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Blimey, when I said the nursery teacher's influence was nefarious I didn't realise it was that bad.

In short, someone at the department of health has created a bunch of fake NHS staff twitter accounts and is posting in defence of the govt. Read the thread. This is fucking outrageous behaviour by a government that is completely out of control.

Probably realised licking Bruce’s hoop is pointless now

Do you get bonus points if you're limp-wristed because of the nefarious influence of a nursery school teacher?

You know, I’m not afraid to admit when I’ve been wrong, it’s how we grow as a person and hopefully I learn from my mistakes. t00nraider2 here has finally shown me that I can be wrong about a person, even when I’ve made a fairly solid judgement of them, and for that I thank them. I’d always believed Michael Owen was the dullest, most fucking tedious little cunt on the planet, and here’s t00nraider2 just blowing him out of the water.

The winter nights must just fly by round your gaff Gloom

The NHS has had capacity in part because pretty much everything non-urgent has been cancelled. If we'd locked down earlier, that might not have been quite as necessary. Ditto having to co-opt private facilities and the like.

If Francois catches it and survive he’ll demand a Purple Heart.

They fucked on lock down. They fucked up on testing. They fucked up on PPE. Despite having 2 weeks warning from Italy. The result? The worse death rate per capita of any large developed country in the world. I would say that was losing, big style. It's fucking disgusting.

Whoa and you had the nerve to take the piss out of Barry Board Game here?!

CT, walking to SJP from Boldon to stand on the Terraces with Tony ( worst PM of his lifetime)

As long as they get the hang of this football lark I'm easy.

Do one of your jigsaws to try and recapture the excitement.

It’s nothing like that. This is the expiration of the May futures contract. They’ll cut supply and everything will be tickety boo when we all get back to work.

The NHS has managed capacity brilliantly. I give the government credit for the Nightingale hospitals. But as Meenzer says, at what cost to other specialities? It will take decades to clear the back log and the collateral mortality might be as bad as the direct mortality. Its obvious why we should have locked down sooner. It increases exponentially in none lock down environments. If we had locked down sooner we could have protected the NHS, bought time for research, had adequate PPE, and ultimately got out of lock down sooner, which would have actually been much better for the economy. It goes back to the herd immunity strategy which was just catastrophically stupid. And if you go back to page 20 or so on this thread you will see that nearly all of us called it for what it was. That proves no hindsight was necessary.

Fat Mike is probably ordering a deposit worth of happy meals.

Blackburn - 10 cunts and Scott Sellars.

Aye, probably the only thing that would be more tragic than him behaving like this as a mackem wum would be if his purported views were genuine

I didn't say anything about dictatorships mate, after the last few years in the UK I'm quite confident that the morality slider for democracy versus dictatorships isn't as clear cut as it used to be. We're talking about specific countries/regimes. I assume you could just go on to name whatever it is you're referring to there, but I urge to consider my following point: I am completely defeated on this. My political worldview is shot, I have no hope for the future, I have given up completely. You don't need to spar with me on this, your side won in absolute entirety, and as far as I can tell will not be deposed for a generation at least, by which point I will have entirely disengaged. Facts don't matter, evidence doesn't matter, reality doesn't matter. I will not reply to a further post on this point, but I wish to convey that I respect your opinion. I just don't care what it is anymore

Brexit must happen irrespective of the significant and long term cost to our economy. Also, tens of thousands must die so that the economy is protected.

It was unreal, in the middle of the snooker My old man subsequently said that at the end of his national service he’d been selected to try for the SAS but had lost out to an acquaintance of his, which thoroughly pissed him off.....I always thought that this was bollocks but it turns out it was true, when he died I spoke to one of the last of his old comrades who confirmed it To be fair to him, as soon as the news switched to the Embassy and the lads were seen abseiling down the face of it he said “ that’s the special air service, they’re the only buggers who could do that!”

The government certainly didn't.

I do... https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/full-transcript-steve-howeys-fascinating-14474257 The early part of my Newcastle career wasn’t great. I made my debut under Jim Smith in 1989 as a centre forward and I was never a centre forward. “Ossie Ardiles brought in a lot of kids, got rid of lots of the experienced players. I’m up front in a bad team. We were good lads, good players, but we were too young. “I’m playing up front, I’m from Sunderland, I am wearing the number nine. For the first few years, I didn’t recognise my name as Steve Howey. I was referred to as something I can’t repeat!”

I make my kids stare at bricks. It’s free and it passes the time. Here, have a go, you’ll love it.

I completely understand.

his attempts at wummery are pretty sad and dreary. Hard to see the point of posting on here as a fake fan. Or as a real one for that matter

Literally everything is about politics all the fucking time. What they mean is that they want anything that might highlight the incompetence in dealing with this to be buried.

That fucking pizza. Looks like a tramp shit on a naan bread.

‘Another boring Sunday afternoon, think I’ll crack open a beer and wind up some Geordies online’. One hour late and life in tatters:

I don’t know Callum. But you weren’t arsed when it came to your own website (https://realcombatmedia.com), with its in depth coverage of Joshua vs Ruiz II so why are you arsed now? Fuck off you smoggy cunt.

@Christmas Tree New hobby?

I remember watching it, and jumping up and down when they went in. (Also responsible for adding yet another steaming turd to Lewis Collins’ CV ).

Ma Fist is a jigsaw maniac- bought her 7-8 2000+ piece ones at the start of lockdown, she’s on to her last one this week. She’s 80 this year

"It's the way he cooks 'em!"

Even when we get out of lockdown, things are going to be very strange for a long time. Can you imagine going to the cinema or a football match or anywhere with large crowds any time soon? I suppose the positive thing is we know lockdown works if/when we have to do it again a few weeks or months after we come out of the first one.

It's the same with some of Matt Hancock's "big" announcements. In the past week he announced that people going from hospital to social care would be tested....motherfucker, how has that not been the policy from the start? Ask anyone with half a brain what we should ensure when we send someone from hospital to social care, and the answer is well obviously that they don't have the virus. These dickheads just started doing this this week. And now a bunch of care homes are basically walled-off death camps.

Jesus won’t help him, we’re all Muslim now.

nice speech. fuck off.

As we receive massive media attention, the main man with his pulse on the United beat is here to remind everyone of the things that matter at five past midnight when he's sank a few cans.

We definitely need to invest in the academy & training facilities. We can’t have Leo Messi taking his ice bath in a council bin.

I’m usually a proper cynical bastard when it comes to outbreaks of public emotion, but I’ve been out clapping every time ( it helps that my 9yr old is there welting the fuck out of a saucepan with a wooden spoon). Every time, a few more of the neighbours have had a little chat afterwards, always along the lines of “fuck Johnson and his cunt party”. My sister-in-law is an A&E nurse, she’s been in tears every time she’s heard it, so I’ll keep on, although next week I’m thinking of wearing Arab headgear But aye, if you clap, make sure you don’t vote Tory next time.