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The T threw Wyki, he must have thought we were linked with Omori the Japanese player who’s too old, as in T’Omori, not the Tomori bloke from Milan.

The scars from a lifetime of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is gonna take some shifting for me tbh.

Never met him

CONFIRMED 😬

Well, I was hoping for a draw but Chelsea’s thin squad just can’t cope with the pressure and amount of games.

This ends with CT trying to recoup his losses by breastfeeding businessmen on Only Fans.

Here’s a simplified version of what Gemmill just posted, for the uninitiated it’s the pretty colours on the right. On my new website “cool stats for basic bitches.co.uk” we call it “last 5 games” and it’s a sort of handy “cut out and keep” guide to the current form of any given team. You can contribute to the website at patreon.com/stats?ifuckinshitemmush

Kids got more loyalty points than months it’s been alive

and.................... like a fly to shit

Then drive to Coventry and shout at his statue

Forest must beat Southampton on Monday, both for their own safety but also to preserve any residual credibility Gemmill has with respect to his annual pronouncements on Everton’s status.

Dybala is a good player but I don't see it happening Moved on a free just last summer so he'll be on big wages at Roma 29 and has spent his whole top level career in Italy which doesn't often translate brilliantly to the PL Missed 15 games with injury this season alone (has consistently missed a lot of games the last few years) And primarily plays in a position that doesn't really exist in our team. Given that wages are our main stumbling block with regards to FFP in the coming summer I don't see us getting in "big names" who will be looking to get a payday.

WRONG. We only need one more point to guarantee Champions League football. I was told so by some infallible oracle only last week, he definitely wasn't a bullshitting bluffer talking out of his arse.

I mean that’s precisely the job he did there. Kept them up then fucked off. I know it was for the England job but you get the distinct impression he’d have been happy to leave anyway. They go on like he’s a club legend purely because we went down that season. They also seem to regard his leaving as some sliding doors moment where they’d be a PL force now if he’d stayed there. #Imagine

Aye it says something when even their dreams are shit

Truly, what we all dream of with our team; reaching the playoffs on goals scored. Not points, goals scored

Nobody does obsession like the mackems. Alan Shearer, Stephen Taylor, Sam Fender, Dawn Thewliss. But most of all, Jimmy Hill.

Pickford being lauded as some sort of genius for the fact that he can't remember what the opposition penalty taker is going to do and has to have it written down. Didn't help him much in the last nine penalties that he's failed to save.

I’ll subscribe.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Liverpool get closer to 70 points than 66. I just think we’ll get more. it’d be nice if we get it all tied up by winning our next three games, if only to end this tedious discussion

But but but but.. spreadsheet dude said we’d need 67 points for Champions League? 🤔

I see this going worse than my ill-fated sales career.

It’s nice to get a mention as a possibility for the award tbf

I never paid him any mind until our match down there this season, at which point I saw what a psychopathic cunt he is. He's Bundy in a baseball cap, let him come up here and try hack a head Geordie off and bite a Geordie arse. I'll put him in a sleeper.

Along with T'Lion, T'Witch and T'Wardrobe?

How did he lose the England gig again? All I remember about that was the pint of wine

What's he got to do with it?

Yeah, I think Rishi Sunak might be right about the maths thing. People don't understand probability and instead prefer to believe that if it's possible, it WILL happen.

Old video as the Forest bench warmer's in it but....

come one, come all., it won't just make day. it'll make your hole weak

I blame the FA. Since the red nosed jock cunt they've let them dictate rather than show who's in charge. Fergie was a bully too with the officials and 'Fergie time' the cunt.

All are welcome. If you wish to contribute to the weekly meetings just put your hand up.

Apparently MF has joined a local fisting group. He hopes to enlarge the circle of his friends.

It’s understandable that the Morlock got it wrong- we all use the decimal system of numbers, and have 10 digits. They are using duodecimal, or base 12, according to their extra digits. This also explains why they struggle with the age of consent.

He's managed to make me temporarily support Spurs and even Richarlison. What a cunt chops he is.

Keep an eye out for one on eBay soon 👍🏻

The lowest we can finish at the moment is 8th - that's based on simple maths, not taking into consideration that some teams beneath us will play each other and therefore can't all have perfect runs. At the very least, if we get 3 more points, we've qualified for Europe one way or another. I would have taken that at the start of this season, in fact I think I predicted 7th. But realistically... We are going to get at least 4 points from Leicester and Leeds. That puts us on 69. 13 points ahead of where Liverpool are now, with 5 games remaining for them. So they would have to win all 5 of their remaining games even if we lost to Arsenal, Brighton and Chelsea. And tbh, I would imagine we'll get 6 points from Leicester, Leeds anyway - and 1 point minimum from Chelsea and/or Brighton even if we can't beat Arsenal. So that's the whole final act of this - we get champions league if we beat Leeds, Leicester, and get 1 fucking point from 2 home games and an away game against midtable Chelsea. We're fine.

It makes me laugh when you see all the grassroots football ‘respect’ campaigns etc then the PL won’t even support officials in the most high profile incidents. Chris Sutton talks a load of shite on the whole but he did a good piece on the beeb about how Klopp should’ve got a ban. And maybe make it 3 games to demonstrate how unacceptable it is. Especially as he has form

I mean, fair’s fair.

It's not even that he saved them from relegation. As Alex says, its because in their mutant minds, he caused us to be relegated. That's what this particular obsession is all about.

Ive never seen this before because staunch die hard soopafan that I am I was in Australia at the time…. you’ve got a point on goals 1 & 3 like

I love that they just ignore all facts because, like Alex says, he kept them up when we went down (by 1 point iirc). They were always going down, he was never getting them top 10. He had a big budget at Everton and completely fucking squandered it, he’s had chance after chance in football and has always been exactly what his club performances have shown - yet the mackems just make up he’s actually some brilliant manager who just needs some perfect scenario to prove it . Meanwhile Eddie Howe is shite and what he’s done over his career is a fluke.

FTM'dYP

And Leicester equalised due to my divine righteousness cancelling out Gemmill's hoodoo vibes.