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  1. You all should have used a condom. Miles cheaper
    5 points
  2. Sounds like you might have done some damage to yourself thinking about this neighbour. 👀
    4 points
  3. Well we haven’t learnt WHY he was bitten three times, have we? Probably dangling a bit of steak in front of the poor dog’s chops. ”Bet you haven’t seen one of these before have you, you mackem bastard?! Wheeze steyuk is this, haha! Eh you mackem mutt?! Arggh the fucking dog’s bit me, it’s radge!”
    4 points
  4. I wouldn't waste any more money on sports stuff, mate. Comics and Doritos, that's what you need to budget for.
    3 points
  5. 'RIP to the man who once inspired a generation to get his award by camping and using a compass near Rothbury in the days of the mighty Quinn and THAT side that came up short of a trip to Wembley via the play offs. Lol. Laters. (And once again, rest in peace to the Duke who'll be meeting Joe Harvey once again like he did in NUFC's fifties heyday.')
    3 points
  6. I'd have liked to have seen her 20 years ago.... she's soooooo posh, I quite often curtsey when I see her in the street....am also very enamoured with the various 20 something African fellahs that she's introduced us to, one lad told me all about Accra and how much he loved Marcel Desailly
    3 points
  7. It's the "Mad Mistake" bit that got me. wouldn't be all that surprised if it's his actual birth name.
    3 points
  8. stop holding back, tell us how you really feel. you're in a safe space <group hug>
    3 points
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  10. I’ve got 104 friends
    3 points
  11. The wife across the road from us (57, single mother to teenage son, ex model, ex soho bar owner, goes "riding out" etc etc 🙄) has two gigantic fuckin staffies who happen to be just about the loveliest dogs I've ever come across...one of them collided with car a couple of years back and literally caused more damage to the motor than it did to itself
    2 points
  12. And now he’s just like his dad 😛
    2 points
  13. Fist Jnr. saw two of them, and laughed his cock off, the little bastard.
    2 points
  14. 'Immanent Announcement Monthly'
    2 points
  15. richard masters man, he's a smarmy, greasy, lying tory cunt. a sort of rees-mogg of the football world. but then throughout the ashley era, with the notable exceptions of keegan, benitez and a few of the players, just about everyone employed by the club at high level and indeed those who've felt the need to get themselves directly involved are utter cunts. from the fat lad himself, through charnley, bishop, wise, llambias, jiminez, justin barnes, pardew, bruce, richard keys, rio ferdinand, tim sherwood, luke edwards, robbie fucking savage etc etc. it's like some kind of obscene,
    2 points
  16. I am genuinely shocked if I receive a call or text when I’m in the same place as the wife.
    2 points
  17. Surprised there's nothing for Helen McCrory. RIP Polly.
    1 point
  18. Respect the gammon, Tom. It's what the Duke of Edinburgh would've supposedly not been bothered about but I suspect might've been on more than one occasion. Sorry, just morphed into Ryder-talk a quarter of the way into this.
    1 point
  19. Aye, we've got our little lad in 4 days a week and it's about £800. Genuinely can't wait for him to be at school, so I can spend the rest on grown up stuff like beer and comics.
    1 point
  20. Gets bit three times and wants a bull terrier 😂 you're going end up on the news
    1 point
  21. I wonder if anyone was there to witness the “three bitings”? I put it to you there were no bitings, just a man and his determination to own a staffy....
    1 point
  22. Fucking hell. Between that and the dogs, I'm starting to understand how we can afford to rent in London
    1 point
  23. After launching a well timed imaginary #venture into #British #publishing he should look into setting up a company to sell beepers, maybe VCRs too. What a fucking nob he is, only a club as shite as the mackems could attract a bloke as delusional and trampy as that.
    1 point
  24. Lockdown stopped you meeting mates, not having mates.
    1 point
  25. I had the Astrazeneca one and didn't feel any side effects. Sounds like your mates/colleagues are all using 'side effects' as an excuse not to see you. Probably all out having pizzas.
    1 point
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