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  1. Yeah so that's my lesson learned on reading the post before the quoted text
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  2. That's just spaffing money up the wall.
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  3. smack dealer added to speed dial
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  4. I think it’s because bitches squat and puss in one place as opposed to cocking their legs and squirting it here, there and everywhere. But enough about my home life
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  5. every time desperado pops up on the tv menu in our house we watch it. the wife thinks it's pathetic, she doesn't understand I just appreciate salma for her acting abilities. mind you, the same applies to patricia arquette, cracking little actress. we've watched true romance about 25 times as well.
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  6. I guess that rules out the return of Pickford then.
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  8. Who takes Viagra to have a wank?!
    1 point
  9. Cheers lads! You’ve all convinced that it’s perfectly fine to go for a few pints tonight so I thank for that.
    1 point
  10. I was pole axed after my first Pfizer Second jab passed without incident..
    1 point
  11. Just in time for the weekend, nice!
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  12. Wayne on Amazon Prime is good. Similar to end of the fucking world
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  13. Shit news, HMHM but I'm sure you'll get something your speed.
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  14. Alex Stevie’s is a daft name- sorry.
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  15. Nothing to see here...
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  16. Really sorry to hear that, mate. Best of luck in finding something else
    1 point
  17. I’m convinced that some of them are more pissed off at our results over the last few weeks than theirs.
    1 point
  18. No but 1000 workers in Qatar died to build it.
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  19. In the space of three replays, Foden had went from "trying to be too precise" to "he's just try to get it on target" right back to "He's tried to pass it into the corner" What an unrelenting gobshite
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  20. Ah shit, HMHM. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully it ends up being a good thing for you in the long run. I agree with Renton about your writing. Love reading your stuff - a sitcom with a Ryder-inspired main character almost writes itself.
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  21. Shit news. Hope something comes up for you sooner rather than later. And honestly, I've always thought you have a flare for very funny writing, maybe if you think outside the box you can career change to something more suiting your talents? My last day in my job today and my last in the NHS for 20 years as it happens. Im about to find out what it's like working in the real world.
    1 point
  22. I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters!
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  23. Ah shit sorry man, didn't realise that was you.
    1 point
  24. Is that your place HMHM? What a kick in the fucking bollocks. Didn’t Nestle announce record profits just recently?
    1 point
  25. Back of the queue there Bumpkin Bollocks.
    1 point
  26. I'd like to think not, especially if she was in my company.
    1 point
  27. Is there any other kind of Salma Hayek?
    1 point
  28. I reckon we’re 10 years, at the most, from an actual version of The Running Man.
    1 point
  29. That alone puts him in the top three surely.
    1 point
  30. It would actually be more like not going out on a date with a gagging for it Salma Hayek for fear you might get into an accident on the way.
    1 point
  31. Owen is definitely a cunt, like. Just a deeply unlikable little cock jockey
    1 point
  32. How sure are we that @Alex’s surname isn’t Bruce?
    1 point
  33. I hope they haven't. They'd never recover from being acronymed by essembee
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  35. There should be a sub category ‘Without Michael Owen’ just like when the bookies give odds on highest league finish ‘Without Celtic/Rangers’.
    1 point
  36. How did I miss this cunt… … oh, I didn’t see the fucking midget down there.
    1 point
  37. 'I mean public beheadings and executing journalists is one thing but a policy of austerity is just too much.'
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  39. A statement from Toontastic on CT’s return:
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