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  1. Newcastle v Sunderland 1 2 3 4 30

    By Christmas Tree ,
    • 743 replies
    • 78.4k views

  2. Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG 1 2 3 4 30

    This is the match thread for the game which is Wednesday Night @ 2000, you lazy twats.
    By sammynb,
    • 741 replies
    • 16.7k views

  3. Liverpool up for sale 1 2 3 4 29

    By Sonatine,
    • 717 replies
    • 38.7k views

  4. England v Germany 1 2 3 4 29

    By Park Life,
    • 715 replies
    • 34.4k views

  5. AshleyOut.com 1 2 3 4 29

    By Happy Face,   
    • 712 replies
    • 47.5k views

  6. Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa 1 2 3 4 29

    By 2bias,
    • 711 replies
    • 40.8k views

  7. Adam Johnson 1 2 3 4 29

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 705 replies
    • 50.2k views

  8. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists. 1 2 3 4 29

    semi final of a major cup competition.
    By thebrokendoll,
    • 702 replies
    • 16.5k views

  9. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties 1 2 3 4 29

    Premier League, 17.03.23 20:00
    By Gemmill,
    • 700 replies
    • 18.1k views

  10. Tottenham Hotspur - Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 28

    By Aeris,
    • 689 replies
    • 40.4k views

  11. Geordie A Squad's Sexy Slayers of Manchesters Managerial Slapheads v Lego Head’s Cockney Spunk Bubble Over-Celebrators 1 2 3 4 28

    Sat 4th Nov - 17:30 GMT - Sky Sports
    By Holden McGroin,
    • 689 replies
    • 15.9k views

  12. Old Board vs New Board 1 2 3 4 28

    By The Fish,
    • 676 replies
    • 32.5k views

  13. Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal - Saturday 5th February K/O - 3:00pm 1 2 3 4 28

    By Flair,
    • 675 replies
    • 48.6k views

  14. Fuck this shit, paedo CG cock sucking inbreds vs here you go mate we don’t really want the ball for fucks sake pass to one of your players cunts. 1 2 3 4 28

    By Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 675 replies
    • 16.9k views

  15. Kevin Nolan signs for West Ham United 1 2 3 4 27

    By PaulR9,
    • 671 replies
    • 45k views

  16. Manchester U v Newcastle United. 1 2 3 4 27

    By Park Life,
    • 668 replies
    • 33.7k views

  17. Newcastle United 3-1 Boro, full time. 1 2 3 4 27

    By Jimbo,
    • 663 replies
    • 33.2k views

  18. Milner completes Aston Villa move 1 2 3 4 27

    By Chaser,
    • 655 replies
    • 34.9k views

  19. Eddie Howe’s Huge Sausage Mags vs Allardyce’s Pint of Gravy Yorkshire Cunts 13/05/23 12:30pm 1 2 3 4 27

    Dirty Leeds
    By strawb,
    • 655 replies
    • 16k views

  20. Howe's that for a bunch of Cripples v Here's our Graham with a Quick Reminder what a bunch of Shits We are 1 2 3 4 27

    Liverpool v NUFC - Weds 31sr - 20:00 BT Sport
    By wykikitoon,
    • 652 replies
    • 16.3k views

  21. New shirt: Strip tease 1 2 3 4 26

    By Jimbo,
    • 649 replies
    • 41.9k views

  22. Newcastle v Everton match thread (+ as a bonus , the Tim Krul! Thread) 1 2 3 4 26

    By Anorthernsoul,
    • 643 replies
    • 30.5k views

  23. Transfer gossip 2019/20 1 2 3 4 26

    By Dr Gloom,
    • 634 replies
    • 50.2k views

  24. Aston Villa 1-0 Newcastle United 1 2 3 4 26

    By Smitheh,
    • 633 replies
    • 34.6k views

  25. Newcastle United 6 (SIX) - 0 Aston Villa 1 2 3 4 26

    By Deano ,
    • 631 replies
    • 36.7k views

  26. NUFC not for sale + Hughton awarded 18 month deal 1 2 3 4 26

    By Dr Kenneth Noisewater,
    • 630 replies
    • 43.3k views

  27. Newcastle United - Aston Villa 2-1 1 2 3 4 26

    By Aeris,
    • 625 replies
    • 28.8k views

  28. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire 1 2 3 4 25

    Saturday at 6pm. Beeb champing for a giant killing
    By Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 16.8k views

  29. Today's EURO matches 1 2 3 4 25

    By Besty,
    • 621 replies
    • 84.9k views

  30. McClaren, Laudrup, Carvs, The tea lady? 1 2 3 4 25

    By Howay,   
    • 619 replies
    • 31.2k views

  31. Loic Remy 1 2 3 4 25

    By GeordieMark,
    • 617 replies
    • 36k views

  32. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh) 1 2 3 4 25

    Arsenal v Newcastle United, EPL Tuesday 3rd January 19:45
    By Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 15.8k views

  33. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team 1 2 3 4 25

    Premier League, 02.04.23 16:30
    By Gemmill,
    • 613 replies
    • 15.9k views

  34. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h. 1 2 3 4 25

    Could this finally be the game Sven Adult Botman gets his goal?
    By Monkeys Fist,
    • 610 replies
    • 16.9k views

  35. frankie goes to walton and his match throwing twats v diplomacy eddie and his robbed blind heroes 1 2 3 4 25

    By thebrokendoll,
    • 610 replies
    • 15.4k views

  36. Shola Ameobi 1 2 3 4 25

    By LeazesMag,   
    • 604 replies
    • 40.9k views

  37. Newcastle United 1-2 Blackburn Rovers 1 2 3 4 24

    By Guest WDP,
    • 599 replies
    • 30.3k views

  38. Hitzfeld for Newcastle 1 2 3 4 24

    By Emre,
    • 599 replies
    • 20.6k views

  39. Arsenal vs Newcastle Match Thread 1 2 3 4 24

    By TheMoog,
    • 599 replies
    • 28.7k views

  40. The Official Liverpool FC vs Newcastle United FC Match Thread 1 2 3 4 24

    By Monroe Transfer,   
    • 597 replies
    • 27.9k views

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