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  1. Ten bob’s bell ends v HOWE’S HOWITZERS!

    PaddockLad,
    • 531 replies
    • 21.2k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  2. howe's battle weary covid evading magpies v ragnick's conveniently rested and newly coached red devils.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 530 replies
    • 16.6k views
    Asprilla
    Asprilla

  3. Man Utd vs Newcastle United

    Dazzler,
    • 528 replies
    • 19k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  4. Eddie Howes Dross Relegating Mags vs brighton who I think are still chasing europe?

    Andrew,
    • 528 replies
    • 17.4k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  5. I assume they're not going to customise the bar in our honour this time marra VS Eddie Howes constantly nackered mags at work

    Andrew,
    • 527 replies
    • 11.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  6. Modibo Maiga

    DragonFilet,
    • 524 replies
    • 37.8k views
    colinh9
    colinh9

  7. Newcastle United vs Chelsea

    Aeris,
    • 523 replies
    • 29.7k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  8. QPR 16/5/15

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 521 replies
    • 32.5k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  9. Newcastle United 0-0 Portsmouth FC

    snakehips,
    • 521 replies
    • 35k views
    Matty
    Matty

  10. Manchester City v Newcastle

    McFaul ,
    • 520 replies
    • 36k views
    desmondTUTU
    desmondTUTU

  11. Davide Santon signs a 5 year deal with Newcastle United

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 517 replies
    • 38k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  12. Newcastle United V Bolton Wanderers Easter Monday Kick Off 3pm

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 516 replies
    • 27.9k views
    rogerbarton
    rogerbarton

  13. fuck your namby pamby, drogbaless la marseillaise v general howe's relentless march with his fearless young defenders.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 515 replies
    • 7.7k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  14. Eddie Howe's Glorious Get Into Them Mags vs Thomas Partey's Former Club

    Gemmill,
    • 513 replies
    • 10.8k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  15. Pre-season Games

    Polarboy,
    • 513 replies
    • 24.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  16. Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 511 replies
    • 23.6k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  17. Miguel Almiron

    wykikitoon,
    • 510 replies
    • 54.4k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  18. Howe's Pressing panzers v Steeeeeevie Geeeeeee's Beige Boring Bastards

    wykikitoon,
    • 510 replies
    • 20k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  19. Newcastle Finances in the Championship

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 509 replies
    • 27.1k views
    NJS
    NJS

  20. Given signs for Man City

    Matty,
    • 509 replies
    • 39.1k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  21. Southampton Away

    ToonArmy1993,
    • 509 replies
    • 37.2k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  22. Henderson to Liverpool

    Guest alex,
    • 504 replies
    • 29.4k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  23. Fulham vs Newcastle

    Toon_Man,
    • 504 replies
    • 31.5k views
    DEADMAN
    DEADMAN

  24. Chelski

    Rob W,
    • 503 replies
    • 28.2k views
    Alex
    Alex

  25. Owen

    The Fish,
    • 500 replies
    • 45.7k views
    shackbleep
    shackbleep

  26. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 496 replies
    • 21.2k views
    OTF
    OTF

  27. Blackburn Rovers v Eddie's, can Loris Karius, NUFC - FA Cup 5th Round

    sammynb,
    • 495 replies
    • 17.6k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  28. Wor Eddie's One Step at a Time Wankers v Media Darling South Coast Cunts

    wykikitoon,
    • 493 replies
    • 24.3k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  29. Eddie and Mad Dog's still shite but slightly better, it was only Brentford FFS, Geordie Boys v Sandro Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Sandro Use To Room On The Second Floor, Meelan

    sammynb,
    • 493 replies
    • 25.4k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  30. Eddies Inconsistent Magpies v Enzos Inconsistent Cockney wide boys - Sat 20th Dec 12:30 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 486 replies
    • 4.6k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  31. Extra Time on Extra Time Hating Bastards v Exhibition Building Loving, Shandy Drinking Fannies

    wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 19.5k views
    Alex
    Alex

  32. Stevenage v Newcastle United

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 484 replies
    • 35k views
    AmericanMag
    AmericanMag

  33. Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards

    wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 14.6k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  34. NUST meltdown

    Dr Kenneth Noisewater,
    • 484 replies
    • 44.1k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  35. Newcastle United v Manchester City

    McFaul ,
    • 482 replies
    • 35.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  36. Racism in football

    Toonraider,
    • 482 replies
    • 26.7k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  37. Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops

    Andrew,
    • 481 replies
    • 33.8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  38. mackems vs Newcastle United

    Brock Manson,
    • 480 replies
    • 45.3k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  39. WBA v Newcastle Sunday 4pm

    Happy Face,
    • 479 replies
    • 23.6k views
    luckyluke
    luckyluke

  40. Howe's Bargain Hunt Losers v Bielsa P-Coy Pussies

    wykikitoon,
    • 478 replies
    • 16.2k views
    Polarboy
    Polarboy

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