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  1. Stevenage v Newcastle United

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 484 replies
    • 35k views
    AmericanMag
    AmericanMag

  2. Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards

    wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 14.6k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  3. NUST meltdown

    Dr Kenneth Noisewater,
    • 484 replies
    • 44.1k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  4. Newcastle United v Manchester City

    McFaul ,
    • 482 replies
    • 35.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  5. Racism in football

    Toonraider,
    • 482 replies
    • 26.7k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  6. Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops

    Andrew,
    • 481 replies
    • 33.8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  7. mackems vs Newcastle United

    Brock Manson,
    • 480 replies
    • 45.3k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  8. WBA v Newcastle Sunday 4pm

    Happy Face,
    • 479 replies
    • 23.6k views
    luckyluke
    luckyluke

  9. Howe's Bargain Hunt Losers v Bielsa P-Coy Pussies

    wykikitoon,
    • 478 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Polarboy
    Polarboy

  10. Official match thread. Tottenham Hotspur - Newcastle United

    tommo,
    • 477 replies
    • 29k views
    Tom
    Tom

  11. Swansea v Newcastle United Good Friday Kick Off 4.30pm

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 477 replies
    • 26k views
    Tooj
    Tooj

  12. Trivia Questions

    The Fish,
    • 477 replies
    • 24.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  13. Everton vs Newcastle United Sun 13 May 2012 3.00pm

    Andrew,
    • 476 replies
    • 31.1k views
    rogerbarton
    rogerbarton

  14. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 24.9k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  15. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 475 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  16. Newcastle ‘couldn’t finish a cup-a-soup’ United vs David Brentford pulled our pants down.

    trophyshy,
    • 474 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  17. Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour

    Dr Gloom,
    • 474 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  18. Stable Financial Footing

    trophyshy,
    • 473 replies
    • 25.3k views
    LeazesMag
    LeazesMag

  19. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 20k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  20. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

    Dr Gloom,
    • 472 replies
    • 22.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  21. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC

    Meenzer,
    • 471 replies
    • 20.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  22. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 471 replies
    • 18.4k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  23. Howe's Bruno Magic Hat's v Titanic Bitter Ralf Nee Transfer Crying Wankers

    wykikitoon,
    • 470 replies
    • 17.4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  24. A banana skin in a Tesco carrier bag v Eddie’s willy waving cup specialists. Wednesday 18th February Kick-off 5.45pm GMT/9.45pm local Live on TNT Sports

    Dr Gloom,
    • 470 replies
    • 4.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  25. eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare

    thebrokendoll,
    • 468 replies
    • 20.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  26. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers

    Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 19.9k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  27. Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones

    wykikitoon,
    • 468 replies
    • 17.9k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  28. Newcastle vs Birmingham

    Baggio,
    • 468 replies
    • 19.8k views
    Hunty
    Hunty

  29. Manchester United v Newcastle United

    McFaul ,
    • 468 replies
    • 28.4k views
    McFaul
    McFaul

  30. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 468 replies
    • 21.5k views
    MMXXVIII
    MMXXVIII

  31. Today's games

    Guest Stevie,
    • 468 replies
    • 26.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  32. Leonard Jeffrey "Oz" Osborne Silent Mags v Barry Spencer Taylor Boring Bastard Wolves

    wykikitoon,
    • 467 replies
    • 17.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  33. F.A.O Leazesmag

    Mad Jock,
    • 466 replies
    • 24.9k views
    LeazesMag
    LeazesMag

  34. Newcastle United vs Fulham

    smoggeordie,
    • 464 replies
    • 35.6k views
    duo
    duo

  35. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 462 replies
    • 21.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  36. Newcastle United v Liverpool FC

    Gemmill,
    • 462 replies
    • 15.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  37. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

    wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 19.9k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  38. Stephen Ireland...

    Shear3r,
    • 462 replies
    • 36k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  39. England team banned from wearing a poppy!

    nufcboy,
    • 457 replies
    • 22.4k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  40. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 457 replies
    • 22.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

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