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Couldn't resist.....

Cheers, Brian Sewell

I'm not comparing the two, obviously. One's a fucking egotistical maniac who has to be involved in everything and whose very appearance draws ridicule, the other's Wraith.

Crouching Maxi, God I Wish He Was Hidden Pearson

I've been busy so watching this on delay at the moment. Looking forward to this Spanish act.

Jenas after the nil nil draw: ‘This game has had everything’. Aye, apart from the fucking obvious.

hard morning pulling a few weeds up so now sat in sunny nam with a cold cider and chilling to the superb barrington levy and jah thomas version of the classic 'moonlight lover' eight and a half minutes of lushness.

is ok to.want bad things to happen that cunt? actually, aye it is.

Agree with everything you say pretty much. Although I am intrigued about this fan base scale which places Wraith and CT at opposite ends. I feel like the metrics involved could form the basis of a dissertation, if not a book

Don’t forget Noel Gallagher

Is Til Tok one of Pol Pot's general's I've never heard of?

It's apparently the 3rd strip? how many colours have our away shirts, (there's usually two of them!) had these last few years? It's not as if we've been stuck with a standard away colour is it? There's only so many changes they can make, honestly, it's a mountain out of a molehill and says more about the people dying to stick the knife in NUFC, and just as much, you and me as they are the owners. I absolutely abhor half the cunts trying to be clever and having a dig at the fanbase, they know sweet fuck all about anyone on this board for a start and we're all NUFC fans, (Well most are ) and we're just a tiny, microscopic percentage of the fanbase which includes everyone from wraith to CT and everything in between. Sick of saying it but there's a mixture of regional prejudice/not their team/clicks very much thanks about most of it. 100% Fuck'em. I hope their balls fester and their arses seize up.

Someone is desperate to see Eurovision.

These arseholes know the potentials for clicks and ENGAGEMENT when they see it, mind

Anytime an Arsenal fan wants to try and go all bravado Dave, remind them of this. RIP Cheick.

It's strange but I've seen some of our players this last few years and thought Waddha Fuq? First two names that came into my head!

feast your eyes on this doe-eyed little minx....

Destiny Angel 😉

Oh no. Oh no no no no.

Our final home game of the season. Can ASM pull his finger out and turn up to bid farewell before he joins Fulham?

'its my job i cant stop it'

After hearing that let fucking Putin have them.

Not gonna happen, marrow.

How miserable do some of the fans look, I get there's tension but you're in a cup final ffs have some fun.

An FA cup final, no clash of kits and you play in an away strip rather than your club's colours? Get in the fucking bin.

This is the first game of football I’ve sat down and watched that doesn’t involve us in fucking ages. I hate both teams so hopefully it’s just a clusterfuck 10-10 draw with 7 sendings off

He seems completely rattled by the potential of NUFC under this ownership more than anything else. Good, because he’s a fucking bell end and a shite journo with it. The exact type to do a complete 180 if we get anywhere near Man City and Liverpool in the next decade or so too

Column inches say we should be able to name our price

Opposite for me after a colleague pissed me right off last week by saying that "we never beat them", then had the fucking cheek to mock me when I bought up the 3-1 win in Highbury many moons ago. Fucking twat, clearly we have beaten them, couldn't give a fuck how far back it was - although I know there's been a couple (3?) more recent wins, but that one stands out as it put that London jinx crap to bed and had them behaving like proper little cunts that led to a Thierry Henry suspension I believe. Anyway, hope we twat them so I can wind the dickhead up. Plus no Champions League for them next season could mean us getting Jesus.

Synergies, dear boy, synergies.

40 apologies to all for temporarily derailing the thread, but I remember this too as a tot in the 60s, was obviously in black and white and creepy as fuck, far more scary than the daleks!

(Giant) worm food now. RIP.

Great book too. He’s not in the book though

The new sponsorship rules only say that any sponsorship worth more than 1 million has to be deemed appropriate to market value. They weren't able to keep the ban on owner related companies giving sponsorship but there is a check for "associated parties" whatever that actually means considering that the PL made the judgement that PIF and Saudi are separate things. As far as legal separation goes, it is quite clever. We are owned by PiF, who sponsor Golf Saudi and can sponsor them as much as they want to. Golf Saudi then sponsor our shirts for as much as possible, the money basically comes from PiF and everyone knows it, but legally it is being passed through a completely different entity so...fuck you Premier League.

You’ll smell him before he sees you- cabbage and Keto farts.

Can’t bastard wait. I won’t be posting much during the match because I’ve only gone and got a ticket for my first home game for more than two years.

Exactly like that season we had the Brazil national strip and look, years later how we now have Brazilian players all over the team. Everyone got so confused whenever we took to the field that the intrinsic link was burnt into their brains. After wearing our third kit in two or three games in the upcoming season it will only be a matter of time before we have Al-Sharani and Al-Dawsari in the team and folks arriving at Newcastle International wondering where the Deerah Souq is.

At face value I'd agree with you, but you just know the cunts in the MSM will claim their outrage has made the club change their mind - they'd take it as a moral victory.

That’s just Rio Ferdinand angrily reacting to Humphrey pointing out the obvious conflict of interest when he was commenting on a Mike Ashley-owned NUFC

You could've put Captain Scarlet wannabe as well.

Nope . The real power move now would be to release a completely different shirt in a week or so without any mention or reference of this one.

Agreed Kev. I’d especially avoid doing something as utterly fuckin ridiculous such as joining the British Army to make sure being associated with any of these is completely avoided

My arrogance I only asked a question about mascarpone.

Leeds