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I reckon we probably lose to Everton, but Man United beat Villa, possibly after their goalkeeper gets sent off. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a contentious decision that Villa won't shut up about either. Just a feeling I've got. Let's see what happens.

Looks like we might need another reset. Just the half hour or so this time.

Ah, I see, I was going to send you a pm with all the gubbins, but I’m no good with gypsy shit, so you’ll just have to get fucked

Probably for the best, especially as I've already go a few on board Bought a new suitcase, wife fucked the combination up, had to bolt cutter the lock off. Great start I did manage to retain my calm, but it did mean I had to sink a few in fast order Not her fault obviously

Hard to believe the man speaking has a sofa in his garden, isn't it?

No, for my charm bracelet.

The biggest winner in all of this is Toonpack. Had his SHAME from the other day deleted. And his terrible joke about Asean All-Stars.

It's no £20m for Lloyd Kelly. Rest in peace, Big Mitch. Sleep well.

He’s left Liverpool??? Boooooooo!

I imagine gemmill is absolutely delighted the evidence of the severe arse kicking he got off toonpack and meself the other day.has disappeared. but it matters not, those who witnessed it will remember it forever.

I want to make it clear that I had done this before you asked

Only if you create a game section to keep the nerds out of the general chat.

Yeah, we take auto backups every 5 days or so, one was done today and the board went down immediately on running it, so I had to step back a little further. Some proper work needed, which I have pencilled in for July so I can properly plan it and get it sorted.

Shit, which one of these three have we sold?

And three older ones hoyed over the fence in to the field.

You best hunker down. The pun nonsense that will follow that signing will be apocalyptic.

Which one, Comedy, Blogger or Bravado?

Unless you’re standing up to wipe it off your chest, you weird, childlike, deviant cunt. I’m screenshotting this in case it disappears like the rest of my grade A patter of the last five days.

@Toonpack I don't think too many people have read your last post. So if you wanted to go for a second draft before the mockery becomes too hurtful, you could probably get away with it. I made sure not to quote it, just in case you fancied another crack.

They might have a Terry Mac “sign Peres” moment …

That might have occurred at the same time he was proposing that the best way to get rid of Ashley was for NUSC to buy a pub.

I mean, there’s a whopping great cunt right in the middle of it, you need to calm down , Dear.

Don't be daft, whats the wirtz that could happen.

Fyp

check your messages Fish, in between rattling your jewellery and selling clothes pegs.

In the meantime, get on the discord! I really can't recommend it enough especially since I'll be on holiday for a chunk of June and may not notice if this place drops particularly quickly

Dont overthink it man. Phones are now practically disposable and the flagship devices are a complete con. Nobody under the age of 35 worth caring about gives a shit about what phone you have, what trainers you're wearing, what car you drive. Slightly older iPhones are orders of magnitude more repairable on the cheap than newer ones or the android equivalents. But by and large they do exactly the same fucking thing as the cheapest android devices.

I'm going to Croatia in 5 hours, taxi booked for 3am Try for a couple of hours sleep or stay up all night drinking. Tricky choice

And his chod in a hoover or was that someone else?

Nope, here you go.

Just for historical purposes, this is the point where the place went squarely tits up.

Even just for 5 minutes so I can add it to my CV In all seriousness, I do have a lot of free time, so if there's a way to add me so I can duplicate the main layout of this place, I dont mind. Obvs I could not be trusted with peoples personal details so please don't make that mistake.

Yeah not a bad shout tbh. I'll sort that a bit later.

Fair play to Liverpool

Good thing for CT that the above post was not lost in the latest Quarter Centurium Bug strike.

Done gents. If you have any problems signing up, tough shit, I haven’t got a fucking clue beyond sharing the link

Can you let me have the link please MF? Thanks.

Just in case anyone still hasn’t signed up to the discord, if you let me know I’ll tag you in a pm with the sign up link.

I look forward to the next half an hour of you two giggling and nipping each other's arses.

Jesus, whenever I step away from this place it goes to shit.

I think it's ring fenced for TTers with at least ten years membership. Sorry and all that.

You were and are still very welcome, mate. I used to wear it to play 5 -a-side quite a lot too and I sweat like a fat lass. So that’s the other side to its heritage

maybe we can just pass our useless Greek GK on. He’ll be minted with signing on fees.