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They're changing the rules this summer aren’t they? I have a feeling that will somehow make Chelsea’s issues go away. They’re a ticking time bomb when it comes to FFP, they’ll get hit with a massive player amortization amount every year and they’re going to have to basically make large profits on player trading every year to offset it. It’s massively risky and probably inevitable that they will have a window where they can’t shift enough to cover the large expense, but for the time being they’re managing to do it (Gallagher and the sale of Hall seem to be two large profits they’re trying for this summer). Football was far and away better without VAR and FFP.

I'm loving this new version of the Premier League where the games are played and every decision is reviewed by teenage geeks watching detailed frame by frame replays and then league positions are awarded depending on the strength of your team of accounting consultants... Its absolutely thrilling

Ashworth wants to reunite with Southgate

Trerst the prercess

Well you’re talking about someone who has made millions and millions of pounds purely off getting binned early for doing a series shit jobs. The second half of his career being especially bad. Yet is also so fucking greedy he’s a slum landlord. And like HMHM says, even then he plays the hard done to victim every time he opens his mouth

Aye. Just ignore the fact he did the square root if fuck all to generate income. One fat fraud defending another.

3-2-1

Sorry Cath EDIT: Aye, we'd better not, sorry Love, Meenz xx

Aye, and he still get's his residuals from his stint as Bond, the greedy fucker.

Bruce, man. At his age and at his payoff total you'd think he'd just be happy sipping Pina coladas in casa [insert latest club to have payed him off here] but he's just not happy unless he's either got the violins out for himself or sticking up for his benefactor who sorted a new expensive pay off deal for him knowing he was likely selling the club and foisting the Bruce windfall onto somebody else. Just fuck off and shut the fuck up, man. Honestly.

The children made him turn to coke, the coke made him turn to politics, and we're all the worse off for it. The lesson, yet again: children ruin everything.

10 days into the house-hunting process and already, if I may borrow a wykiki trope, Estate agents ✅

Do we add that? Asking for a friend.

All part of the model 👍🏻

Let’s not be miserly in praise of the nippers here- they’ve beaten 3/5ths of the side that would give Madrid and PSG a run for their money. On their home turf.

@Meenzercan this please be noted I refrained myself initially and was bullied into it 😂

I wonder if Bruce has heard Ashley is getting back into the football game and is angling for the manager job at wherever that is. Much like his embarrassing attempt to get the South Korea job

Nailed on Alex made that for his Dad.

Henderson & Phillips

probably out for revenge against all the children who ran riot in his classes. he can barely string a sentence together so there's no chance he could control a classroom of unruly kids in stoke.

Can we fuck Ashworth over for working at OT during his gardening leave AND get Gareth a 4 year deal there??? 😀

£20m+ for a player approaching peak years, with champions league experience and who was the cornerstone of a midfield that finished top 4.

If you want to guarantee something turning to shit, involve accountants.

MF so titstruck that he’s managed to ignore what a pain in the arse she is

Is that "manage expectations"?

I've got a Samsung fridge freezer I get my potable water from which has a filter. My kettle also has a filter. These are probably pointless but have paid for themselves now as I can feel smug compared with you.

Can't say I've noticed, I was close to getting a job with Northumbria water so could've solved this for you but their loss.

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Did you know that dogs can't operate an MRI machine? But cats can.

Conan the librarian 🤣

If it was the other way around the fans of massive lads would have a 500 page thread on it by now on ready to groom. Well done the young uns on beating the Orcs in shitsville

He’s been poor recently but he’s worth more than that

More like Bottomingham Forest. Which is what you could say if Burnley and Sheffield United weren’t so fucking shit