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Byker Grove? Completed it mate. You can also donate here if you wish to - https://newcastlewestend.enthuse.com/pf/toonlowdown

You and KCG crack me up. You, as close to Scotalnd as it's possible to get, migrating to the part of England furthest away as it's possible to get. KCG migrating to Scotland and becoming a Scottish nationalist radgee.. I'd pay money to see you teo have a square go. I'd put my money on you tbf. KCG would certainly have the edge on you because he's an ex-squaddie, and I reckon you're as soft as shite as me. But iirc he has back problems and would seize up after the first kick. Also if he's been on the Whyte and McKays he'd be all over the place!

Lots saying they were Unionist saboteurs...seems like a lot of effort to go to.... Fair to say the Scotland of 2020 is a very,very different place to the one I left 30 years ago....full of English cunts like KCG pretending to be porridge wogs for a start..

Quite a gathering he’s got there. ( btw @Kevin Carr's Gloves, you should get the next size up paper suit, looks a bit snug on you ).

Well, I've been out for a family meal at Davantis Classico in Tynemouth this afternoon. We had a few things to celebrate we'd missed recently. It was fine, very enjoyable, they had the distancing done perfectly. Walked back through the village, some pubs were still shut. The Salutation packed with queues outside and no social distancing at all inside. The problem with turning all the taps on at once is when the place floods, you don't know what tap caused it. IMO restaurants should have opened first today, with a 3 week break if everything was okay before pubs reopening. Now if there's a spike, everything will have to close. Complete incompetence as usual.

Referee has obviously decided no cautions for the claret and blue today.

There to present Bruce with his eight year contract in person.

Wyki for manager!

Loads of comments from gammons in there threatening never to go back to Scotland though. The other side of the same fucking coin as the muppets in the video. When they're running around sticking two fingers up at the EU it's all fair and proper, when Scotland does it to them it's an outrage. I'd fire the lot of them into the fucking sun at this point.

Or, fuck the weasel-faced little cunt. (I’ve never forgiven him for taking Rob Lee down when he was clear through on their goal way back last century. ).

He’s had thousands of careless Wispas.

I personally think he's looking a little bit more presidential, lately.

One for the gram

Nice top you’ve got on there

The amount of times their players left their foot in and we get fuck all, FFS.

Joelinton should have been off at half time today. He must have it written into his contract that he starts when fit

Fuck me. Get Joe off, he's offering fuck all

FFS I hope ASM isnt fucked here.

Sorry,I meant Big Joe

We’ve been the better side tbf

To be fair to him he's looked a lot better out wide. Steve just needs to move him to a slightly wider role to find his perfect spot....

Joelinton is always noticeably the worst player on the pitch for us. Everything slows down or breaks down as soon as he touches the ball. Get Lazaro on for him at half time

Our goal....

"Steve Bruce certainly deserves to be at the heart of it" regarding the proposed take-over....

I wish Almiron would have a go at goal a bit more rather than passing it.

I've seen pen's given for that this season!

tripped over his flip flop

Well yes, but in fairness I said you need a sensible manager as opposed to us actually having one. So if you know a player is prone to hamstring injuries and is playing a ridiculous amount of games close together because of a pandemic, you shouldn't show some foresight and consider resting said player? Clearly there are a number of things to consider apart from form and the apparent lack of serious injury when it comes to selecting players.

Well they obviously saw him play and thought Watmore could you ask of a Sunderland player on the relegation slidie?

I don’t mind Jenas as a pundit. Murphy is a waste of space though.

Personally I can't wait until the old boys club of pundits who lick Bruce, Moyes, and basically any British manager they've snorted coke and got hookers with, arses stroke out. Then again I seen Murphy and Jenas do much the same and they've likely got decades of talking shite ahead of them. As for the game I'd be very surprised if ASM starts, given that Bruce was talking of resting him for Bournemouth. ASM might insist he's fine, but given we're safe I can see the wisdom of giving him a rest. On the basis of the stats of the 'ammers game against Chelsea they weren't quite as amazing as some were making out. As long as the players don't have their flip flops on we should be able to get a draw at the very least.

no, it's not usually like that. the streets have been temporarily pedestrianised for a soho summer street festival, believe it or not. i think the idea was to get the bars and restaurants open again while encouraging people outdoors, where transmission risk is reduced. sounded good on paper

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Why do they think Watmore would have been a world beater? He was a headless chicken before the injuries. If the seats weren’t there, he’d keep running out the stadium.

steve bruce v david moyes battle of the top top top managers

Blame the government tbf. Targeted adverts telling the public its their duty to go to pubs to kick start the economy

Started watching Gemini Man last night as the wife thinks Will Smith is great. She's even banned herself from picking films it was that shite. Got turned off quickly. Worst film I've seen in years.

like a shit Yosser Hughes that time he met Souness in a bar but somehow more tragic

Naah. Catts for me like.

He looks like a 75 year old boy. Nobody knows how but that’s what he looks like. Cunt.

Baby faced cunt

I disliked the cunt the entire time he was NUFC manager, he’s such an unlikeable, boring dickhead. I always thought it sums the mackems up that they fawn over him. Hopeless manager that’s living off doing a decent job at Bolton 20 year ago.

His fucking up the England job before his second match in charge through his own greed has to be one of the greatest footballing moments of the last decade or so.