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2. NUFC Pictures - from days of old. 1 2 3 4 58

   By Craig, March 2, 2010
   • 1.4k replies
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   • RobinRobin
   • Saturday at 01:44

3. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 24/25

   Football never ends!

   By Andrew, July 31, 2024
   • 16 replies
   • 3.6k views
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   • RobinRobin
   • August 17, 2024

4. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon 1 2 3

   By Andrew, January 29, 2022
   • 73 replies
   • 12.6k views
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   • Andrew
   • March 16, 2022
5. Other topics

6. Transfers, 2024-25 season 1 2 3 4 743

   Hot Mitch Summer

   By trophyshy, March 8, 2022
   • 18.6k replies
   • 1m views
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   • Dougle
   • 40 minutes ago

7. mackem messageboard gold 1 2 3 4 1300

   Them r them and we r us

   By Gene_Clark, March 27, 2012   

   • Mackems
   • 32.5k replies
   • 2.2m views
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   • Kevin Carr's Gloves
   • 2 hours ago

8. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER 1 2 3 4 679

   Liverpool for sale/Ronnie Radford Still Dead

   By Sonatine, September 16, 2017
   • 17k replies
   • 860.4k views
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   • Toonpack
   • 4 hours ago

9. Eddie Howe 1 2 3 4 54

   Manager of the Month - FEBRUARY 2022 & OCTOBER 2022

   By Tom, February 14, 2022
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   • 71.5k views
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   • Monkeys Fist
   • 8 hours ago

10. a ticket thread.... 1 2 3 4 86

    By thebrokendoll, January 7, 2022
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    • 101.7k views
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    • thebrokendoll
    • 9 hours ago

11. New Strips? 1 2 3 4 114

    By Christmas Tree , March 29, 2013
    • 2.8k replies
    • 225.6k views
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    • Kid Dynamite
    • 10 hours ago

12. Other Games 2024-25 1 2 3 4 155

    By Howmanheyman, August 18, 2024   

    • For Renton
    • 3.9k replies
    • 164.7k views
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    • Andrew
    • Wednesday at 20:10

13. Aston Villa v Sir Eddie’s free-scoring sausage-shakers - Scatter his enemies 1 2 3 4 5

    Saturday 19th April Kick-off 5.30pm

    By Dr Gloom, April 18
    • 120 replies
    • 2.8k views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • Wednesday at 19:53

14. Fabian Schar 1 2 3 4 5

    By wykikitoon, June 2, 2023
    • 124 replies
    • 7.4k views
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    • trophyshy
    • Wednesday at 16:15

15. Eddies (please be Eddies) bouncing back mags vs Ipswich who are pretty much already down. 1 2

    Saturday the 26th, 3pm at SJP.

    By Andrew, Sunday at 07:03
    • 46 replies
    • 1.1k views
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    • MrBass
    • Wednesday at 16:04

16. 2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️ 1 2 3 4 300

    By wykikitoon, July 1, 2022
    • 7.5k replies
    • 361.7k views
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    • Gemmill
    • Wednesday at 15:00

17. Football Finances 1 2 3 4 8

    Accountant Big Dogs in Here

    By wykikitoon, February 3
    • 197 replies
    • 6.2k views
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    • Craig
    • Tuesday at 17:01

18. Big Dan Burn 1 2

    By wykikitoon, October 13, 2023
    • 42 replies
    • 2k views
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    • Dougle
    • Sunday at 13:55

19. Sandro Tonali 1 2 3 4 44

    He drinks moretti, he likes betting, he never back Sunderlanddd

    By wykikitoon, June 23, 2023
    • 1.1k replies
    • 58.8k views
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    • Dougle
    • Sunday at 11:35

20. Big Willy Osula

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, February 11
    • 12 replies
    • 432 views
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    • Holden McGroin
    • Sunday at 11:07

21. Newcastle Fans: What Do You REALLY Think of PIF’s Ownership? 🗣️

    Survey regarding Fan Perspectives on Football Club Takeover

    By jaja03, April 17
    • 11 replies
    • 271 views
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    • Toonpack
    • April 18

