been this year.
    1 point
  27. & the fact that there's probably half a dozen other Premier League teams who don't want a club financed by unlimited funds. Obvs.
    1 point
  28. I just imagine Masters crawling under a desk somewhere in the offices the arbitration is being held only to find Charnley there “I’m sorry Richard, I just like to get away sometimes, It’s really any time I have to make a decision really I just hide under here. That Bruce is doing a shocking job I just really have been hoping he quits for the last few month so I wouldn’t have to do anything” “Tell me about it Lee, this whole Saudi kerfuffle put me in a right fluffery buffery, I had that Levy and the Americans from Liverpool telling me I needed to reject it but I just couldn’t make a decision so
    1 point
  29. I'd find it hilarious if a fucking molotov cocktail blew up in his face.
    1 point
  30. It would be fucking class if it all blew up in Masters’ face like
    1 point
  31. I understand they don’t give a shit, and are clearly biased, but we’ve won something like 3 in our last 23 games. Keeping this Newcastle side in the PL isn’t some great feat ffs, especially when you consider the side you have to stay ahead is a shocking Fulham side that have 5 wins all season. Btw, Gabby Agbonlahor become the absolute epitome of Brummy just a balding fat boring as fuck wanker. I don’t even know why they pay so many of these ex players to spout this utter shite, just pick one of them and let him cover everything, the result would be the same tbh.
    1 point
  32. They were looking for a way to say no, at least that's certainly what it looks like.
    1 point
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  34. So the Saudi government stated the PiF and the state were two separate entities, then the PL asked the UK government who agreed they were two separate entities yet the PL still pursued this thread? While I agree it’s pretty likely they’re heavily commingled I’m not really sure it’s the PL’s duty to go this deep into things when at state governance level everyone involved seems happy there’s no issue.
    1 point
  35. Only applies to invading Poland.
    1 point
  36. Thanks for reading my post.
    1 point
  37. Aye, they're the ones who are obssessed.
    1 point
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