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Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites

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Who starts the Brighton match thread?

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Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm

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Who do you want to be relegated?

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jurgen klopp..... classless cunt.

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Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

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Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles.

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Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45

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NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

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Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags

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Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags

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Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags

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jason tindall

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your first away game..... can you find a video?

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Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

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104 in 39.

Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties

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The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers

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So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad?

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Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish)

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Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel

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How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la.

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o'neil's salubrious playground of the dorset uber wealthy v howe's scally infested coop of decapitated fowl

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Have you seen this?!!!

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Where’s good to park in North London!?

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happy howe's masters of the early goal, wembley bound warriors v misery moyesy's relegation haunted , olympic stadium squatters

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howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry.

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NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

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nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists.

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pATRICK vIEIRA'S cROYDON cockney wannabees v eDDIE hOWE'S slightly goal shy gEORDIE heroes.

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NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Fulham (H)

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howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet.

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howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick

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Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire

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Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh)

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