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Maybe it’s because he’s incompetent, about 20 years behind the times, arrogant, mercenary, incapable of handling criticism, has a fucking terrible track record, has took the club backwards despite having a decent transfer budget, doesn’t believe in tactics, doesn’t have any real philosophy about how the game should be played, has produced some of the worst football I’ve ever seen in last 30 or so years here or maybe there’s another reason the fans haven’t taken to him

Allardyce loses his record of never having been relegated. Shame

He’s such a fucking wanker. He basically goes on and goes “I’m not sure why they don’t like me, they’ve been shite as long as this owner they inexplicably don’t like has been here, the fact they’re shite with me shouldn’t be a problem for them so I’ll just keep being shite” Cheers Steve, so no clue at all why a fan would hear that and not like you? I hope for his sake he’s just saying it and can understand why privately as if not it’s a miracle the bloke manages to have the cognitive ability to stuff the copious amounts of Mars bars and space raiders in his mouth that he does to keep himself going. Whenever it happens it’ll be fucking brilliant the day we see the back of this utter fucking plug and the monumental cunt that employed him.

You wrote them, didn’t you?

Fucking typical of the coward, no proper interviews all season but beat Leicester and suddenly he's all over the radio.

That transcript I fucking hate him man, he's one of the most tedious managers we've ever had.

#orphans #business #quotes #success

Did the sun win employer of the year that year? They fucking should have. A political target or scapegoat? We'll come at you with every dirty, underhand trick in the book. Work for us and murder your spouse? We'll keep you employed and pay for your QC in a trial. Horrible cunts.

Barely related but my mate was buying a house recently and their lass looked at his bank statement and asked what “Brazzers Premium” was

27-3-1970

It was no worse than Ant’s eye in the sky analysis of the best routes round Belfast tbf.

I guess there are broadly three camps of potential labour voters now: 1) The metropolitan elite. 2) The socially conservative northern gammons. 3) The Islington trots. There's some overlap here but I think no. 2 is already lost and quite frankly they can fuck off as far as I am concerned. I think 1 and 3 can probably co-exist to an extent. But the focus for me has to be on no. 1 but spreading the message to SME owners and managers and areas of the wealthy south who will be increasingly resentful of the monkey hanger bribe money being spaffed up the red wall. Frankly I can't imagine what's in it for large proportions of tories in voting for their party anymore, may as well get them onboard.

A woman as Labour leader. I've heard it all now.

“Even a boiled egg can look at a beech tree” #deepasafryingpan #bige #heronfoods #themethsiskickingin

I didn't spot that bit. I wondered why it was a lot of Liverpool fans that didn't seem too fussed that he had died.

Imagine paying for grot.

Except for that time when he got relegated with notts county which doesn't seem to count as it wasn't the PL. Convenient for him. Till now.

Fucking tragic

Sure sure

That's rich. I read the reviews on your novella.

I've been watching Broken Skull Sessions. Stone Cold Steve Austin interviewing old wrestlers. Amazing.

#wanker #builtlikerafanadal

Bruce’s motivation a pack of Walkers.

It’s obviously something that is complicated by the stress and the situation that young soldiers were put into. That said, in the interviews I’ve seen Hutchings seems very dismissive and completely lacking in any remorse over what happened. But quite apart from all that, it’s one thing to defend someone on the basis of mitigating factors, quite another to make him out to be some sort of national hero. But that’s where we’re at in this country

Bruce on talksport? Nice, mutually beneficial relationship for both parties. I wonder who instigated it and what their motives were? Pack of wankers.

Aye it's unreal. I mean murder is murder, whether you're mincing about in camouflage or not. That Mercer is your classic posh boy army twat.

I still can't get my head round this attitude from the Tories. The 'something that happened' was that this fucker shot and murdered an unarmed, disabled man with a mental age of ten who was scared by an army patrol and was running away and yet here is a prominent Tory MP lauding him as some sort of hero.

Agreed. You’re all a pack of cunts.

Irish troubles aside, seems I owe @Kid Dynamite an apology. I just read over the last page and noticed I was in character assassination mode and had a go over absolutely fuck all. Sorry like. Nae excuses, just a bit sensitive to these subjects lately.

Turns out he did actually drown his wife in the bath, got away with manslaughter, and was taken back on by the Sun. Absolutely beautiful response by Bill Cooke.

At least they've matched our average attendance this season

They’re trying to compete with other clubs regarding ‘bigness’ because they cannot compete with us . Give them a bit slack mate 😀

Hilarious spelling errors aside what is their fucking obsession with being labeled the biggest in league one or the Championship (way back when they were in that)? Who fucking cares? They’ve won the square root of fuck all in donkeys years and are heading for potentially a 4th season in the third tier, what does it matter if they’re a “bigger club” than Bolton Wanderers their priorities and focuses are so bizarre.

Twittersphere Lineker: "Well I don't think @AlanShearer will be too happy about that @Nufc game? 😂" replies: BillyMarraFTM: "There never happy, Gary! Ashleys spent millions but they want muslamic extreemists for owners, Gary. one reply. BillyMarraFTM: "Whats wrong Gary? Dont reply to the fans who were here before the mags were formed in 1992? Are you going to house one of them asylum seekers then? Eh? How much do the BBC pay you? Use that too put them up! FTM. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇲🇮🇱

The friendship cup

Danny Baker made an off hand comment about NUFC fans being proper football fans would've been thinking 'here we go' when Leicester got one back with 10 mins to go followed by an MLF straight away jumping into it saying we're not proper fans as we've spent all year praying for Kashoggi's murderers to take us over. They're like a stale fart that won't just drift away aren't they? Anyone vaguely famous who comments on NUFC and they're like that fucking Mourinho gif where he's drinking a bottle in the dugout then leaps up and races out of the dugout towards the fourth official.

I can only dream of driving a 20 plate van.

This is my street & my van....there's no fuckin footballers round here

ooh look at me, I live in the same street as a footballer.

Nice opinion piece there from Nicholas Wade who once wrote a book on race genetics which was widely derided for being complete crap.

BrucedYP

Bruce in. Bruce out. Bruce “that’s never happened before”.

The tramp must be fucking annoyed about the bloke in the foreground blocking the can of Rich Energy.

Andy Townsend thinks Leicester will have to be careful as we're very dangerous counter attacking! Commentator reckons we haven't been in the actual bottom three for months and months. Fucking hell! I'm starting to get excited about NUFC again!

Pop across the river to the Bricklayers? They have an excellent doorframe you can smash your head off and look a right tit. 8/10 would recommend

I moved to Fulham last year. I’d get booking pubs now as it is nigh on impossible to get a pint round here on a Saturday nowadays. I’d invite you round to mine but I don’t want you highly trained idiots ruining my new astroturf!