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Sky sports running order leaked for tonight's match.....

It's snowing in Liverpool?

Fast-forward to the match being postponed because Lewis Hall attaches himself to a goalpost with a cable tie

Finally the original unshopped photo has been released.

Liverpool for me and its not even close. I find the mackems pathetic and hilarious but I cannot stand liverpool! Apart from that they are dead on

Enfield hit a lot of nails on heads…

🙂

it was a classy head butt though marra.

10 more PL games left to have to listen to this fucking thoroughbred cocknose.

It depends entirely what we spend in the summer. We've absolutely no right to be challenging for top 4 with this squad, and I think the owners know that. If FFP prevents us strengthening, then punishing the manager for that is how you install a revolving door on the manager's office and buckle the whole project.

I know we all know it, but man Isak is something special. He makes the hardest skill in the game look like it's nothing to him. If he stays fit he'll score a mountain of goals for the club.

Oh you go and rub that pussy.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Mikey Owen on the half-time analysis. Time to go wash the cat.

Lest we forget this heartfelt, genuine message from byker to Mike Ashley....

I don’t have a clue what the score will be but I guarantee Bruno gets his yellow this evening so he can spend a couple of weeks off with his new born.

"These are my principles, and if you don't like them, I have others"

Anything other than both is a disaster IMO

Hasbulla is looking well in the background, mind.

The beauty of this title race is we are guaranteed to see one set of either Liverpool or Arsenal supporters absolutely distraught. Potentially both.

I’ve pitched a “Super Sat’da” competitive giant leek growing league to Sky , with teams made up of the various different allotment associations in Eshinton and Bairdlintin. They told me never to contact them again.

Let's be honest Europa Conference is not much of a motivation compared to CL football. We're a team playing like it's motivated by the possibility of getting into the places for tinpot European football and not the real deal. I think it's confirmation today that this is the team we are for the remainder of this season. I think if we manage to keep in the fight for 7th towards the end of the season that might be enough to eek out a little bit of a flurry of results to get us there. But at the moment it seems like too many players are simply going through the motions. There's a distinct lack of intensity today that has been evident for months on end. This is not to say that injuries and fatigue are non-factors. Of course, they are. But the return to the mid-table in terms of results has seen a return to mid-table in terms of quality for a few players. And that combined with injuries, fatigue and loss of form and identity means that unfortunately this crap is likely to be served up a few more times before the end of the season. But, hey, it's not like we are unfamiliar with a schizophrenic Newcastle side. We've got our old club back for a month or so.

A fully recharged midfield with joelinton, Willock, Bruno, Tonali with players able to rotate and get a breather should do ok. Howe might have to think about changing our style as football doesn't stand still.

Murphy's put some great balls in the box tonight. Deserves more from those in the middle, no one has even got close to attacking them.

They're fucking shite. Match has got the feeling of mid table end of season about it. Season is just fizzling out.

Nostradickless curse in effect Where do I go to collect my award?

Are you listening to two different commentaries at the same time?

Chelsea fans up and about again. Singing, "Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle."

Cuccurella's hair is ridiculous. What does he think he looks like ffs? He's like a rabbi Medusa.

Our ‘run’.

That would be fair

I've been watching MNF for about 15 minutes and they haven't discussed our game yet....

This won't surprise ANYONE on here. But the amount of arguments I've got into with racist wankers with remarks.

Always worth another view 🙂

From the Guardian feed: "He says he does not feel safe outside parliament; sometimes he has to use a different exit from the building. He says he recalls the miners’ strike. At the time the police ensured working miners could still go to work". Is this (almost certainly a would-be scab) daft twat seriously comparing him using a back door to avoid a few reporters/protestors with the gauntlet the miner scabs had to run? He's an absolute snowflake, sows hate and division, and then cries to his mummy if he sees a few protestors or an opposition MP sniggles at him.

Get him snapped up, mackems. Bally's natural successor.

As if we're getting 5% of the coverage

I think @wykikitoon was the ONLY one that was desperate for him.

And for the avoidance of any doubt I'll be able to live with it if he starts at the euros.

Where have I heard this before? Oh that's right, another absolute bellend already tried to pull this one. Ferguson: RVP "Could Have Been Killed" | Scoop News | Sky News

Working security at the Royal Armories?

I saw a bit but it's mother's day so I supposed I'd better watch something the missus wants to watch. It's only mother's day once and her birthday once a year and I'm not a total cunt.

Absolutely fucking desperate stuff from Ian Levy’s campaign team that dropped through my letterbox today particularly on page 2:

He’s taking the baby onto the pitch with him.

Sky quite upset with that