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  1. Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!

    ChezGiven,
    • 456 replies
    • 24.4k views
    Lake Bells tits
    Lake Bells tits

  2. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

    Holden McGroin,
    • 454 replies
    • 22.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  3. #60minwalkout

    Happy Face,
    • 454 replies
    • 27.8k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  4. Howe's Beautiful Brazilian vs Tuchel's Tall Turgid Tosspot's

    wykikitoon,
    • 452 replies
    • 15.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  5. Siem De Jong

    Barney,
    • 451 replies
    • 36.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  6. SEASON-DEFINING MUST-WIN 6-POINTER (nufc v watford match thread)

    Dr Gloom,
    • 451 replies
    • 19.2k views
    Asprilla
    Asprilla

  7. Brighton V Newcastle

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 449 replies
    • 26.9k views
    Brock Manson
    Brock Manson

  8. Newcastle United vs PSV, Wednesday 21st January 2026, 8pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 449 replies
    • 4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  9. The Derby

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 449 replies
    • 52.5k views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  10. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

    thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 18.2k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  11. Amorim’s Arse Wipes v Eddies Electric Eleven - 26th Dec - 20:00 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 448 replies
    • 3.5k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  12. Leicester City v Newcastle United

    trophyshy,
    • 447 replies
    • 26.7k views
    TheGingerQuiff
    TheGingerQuiff

  13. Man Citeh vs Newcastle United

    Deano ,
    • 446 replies
    • 26.3k views
    Guest
    Guest

  14. Gary Speed - Rest in peace

    @yourservice,
    • 445 replies
    • 49.1k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  15. Newcastle v Brentford

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 444 replies
    • 21.7k views
    Tom
    Tom

  16. Norwich (away)

    Barney,
    • 444 replies
    • 26.6k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  17. Shamone Muthafucka-loving Harrods shopping Cottaging Cunts vs Eddie’s Absolutely shagged out, but still awesome Stalwarts.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 442 replies
    • 44.1k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  18. Eddie Howes back monkey destroying away match specialists vs Thomas Franks...they're not thomas franks, they hate him (spurs)

    Andrew,
    • 441 replies
    • 6.7k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  19. Leeds United

    Guest Barrack Road,
    • 438 replies
    • 39.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  20. The Kieran.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 437 replies
    • 32.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  21. Iraola's South Coast Softy Walters vs Eddie's Superstar Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 437 replies
    • 15.4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  22. Lee Charnley

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 437 replies
    • 32.4k views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  23. St James’ Park

    Craig,
    • 434 replies
    • 28.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  24. Blackburn Rovers vs Newcastle United

    2bias,
    • 434 replies
    • 23.3k views
    Monroe Transfer
    Monroe Transfer

  25. Newcastle United 1-2 Stoke City

    Wavey Davey,
    • 434 replies
    • 28.8k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  26. Deadline day thread

    Snake,
    • 432 replies
    • 28.2k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  27. Eddie Howes Champions League Chasing, Six Pointer Winning Mags vs absolutely not still a russian asset, no sir not us, make america great again comrade...Chelsea

    Andrew,
    • 432 replies
    • 15.2k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  28. 2016/2017 Predictions contest

    Happy Face,
    • 432 replies
    • 28.3k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  29. Eddies play shit n win or play well n lose mags vs Cole Palmer

    Andrew,
    • 430 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  30. Brighton v Newcastle United

    wykikitoon,
    • 430 replies
    • 22.9k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  31. no deal for Joey

    Knackers,
    • 429 replies
    • 25k views
    LeazesMag
    LeazesMag

  32. Wigan Athletic vs Newcastle United Saturday 28th April 3pm

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 429 replies
    • 24k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  33. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers

    Gemmill,
    • 426 replies
    • 23.9k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  34. Newcastle United vs Bournemouth

    Dazzler,
    • 425 replies
    • 15.9k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  35. The real United v Manchester reds - Thy choicest gifts in store

    Dr Gloom,
    • 425 replies
    • 15.5k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  36. Newcastle Vrs Spurs

    KeithJ,
    • 424 replies
    • 24.8k views
    McFaul
    McFaul

  37. Newcastle United vs Nottingham Forest

    Dazzler,
    • 423 replies
    • 7.7k views
    Craig
    Craig

  38. True Faith & Bullies from the Tyne

    wykikitoon,
    • 423 replies
    • 27.7k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  39. Ipswich close in on Ameobi deal

    Jimbo,
    • 422 replies
    • 34.4k views
    paddy
    paddy

  40. FAO Leazes Mag

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 422 replies
    • 23.5k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

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