22. Sir Eddie’s majestic mags v that prat Parish’s Palace - On him be pleased to pour 1 2 3 4 19

    Wednesday 16th April Kick-off 7.30pm Live on Sky Sports

    By Dr Gloom, April 14
    • 467 replies
    • 7.8k views
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    • OTF
    • April 18

23. The real United v Manchester reds - Thy choicest gifts in store 1 2 3 4 18

    Sun 13 Apr 4.30pm Sky

    By Dr Gloom, April 8
    • 425 replies
    • 9.3k views
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    • Andrew
    • April 17

24. Harvey Barnes 1 2

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves, April 14   

    • And Longstaff.
    • And Tonali
    • 46 replies
    • 1.2k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 17

25. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt 1 2 3 4 296

    By Christmas Tree , March 26, 2013   

    • Owners
    • 7.4k replies
    • 564.8k views
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    • Howmanheyman
    • April 16

26. Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops 1 2 3 4 20

    By Andrew, March 19
    • 475 replies
    • 13.3k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 16

27. GAZUMPED, y'fuckas!! 1 2 3

    By Howmanheyman, January 27, 2022
    • 54 replies
    • 5.4k views
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    • Howmanheyman
    • April 15

28. Bruno Guimarães 1 2 3 4 64

    All things Bruno with Gloom and his shit cattle puns

    By wykikitoon, January 27, 2022
    • 1.6k replies
    • 79.8k views
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    • LondonBlue
    • April 14

29. Jacob Murphy 1 2 3 4 13

    God is love

    By Park Life, July 17, 2017
    • 309 replies
    • 17.3k views
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    • trophyshy
    • April 14

30. Clearout needed

    By LeazesMag, August 1, 2005
    • 13 replies
    • 1.7k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 12

31. Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 185

    How’s the compensation did ye say?

    By bobbyshinton, February 20, 2009
    • 4.6k replies
    • 363.5k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 12

32. 24/25 Stats 1 2 3 4 9

    By The Fish, September 3, 2024
    • 205 replies
    • 7.9k views
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    • Dr Gloom
    • April 11

33. Joey Barton 1 2 3

    By Whitey, April 27, 2011
    • 69 replies
    • 6.7k views
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    • Gemmill
    • April 10

34. Leicester City v Sir Eddie's champions league-chasing mags - long live our noble king 1 2 3 4 10

    20:00 kick off

    By Dr Gloom, April 7
    • 243 replies
    • 4.4k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 9

35. Alexander Isak 1 2 3 4 31

    Welcome to NUFC - Confirmed by Jimbo's Telly

    By Anorthernsoul, August 25, 2022
    • 774 replies
    • 46k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • April 8

36. Sir Eddie's league cup-winning mags v Brentford - long to reign over us 1 2 3 4 10

    Wednesday 2nd April. Kick-off 7.45pm

    By Dr Gloom, March 30
    • 247 replies
    • 5.3k views
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    • MrBass
    • April 4

37. Cup winners song please share 1 2

    Sweet Toon of Mine lyrics

    By ToonfulAl, March 31
    • 32 replies
    • 647 views
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    • Dazzler
    • April 1

38. Joelinton 1 2 3 4 47

    By wykikitoon, July 23, 2019
    • 1.2k replies
    • 78.3k views
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    • RobinRobin
    • March 27

39. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP 1 2 3 4 8

    By Kid Dynamite, February 1
    • 184 replies
    • 5.1k views
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    • Toonpack
    • March 26

40. Post a picture of something shit on Wearside 1 2 3 4 63

    By Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club, January 13, 2011   

    • Mackems
    • 1.6k replies
    • 190.1k views
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    • Toonpack
    • March 19

41. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan. 1 2 3 4 11

    By ohhh_yeah, March 31, 2022
    • 257 replies
    • 13.5k views
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    • Monkeys Fist
    • March 18

42. The Final. Memberships. 1 2

    By Ugly Mackems, March 15
    • 31 replies
    • 664 views
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    • Alex
    • March 16