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  1. Official match thread. Tottenham Hotspur - Newcastle United

    tommo,
    • 477 replies
    • 29k views
    Tom
    Tom

  2. Swansea v Newcastle United Good Friday Kick Off 4.30pm

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 477 replies
    • 26k views
    Tooj
    Tooj

  3. Trivia Questions

    The Fish,
    • 477 replies
    • 24.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  4. Everton vs Newcastle United Sun 13 May 2012 3.00pm

    Andrew,
    • 476 replies
    • 31.1k views
    rogerbarton
    rogerbarton

  5. gravel voiced dychey and his irritatingly resilient, bowl swirling blue shites v mellifluous eddie's heroic, decimated squad of black and white grunts.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 476 replies
    • 24.9k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  6. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 475 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  7. Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour

    Dr Gloom,
    • 474 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  8. Stable Financial Footing

    trophyshy,
    • 473 replies
    • 25.3k views
    LeazesMag
    LeazesMag

  9. howe's battle weary, walking wounded but still should've done better on saturday nufc v pochettino's shit tangoing not fit for a strictly dance off, corn beef munching cockney wankers.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 473 replies
    • 20k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  10. Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

    Dr Gloom,
    • 472 replies
    • 22.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  11. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC

    Meenzer,
    • 471 replies
    • 20.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  12. Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 471 replies
    • 18.4k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  13. Howe's Bruno Magic Hat's v Titanic Bitter Ralf Nee Transfer Crying Wankers

    wykikitoon,
    • 470 replies
    • 17.4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  14. eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare

    thebrokendoll,
    • 468 replies
    • 20.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  15. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers

    Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 19.9k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  16. Brighton Rock Suckers v Jones who puts out the Cones

    wykikitoon,
    • 468 replies
    • 17.9k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  17. Newcastle vs Birmingham

    Baggio,
    • 468 replies
    • 19.8k views
    Hunty
    Hunty

  18. Manchester United v Newcastle United

    McFaul ,
    • 468 replies
    • 28.4k views
    McFaul
    McFaul

  19. Fuck this shit, plastic oil CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 468 replies
    • 21.5k views
    MMXXVIII
    MMXXVIII

  20. Today's games

    Guest Stevie,
    • 468 replies
    • 26.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  21. Leonard Jeffrey "Oz" Osborne Silent Mags v Barry Spencer Taylor Boring Bastard Wolves

    wykikitoon,
    • 467 replies
    • 17.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  22. F.A.O Leazesmag

    Mad Jock,
    • 466 replies
    • 24.9k views
    LeazesMag
    LeazesMag

  23. Newcastle United vs Fulham

    smoggeordie,
    • 464 replies
    • 35.6k views
    duo
    duo

  24. Scabs vs Eddie’s Weetabix Haired Scargill Supporters.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 462 replies
    • 21.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  25. Newcastle United v Liverpool FC

    Gemmill,
    • 462 replies
    • 15.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  26. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

    wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 19.9k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  27. Stephen Ireland...

    Shear3r,
    • 462 replies
    • 36k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  28. England team banned from wearing a poppy!

    nufcboy,
    • 457 replies
    • 22.4k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  29. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 457 replies
    • 22.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  30. Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!

    ChezGiven,
    • 456 replies
    • 24.4k views
    Lake Bells tits
    Lake Bells tits

  31. Slaphead Erik Ten Nonce’s Spawny Red VAR Devils v Sexy Eddie's Swashbuckling Geordie B Squad

    Holden McGroin,
    • 454 replies
    • 22.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  32. #60minwalkout

    Happy Face,
    • 454 replies
    • 27.8k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  33. Howe's Beautiful Brazilian vs Tuchel's Tall Turgid Tosspot's

    wykikitoon,
    • 452 replies
    • 15.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  34. Siem De Jong

    Barney,
    • 451 replies
    • 36.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  35. SEASON-DEFINING MUST-WIN 6-POINTER (nufc v watford match thread)

    Dr Gloom,
    • 451 replies
    • 19.2k views
    Asprilla
    Asprilla

  36. Brighton V Newcastle

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 449 replies
    • 26.9k views
    Brock Manson
    Brock Manson

  37. The Derby

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 449 replies
    • 52.5k views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  38. eddie howe's robbed blind, parisian walkaways with heads held high v ten hag's you think you were in hell on wednesday? you aint seen fuck all yet manc cunts

    thebrokendoll,
    • 449 replies
    • 18.2k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  39. Leicester City v Newcastle United

    trophyshy,
    • 447 replies
    • 26.7k views
    TheGingerQuiff
    TheGingerQuiff

  40. Man Citeh vs Newcastle United

    Deano ,
    • 446 replies
    • 26.3k views
    Guest
    Guest

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