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  1. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists. 1 2 3 4 29

    semi final of a major cup competition.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 702 replies
    • 16.7k views

  2. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 13 replies
    • 849 views

  3. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Fulham (H) 1 2

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 26 replies
    • 1.2k views

  4. pATRICK vIEIRA'S cROYDON cockney wannabees v eDDIE hOWE'S slightly goal shy gEORDIE heroes. 1 2 3 4 14

    premier league shenanigans.(again)
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 328 replies
    • 9k views

  5. howe with dan burn's funky disco moves v silva with mitrovic's fridge carrying two left feet. 1 2 3 4 15

    premier league shenanigans.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 361 replies
    • 9.7k views

  6. howe's team with a couple of players who should never play for us again v rodger's team with a couple of players we should nick 1 2 3 4 17

    carabao cup quarter final
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 413 replies
    • 10.8k views

  7. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh) 1 2 3 4 25

    Arsenal v Newcastle United, EPL Tuesday 3rd January 19:45
    By Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 16k views

  8. World Cup 2022 1 2 3 4 121

    By Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3k replies
    • 81.1k views

  9. Unai Emery for our next home game!

    By scoobos,
    • 14 replies
    • 766 views

  10. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Leeds United. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 31 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 10k views

  11. Gary Speed - Rest in peace 1 2 3 4 18

    By @yourservice,
    • 445 replies
    • 40.9k views

  12. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers 1 2 3 4 19

    Wreck it Ralph - SACKED
    By Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 12.2k views

  13. Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids 1 2 3 4 6

    Newcastle United vs. Bournemouth. Carabao Cup Fourth Round. 7:45pm, Tuesday 20 December 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 149 replies
    • 4.1k views

  14. Scotty Parker 1 2 3 4 7

    By East Stander,
    • 168 replies
    • 6.7k views

  15. Brenda's Brussels Sprout Farts vs. Eddie and Gemmill's Christmas Crackers 1 2 3 4 13

    Leicester City vs. Newcastle United. Premier League. 3:00pm, Monday 26 December 2022 @ KP Nuts Stadium.
    By Meenzer,
    • 309 replies
    • 9.2k views

  16. Combined XIs 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 39 replies
    • 996 views

  17. Rob Elliot 1 2 3

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 69 replies
    • 5.6k views

  18. Florian Lejeune 1 2 3 4

    New CD
    By Park Life,
    • 77 replies
    • 6.1k views

  19. Feyenoord Magpies

    New Flag
    By Howmanheyman,
    • 1 reply
    • 387 views

  20. Patreon Christmas Charity Donation - The Poll is Live

    By Andrew,
    • 7 replies
    • 458 views

  21. FA Cup 2023 1 2

    By The Fish,
    • 40 replies
    • 1.6k views

  22. Patreon Funds - Nominate your charities!

    By Tom,
    • 14 replies
    • 818 views

  23. Footballers who sound like drinks 1 2 3 4 9

    By Walliver,
    • 203 replies
    • 23.8k views

  24. Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers 1 2 3 4 14

    Newcastle United vs. Chelsea. FA Carling Premiership. 5:30pm, Saturday 12 November 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 330 replies
    • 11.2k views

  25. Gemmill's Squad Rotation Mags vs. (checks notes) Patrick Vieira's Eagles, apparently 1 2 3 4 11

    Newcastle United vs. Crystal Palace. Rumbelows Cup. 7:45 pm, Wednesday 9 November 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 269 replies
    • 7k views

  26. World Cup bids for 2018 and 2022 1 2 3 4 43

    By dbsweeney,   
    • 1.1k replies
    • 63.1k views

  27. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC 1 2 3 4 19

    Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa. Premier League. 3:00 pm, Saturday 29 October 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 471 replies
    • 13.2k views

  28. League Cup Draw/League Cup Thread

    NUFC vs Accrington vs Tramere ROYAL RUMBLE
    By Tom,
    • 20 replies
    • 1k views

  29. Talk of The Tyne message board....gone?

    By LALASAM,
    • 9 replies
    • 704 views

  30. YourNameHere@New White Hart Lane vs. Eddie's Auspicious Aramco Army + Gemmill 1 2 3 4 13

    Spurs vs. Newcastle United. Premier League. 4:30pm, Sunday 23 October 2022 @ Tottenham Hotspur Stadium Where Tottenham Hotspur Play.
    By Meenzer,
    • 319 replies
    • 9.8k views

  31. Steady Eddie's No-Ceiling Ambitions vs. Fat Frank's Gemmill-Defying Cloggers 1 2 3 4 12

    Newcastle United vs. Everton. Premier League. 7:30pm, Wednesday 19th October 2022 @ SJP.
    By Meenzer,
    • 282 replies
    • 8k views

  32. Alexandar Mitrovic 1 2 3 4 41

    By The Fish,   
    • 1k replies
    • 104k views

  33. Blyth Spartans 1 2

    By Kid Dynamite,
    • 49 replies
    • 5.9k views

  34. Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards 1 2 3 4 14

    Manchester United vs Newcastle United. Premier League. 2:00pm, Sunday 16th October 2022. Old Trafford.
    By tooner,   
    • 339 replies
    • 9.2k views

  35. Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets 1 2 3 4 10

    Newcastle United vs Brentford. Premier League. 3:00pm, Saturday 8th October 2022. St James' Park, Newcastle.
    By tooner,   
    • 246 replies
    • 7.5k views

  36. Gone Fishing 1 2 3 4 9

    By The Fish,   
    • 222 replies
    • 24.3k views

  37. ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA F.C. vs. Eddie's Magnificent Sicknote Warriors 1 2 3 4 9

    By tooner,
    • 212 replies
    • 6.8k views

  38. frankie goes to walton and his match throwing twats v diplomacy eddie and his robbed blind heroes 1 2 3 4 25

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 610 replies
    • 15.6k views

  39. The Alan Shearer Appreciation Thread 1 2 3 4

    The god like genius.
    By Anorthernsoul,   
    • 79 replies
    • 5.7k views

  40. Zlatan Ibrahimovic 1 2

    By Scottish Mag,
    • 47 replies
    • 4.2k views
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