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Maybe it’s because he’s incompetent, about 20 years behind the times, arrogant, mercenary, incapable of handling criticism, has a fucking terrible track record, has took the club backwards despite having a decent transfer budget, doesn’t believe in tactics, doesn’t have any real philosophy about how the game should be played, has produced some of the worst football I’ve ever seen in last 30 or so years here or maybe there’s another reason the fans haven’t taken to him

Allardyce loses his record of never having been relegated. Shame

He’s such a fucking wanker. He basically goes on and goes “I’m not sure why they don’t like me, they’ve been shite as long as this owner they inexplicably don’t like has been here, the fact they’re shite with me shouldn’t be a problem for them so I’ll just keep being shite” Cheers Steve, so no clue at all why a fan would hear that and not like you? I hope for his sake he’s just saying it and can understand why privately as if not it’s a miracle the bloke manages to have the cognitive ability to stuff the copious amounts of Mars bars and space raiders in his mouth that he does to keep himself going. Whenever it happens it’ll be fucking brilliant the day we see the back of this utter fucking plug and the monumental cunt that employed him.

You wrote them, didn’t you?

Fucking typical of the coward, no proper interviews all season but beat Leicester and suddenly he's all over the radio.

That transcript I fucking hate him man, he's one of the most tedious managers we've ever had.

#orphans #business #quotes #success

Did the sun win employer of the year that year? They fucking should have. A political target or scapegoat? We'll come at you with every dirty, underhand trick in the book. Work for us and murder your spouse? We'll keep you employed and pay for your QC in a trial. Horrible cunts.

Barely related but my mate was buying a house recently and their lass looked at his bank statement and asked what “Brazzers Premium” was

27-3-1970

It was no worse than Ant’s eye in the sky analysis of the best routes round Belfast tbf.

I guess there are broadly three camps of potential labour voters now: 1) The metropolitan elite. 2) The socially conservative northern gammons. 3) The Islington trots. There's some overlap here but I think no. 2 is already lost and quite frankly they can fuck off as far as I am concerned. I think 1 and 3 can probably co-exist to an extent. But the focus for me has to be on no. 1 but spreading the message to SME owners and managers and areas of the wealthy south who will be increasingly resentful of the monkey hanger bribe money being spaffed up the red wall. Frankly I can't imagine what's in it for large proportions of tories in voting for their party anymore, may as well get them onboard.

A woman as Labour leader. I've heard it all now.

“Even a boiled egg can look at a beech tree” #deepasafryingpan #bige #heronfoods #themethsiskickingin

I didn't spot that bit. I wondered why it was a lot of Liverpool fans that didn't seem too fussed that he had died.

Imagine paying for grot.

Except for that time when he got relegated with notts county which doesn't seem to count as it wasn't the PL. Convenient for him. Till now.

Fucking tragic

Sure sure

That's rich. I read the reviews on your novella.

All of his tweets are pulled out of his hoop

Hard to believe Ipswich Town have sunk to the same depths as Sunderland.

Should clarify that he absolutely loves porn. Keeping the entire industry afloat

"Newcastle in the last 14/15 years have been in the bottom half of the Premier League". Fuck me, I know I don't like Bruce but I never thought he'd have me wanting to jump in to defend Alan Pardew.

He sat on the board of the local CCG when the decision was made, whilst Labour were in power. He’s from Stockton on Tees where the A & E was moved to. And he was a massive remainer .It beggars fuckin beleif that he was viewed as a decent candidate by anyone at the top of Labour. Anyway...

I resent that. It's not harsh in the slightest.

“They” 10 points behind second place in the third division, scrapping it out with Lincoln City to keep your promotion hopes alive. You must be very proud.

Dunno like. Liverpool look keen to shift Origi.

BBC2......21.00......2024...... Paxman: "When Harry Kane was transferred to Manchester United in 2022 and was replaced by Callum Wilson from Newcastle United, who first broke the news?" [MAGDALEN, TORRANCE-SMYTH!!] Torrance-Smyth: "Omm, was it BillyMarraFTM on twitter?" Paxman: "Close but wrong, it was essembee on toontastic".

Bet the seats at the SOS have still been shat on though 💩

I just saw there’s a good chunk of them on RTG telling themselves they enjoyed watching the Maggie bastards win yesterday as it’ll wind the mags up as Steve Bruce is manager. I don’t understand how they’ve been football fans for years but cannot see how it’s possible to dislike a manager, and hope that he is removed from his position, while at the same time wanting that side to win, I’m not begrudging Bruce credit for the win, he’s still a fucking shite manager but the performance was good yesterday.

una stubbs looked a bit like this when I last saw her, except angrier. also, she never left any of us love messages....

Danny Baker made an off hand comment about NUFC fans being proper football fans would've been thinking 'here we go' when Leicester got one back with 10 mins to go followed by an MLF straight away jumping into it saying we're not proper fans as we've spent all year praying for Kashoggi's murderers to take us over. They're like a stale fart that won't just drift away aren't they? Anyone vaguely famous who comments on NUFC and they're like that fucking Mourinho gif where he's drinking a bottle in the dugout then leaps up and races out of the dugout towards the fourth official.

Plainly, it’s not mine We do live on the edge of the start of the very posh bit of town though...a few years back Herman Hereidersson lived about a five minute walk away from here when he played for Portsmouth, at the first part of the very posh bit. There’s a pub between here & there, him and his “shield maiden” missus used to come in for a beer. She was captain of the Iceland women’s team. Nice folk. Used to see Darren Anderton in there too which always raised a laugh because we knew he’d given our mate’s sister in law a facial back in the day...

This is my street & my van....there's no fuckin footballers round here

ffs theres no need for that is what she said baddum tish

We feel with you.

And? How are people supposed to understand things if you don’t teach them about the context and how situations are arrived at? Things like that and other conflicts like the Arab-Israeli ones are decades, if not centuries, in the making. It’s precisely the sort of thing you should be learning about at school because of its relevance to the present

Smoky bacon did you say?

Try diet pepsi and mentos mints. Rocket man. 👍

#RichEnergyEnema

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Well obviously we’re disappointed. We don’t want to make excuses but Zahra knows what she needs to do and she hasn’t really got anywhere near the standard we expect, she’ll tell you that herself. We dont know what more we can do, we’ve been in the landlord game a long time, maybe the penny will drop soon. Obviously we’re disappointed but we will just have to stick our heads down and carry on.

Rotten manager and a rotten landlord too? Still, nice guy though.