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  1. Champions League - Would the positives outweigh the negatives?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 23 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  2. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 496 replies
    • 21.2k views
    OTF
    OTF

  4. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 6.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  5. your first away game..... can you find a video?

    thebrokendoll,
    • 52 replies
    • 3.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  6. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

    Gemmill,
    • 593 replies
    • 27.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  7. 104 in 39.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 19 replies
    • 2.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  8. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties

    Gemmill,
    • 697 replies
    • 27.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  9. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers

    Gemmill,
    • 426 replies
    • 23.9k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  10. So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 61 replies
    • 4.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  11. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 1.6k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  12. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish)

    Toonpack,
    • 392 replies
    • 18.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  13. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel

    wykikitoon,
    • 931 replies
    • 47.8k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  14. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la.

    trophyshy,
    • 560 replies
    • 26.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  15. o'neil's salubrious playground of the dorset uber wealthy v howe's scally infested coop of decapitated fowl

    thebrokendoll,
    • 407 replies
    • 20.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  16. Have you seen this?!!!

    ShirtBrigadeLtd,
    • 44 replies
    • 3.3k views
    spongebob toonpants
    spongebob toonpants

  17. Where’s good to park in North London!?

    Tom,
    • 197 replies
    • 10.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  18. happy howe's masters of the early goal, wembley bound warriors v misery moyesy's relegation haunted , olympic stadium squatters

    thebrokendoll,
    • 356 replies
    • 15.7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  19. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 457 replies
    • 22.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  20. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  21. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 108.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  22. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 699 replies
    • 28.2k views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  23. pATRICK vIEIRA'S cROYDON cockney wannabees v eDDIE hOWE'S slightly goal shy gEORDIE heroes.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 325 replies
    • 15.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  24. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Fulham (H)

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 26 replies
    • 2k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  25. howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 14.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  26. howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick

    thebrokendoll,
    • 413 replies
    • 17.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  27. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire

    Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 27k views
    Craig
    Craig

  28. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh)

    Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 29.6k views
    Tom
    Tom

  29. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds

    Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 16.1k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  30. Combined XIs

    The Fish,
    • 39 replies
    • 1.9k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  31. Brenda's Brussels Sprout Farts vs. Eddie and Gemmill's Christmas Crackers

    Meenzer,
    • 309 replies
    • 14.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  32. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2022

    Tom,
    • 18 replies
    • 6.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  33. Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids

    Meenzer,
    • 149 replies
    • 7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  34. Feyenoord Magpies

    Howmanheyman,
    • 1 reply
    • 569 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  35. FA Cup 2023

    The Fish,
    • 40 replies
    • 2.8k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  36. Patreon Christmas Charity Donation - The Poll is Live

    Andrew,
    • 7 replies
    • 668 views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  37. Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers

    Meenzer,
    • 330 replies
    • 17.7k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  38. Gemmill's Squad Rotation Mags vs. (checks notes) Patrick Vieira's Eagles, apparently

    Meenzer,
    • 269 replies
    • 12.6k views
    Tom
    Tom

  39. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers

    Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 19.9k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  40. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC

    Meenzer,
    • 471 replies
    • 20.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

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