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  1. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Fulham (H)

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 26 replies
    • 2k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  2. pATRICK vIEIRA'S cROYDON cockney wannabees v eDDIE hOWE'S slightly goal shy gEORDIE heroes.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 325 replies
    • 15.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  3. howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 14.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  4. howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick

    thebrokendoll,
    • 413 replies
    • 17.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  5. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh)

    Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 29.6k views
    Tom
    Tom

  6. World Cup 2022

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3k replies
    • 132.5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  7. Unai Emery for our next home game!

    scoobos,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  8. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds

    Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 16.1k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  9. Gary Speed - Rest in peace

    @yourservice,
    • 445 replies
    • 49.1k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  10. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers

    Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 19.9k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  11. Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids

    Meenzer,
    • 149 replies
    • 7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  12. Scotty Parker

    East Stander,
    • 168 replies
    • 9.7k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  13. Brenda's Brussels Sprout Farts vs. Eddie and Gemmill's Christmas Crackers

    Meenzer,
    • 309 replies
    • 14.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  14. Combined XIs

    The Fish,
    • 39 replies
    • 1.9k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  15. Rob Elliot

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 69 replies
    • 7.5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  16. Florian Lejeune

    Park Life,
    • 77 replies
    • 7.4k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  17. Feyenoord Magpies

    Howmanheyman,
    • 1 reply
    • 569 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  18. Patreon Christmas Charity Donation - The Poll is Live

    Andrew,
    • 7 replies
    • 668 views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  19. FA Cup 2023

    The Fish,
    • 40 replies
    • 2.8k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  20. Patreon Funds - Nominate your charities!

    Tom,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  21. Footballers who sound like drinks

    Walliver,
    • 203 replies
    • 29.3k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  22. Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers

    Meenzer,
    • 330 replies
    • 17.7k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  23. Gemmill's Squad Rotation Mags vs. (checks notes) Patrick Vieira's Eagles, apparently

    Meenzer,
    • 269 replies
    • 12.6k views
    Tom
    Tom

  24. World Cup bids for 2018 and 2022

    dbsweeney,
    • 1.1k replies
    • 77.7k views
    Craig
    Craig

  25. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC

    Meenzer,
    • 471 replies
    • 20.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  26. League Cup Draw/League Cup Thread

    Tom,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.4k views
    Tom
    Tom

  27. Talk of The Tyne message board....gone?

    LALASAM,
    • 9 replies
    • 1k views
    Surreymag
    Surreymag

  28. YourNameHere@New White Hart Lane vs. Eddie's Auspicious Aramco Army + Gemmill

    Meenzer,
    • 318 replies
    • 14.9k views
    Surreymag
    Surreymag

  29. Steady Eddie's No-Ceiling Ambitions vs. Fat Frank's Gemmill-Defying Cloggers

    Meenzer,
    • 282 replies
    • 12.2k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  30. Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards

    tooner,
    • 338 replies
    • 14.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  31. Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets

    tooner,
    • 246 replies
    • 11.2k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  32. Gone Fishing

    The Fish,
    • 222 replies
    • 28.7k views
    Alex
    Alex

  33. ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA F.C. vs. Eddie's Magnificent Sicknote Warriors

    tooner,
    • 211 replies
    • 10.4k views
    tooner
    tooner

  34. frankie goes to walton and his match throwing twats v diplomacy eddie and his robbed blind heroes

    thebrokendoll,
    • 610 replies
    • 25.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  35. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Scottish Mag,
    • 47 replies
    • 5.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  36. Charlie Adam rumour.

    loonyTOON,
    • 75 replies
    • 7.5k views
    spongebob toonpants
    spongebob toonpants

  37. Dirty Cash I want you, Dirty Cash I need you more

    wykikitoon,
    • 53 replies
    • 5.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  38. Alex and Noble.

    Park Life,
    • 31 replies
    • 2.6k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  39. Non-League Weekend.

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 18 replies
    • 1.6k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  40. Gerrard vs. Lampard

    Makom,
    • 34 replies
    • 3.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

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